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true romance ( 1993 ) starters - part one.

change the pronouns if necessary

“ and in that movie, he didn’t give a fuck about anything, ”

“ elvis was prettier than most women, ”

“ you know, i’ve always said, if i had to fuck a guy, you know had to, if my life depended on it, i’d fuck elvis ”

“ so we’d both fuck elvis, ”

“ you want to take me to a kung fu movie? ”

“ i kept asking [ name ] why our seemed to be collapsing and everything seemed so shitty? ”

“ that’s the way it goes, but don’t forget, it goes the other way too, ”

“ that’s the way romance is, ”

“ i’m the clumsiest person in the world, ”

“ thanks for bein’ such a sweetheart,  ‘cause you could’ve been a real dick, ”

“ isn’t he supposed to be a good guy? ”

“ well, he ain’t so much a good guy as he is just a bad motherfucker, ”

“ you’re sure a girl after my own heart, that’s all, ”

“ would you like to get some pie with me? ”

“ the big question is, do you have a fella? ”

“ you want a bite of my pie? ”

“ what are your turn ons? ”

“ a man who can appreciate the finer things in life like sugar, ”

“ ask me that one a little bit later, ”

“ in a theater full of empty seats, why did you sit by me? ”

“ what is it? are you crying? ”

“ what’d i do? did i do something? ”

“ i have something i gotta tell you, ”

“ that was one of the best times i ever had, ”

“ there was no way you could like me that much, ”

“ stop being so fucking calm about all of this! ”

“ there’s a note on your tv and all it says is ‘ dear [ name ] ’ ‘cause i couldn’t write anymore, ”

“ please shut up! i’m trying to come clean, okay? ”

“ i want you to know that i am not damaged goods, ”

“ i’m a really good person! ”

“ if i’m with you, then i’m with you, and i don’t want anyone body else, ”

“ now i gotta tell you something else, ”

“ i never had as much fun with a girl as i had with you my whole life, ”

“ but i think i love you, ”

“ now, if i say i love you and just throw caution to the wind and let the chips fall where they may, and you’re lying to me i’m gonna fuckin’ die, ”

“ hold on, [ name ], you sayin’ that you eat pussy? ”

“ well, can you live with it? ”

“ are you haunted? ”

“ well, i’d kill him, shoot him in the face, put him down like a dog, ”

“ the fuck don’t deserve to live, ”

“ get away with it? killing’s the hard part, ”

“ gettin’ away with it, that’s easy, ”

“ [ name ], i like you, i always have, always will, ”

“ look, [ name ], i know he scares the shit out of you, but i’m not scared of that motherfucker, ”

“ he poses absolutely no threat to you, ”

“ no, you don’t know me, not when it comes to shit like this, ”

“ i want you to know you can count on me to protect you, ”

“ this isn’t a good idea, ”

“ i’m still a mystery to you, ”

“ now, i know i’m pretty, but i ain’t as pretty as a couple of titties, ”

“ this child be fierce, ”

“ i ain’t scared of you, i just don’t like ya, ”

“ you wanna fuck with me? ”

“ wanna get fuckin’ shot? ”

“ i just did you the biggest fucking favour of your life, ”

“ i killed him, ”

“ eat something, you’ll feel better, ”

“ what the fuck you crying for? ”

“ i said ‘ do you fucking love him? ‘ huh? ”

“ i think what you did was so … romantic, ”

“ i’m sorry if i seem a little tense but you’re the last person in the world that i expected to see this morning, ”

“ ain’t she the sweetest goddamn thing you ever saw in your whole life? ”

“ daddy, nice ain’t the word for this girl, ”

“ she’s a peach, you know? ”

“ she even tastes like a peach, ”

“ you can tell i’m in love with her, can’t you? ”

“ you give me fuckin’ headache, ”

“ you’re your fuckin’ mother through and through, ”

“ you walk in here like a goddamn bulldozer, ”

“ i’m in big fuckin’ trouble, ”

“ stop acting like an infant! ”

“ but what makes you think that i would do that? ”

“ quit fuckin’ around, ”

“ as the sun sets slowly in the west, we bid you a fond farewell, ”

“ i’m a married man, buddy! ”

“ wanna say hello to my better half? ”

“ i’m the antichrist, ”

“ you got me in a vendetta kind of mood, ”

“ you tell the angels in heaven, you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you, ”

“ you can always take comfort in the fact that you never had a choice, ”

“ there are 17 different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away, ”

“ no i’m - i’m quotin’ history, ”

“ ‘cause you, you’re part eggplant, ”

“ you’re a cantaloupe, ”

[staticlife-a-blog]

true romance ( 1993 ) starters - part two.

change the pronouns if necessary 

“ you’re really in love, aren’t you? ”

“ that shit’s fucking real, ”

“ you got a helluva lotta cocaine here, man! ”

“ do you realise how much fuckin’ coke you have here? ”

“ what the fuck are you talking about? ”

“ ‘ unloading ‘ - that’s a helluva way to describe the bargain of a lifetime, ”

“ what do you think, eightball? ”

“ give the man a prize! ”

“ ride it out, baby! ”

“ do i look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that taste like french vanilla ice cream? ”

“ then why are you telling me all this bullshit? ”

“ what, you wanna fuck me? ”

“ if you’re all so much in love with each other, what the hell are you doin’ here? ”

