BG3 Fics & Drabbles Masterlist
thought I should probably start a masterlist. it's mostly being horny on main for Astarion lbr.
~clicky for art thou nasty etc.~
One-Shots
Where were you, when I was new? - 18+, Pre-Canon, Virgin Astarion, Law Student Astarion (plus bonus gift art by tavplum!!)
No Thoughts, Just Vibes - 18+, Post-Canon, Spawn!Starion, sex toys, holiday fluff
Closer to God - 18+, breeding kink, sex pollen-ish (everyone aware/consenting, just big horny), heat/mating, rough sex, but also tender sex
Professionals - 18+, roleplay, sex work, biting, blood drinking, oral sex, PIV sex
You Can Read Me Anything Part 1 | Part 2 - 18+, innocent Tav, illiterate Tav, secondhand smut via fake bodice ripper, first time oral, retell of the forest clearing scene, Astarion playing himself
Ethics Review - 18+, magistrate roleplay, post-canon, light BDSM, spanking, orgasm denial, dirty talk, light edgeplay, oral sex, PIV sex
How could I say no? - 18+, dirty talk, established relationship, AFAB F!Tav (3rd person), sexy kisses, teasing, orgasm delay, analingus
Poker Face Real Version | April Fool's Version - 18+, gender neutral Tav, quickie, semi-public sex, sex in a closet (sort of), wall sex, blowjob, penetration
Right Side of My Neck - 18+, female OC, oral sex, PIV sex, mirror sex, stoned sex, Ori and Astarion get high and Astarion gets the weed hornies
how to train your brat - 18+, future NYS sneak peek, Ori bratting, Astarion brat-taming, light BDSM elements, soft dom Astarion, dirty talk, light spanking, blowjob, PIV sex, the dorks being complete menaces
how to lose your mind - 18+, future NYS content, Astarion gets lovingly pegged until he's nonverbal, strap-on, anal, p-spot orgasm, multiple orgasms (male), established relationship, handjob, facesitting, oral sex, get loved losers etc.
hit the bricks - 18+, Oristarion, semi-public sex, wall sex, quickie, established relationship, tiny bit of Ori being a power bottom
I Slit the Throat of Your Confidence - 18+, Lae'zel/Astarion, hatesex-ish, fighting kink, blood kink, blood drinking, rough sex, rough oral, fingerfucking, PIV sex, orgasm denial, impact play, feral cats matching energy
When I Think About You - 18+, Astarion/Reader (You), masturbation, mutual masturbation (sort of), voyeurism, pillow humping, Astarion playing himself once again because I have a type and that type is simp in denial
Wanna Give You My Sugar, Baby - 18+, Astarion/Female Tav (3rd person), food play, oral sex, PIV sex, inappropriate use of both chocolate and mage hand
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Drabbles (under 1k)
Sip the Tea - 18+, temperature play, blowjob
Devil Inside - 18+, Haarlep being an asshole, Astarion making it better
music to my ears - 18+, eargasm, ASMR, touchless orgasm, creaming pants
Mirror Image - 18+, oral sex, 69 position
Let Go - 18+, fluffy, gentle sex, disgustingly in love about it
Before Morning's Light - 18+, fluff, comfort after nightmare of the needy nighttime quickie persuasion
we're going down - 18+, Astarion/reader, cunnilingus
Here for Wyllstravaganza? Find all the Wyll Ravengard goodness here!
People send me Ask Box prompts sometimes - you can find all those here!
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Long Fic
Not Your Sweetheart (AO3) - 18CHA bard Orianna vs 10CHA dumbass rogue vampire, slow burn, fluff, smut, angst, absurd amount of zingers & hijinks
It's Always Sunny in Nine Hills (AO3) - it's the crew we all know and love but they're modern-day dirtbag losers who live and work at a beach with big SoCal vibes
NYS Spotify Playlist - The playlist that accompanies Not Your Sweetheart, updated every chapter <3
Masterpost of Ori Art - The non-spoilery art I have of Ori (and Astarion, occasionally), with all artists linked
Header art of Ori by Freya
Icon art by @hamrikaa
