[omgellendean]

““What are you doing here?” “Something stupid. Get behind me.” He circled toward her, putting himself between Brienne and the bear. “You get behind. I have the sword.” “A sword with no point and no edge. Get behind me!” <…> Brienne tried to dart around, but he kicked her legs out from under her. She fell in the sand, clutching the useless sword. Jaime straddled her, and the bear came charging.”

—

A Storm of Swords - Jaime VI

[witch-magikk]

The Spellman’s reactions to Sabrina’s escalating life choices

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[greglestrade]

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand 

[kai-ni]

#1 has worked in retail

#2 hasn’t

[hollowpurplesoundbreathing]

Me😂

[twinsfawn]

“spa-ghetti”

[fendorkian]

This still gets me everytime

[inessencedevided]

I just realised that this

Is the same woman as this

And I am SHOOK

[dankmemeuniversity]

[stargayzer18-deactivated2021040]

I’m low-key worried because I started watching The X-Files and I asked my dad when Scully and Mulder get together and he just laughed??? and then asked how far along I was and I said I just finished season one and he laughed harder????

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[mehargreeves]

i love zelda spellman with every fiber of my being

[catchymemes]

[memewhore]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[teathattast]