“ don’t give me the finger! i’ll fuckin’ have you killed! ”

“ you - you want me to - suck his dick? ”

“ don’t be condescendin’ me, man, ”

“ [ name ], you were perfect, ”

“ i’m gonna go jump in the tub and get all wet and slippery and soapy, ”

“ then hop in that waterbed and watch x-rated movies until you get your ass back in my loving arms, ”

“ we don’t have any coke but there is a pepsi machine down the hall, ”

“ you are unbelievably cute, ”

“ let me see those eyes, ”

“ you think your boyfriend would go for this shit? if you do, you’re fuckin’ stupid, you know that? ”

“ you’re a very pretty girl, [ name ], but you ain’t gonna be very pretty for very long, ”

“ you got a lot of heart, kid, ”

“ see, it tries to pin down what the attraction is after all these years, ”

“ now, the first time you kill somebody, that’s the hardest, ”

“ now i do it just to watch their fuckin’ expression change, ”

“ you wanna play with daddy? ”

“ i’ll give you one ‘cause i like you, ”

“ stick in in me, baby, stick it in daddy, ”

“ no more mr fuckin’ nice guy, ”

“ what the fuck you laughing at? ”

“ you look ridiculous! ”

“ come on, darlin’, we gotta get the fuck out of here, ”

“ oh fuck! i’m sorry! i’m sorry. ”

“ read my lips - no! ”

“ after all i did for you, you fucking whore! ”

“ it’s all fun and fuckin’ games till you get caught, ”

“ you are a fucking star, and you’re going to be playing in your one-man show nightly for the next two fuckin’ years for a captive audience! ”

“ of course, you’ll only want to fuck her in the ass because that pussy just won’t be tight enough for you anymore, ”

“ you know, you and me, we can jump on any one of those planes out there and go anywhere we want, ”

“ gives me a whole new outlook, ”

“ we should go somewhere where we can really start from scratch, ”

“ where do you think we should go, my little turtledove? ”

“ it sounds like a movie, [ name ] and [ name ] got to cancun, don’t you think? ”

“ in my movie, darlin’, you get top billing, ”

“ don’t you worry about nothin’, all right? ”

“ it’s all gonna work out for us, we deserve it, ”

“ hi, how are you? my name’s [ name ] and i’m with the cub scouts of america. we’re selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree, ”

“ what if somebody does something you can’t hear, like pulls out a gun and put it to my fucking eye? ”

“ but one thing this last week has taught me, it’s better to have gun and not need it, than need a gun and not have it, ”

“ you think i’m pretty fuckin’ stupid, huh? ”

“ don’t you fuckin’ lie to me, you motherfucker! ”

“ like nick curry used to say, if i’m wrong i’ll fuckin’ apologise, alright, ”

“ i’m gonna blow this motherfucker away, ”

“ i wish somebody would just come and get me ‘cause i don’t like this anymore, ”

“ oh man, i like this [ name ] kid, this fuckin’ guy’s crazy, ”

“ i been pretty scared about this whole thing, ”

“ [ name ], you look like shit, ”

“ got more taste in my penis, ”

“ you like a little coffee with your sugar? ”

“ only trouble is whenever i’m offered a deal that’s too good to be true, it’s because it’s a lie, ”

“ did you beat her or something? ”

“ man, you were cooler than cool, ”

“ i hate fuckin’ cops! ”

“ you fucking stabbed me in the heart! ”

“ sweetie, don’t you die on me! ”

“ you’re so cool, ”

[principessa]

[derangcdarchive-blog]

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[angstmemes]

Realistic Depression/Mental Illness Starter Sentences

“You can at least pretend to be happy.” “Why didn’t you tell anyone what you were going through?” “You did this to yourself?” “Hey, hey. Calm down, okay? What got you in such a state?” “Do you need help? Professional help?” “Well, to me it just looks like you’re being lazy.” “You can’t be afraid of everything. I bet you’re just doing this to be interesting.” “Why do you always want to have all the attention? Everyone gets depressed. Get over it.” “You’re going to have to get over yourself sometime soon. You can’t just sit around doing nothing forever.” “You just take some meds and it’s gone, right? Don’t be so difficult.” “You’re trying to tell me you’re one of those crazy people? Don’t be ridiculous, you’re fine!” “You look much better today! Are you feeling better?” “Why have you been hiding this for years?” “You could’ve told me you felt like this.” “Trust me, I hate myself more than you do, so yelling at me really isn’t going to change anything!” “Do you ever think of, you know, ending it…? You need to be honest with me.” “Stop making everything about you all the time. You’re so selfish.” “Is there anything you don’t have difficulty with? You’re being so precious.” “I don’t know what to say, I’m sorry.” “I can tell you you’re not alone, because I’ve felt like this too.” “You’re being so hard on yourself.” “I don’t know why I do it. The pain just stops me from feeling so empty for a while.” “You tried to kill yourself…? When?! Oh god…” “I don’t think I will get better. I felt the same five years ago and I’ve spoken to plenty of therapists in the meantime. I think it’s just a part of who I am.” “What are you feeling?” “Don’t give me that. I give myself a hard enough time already. Harder than you could possibly imagine so PLEASE just leave me alone.” “I know there’s nothing I can say to make it better, so maybe you should just let me hug you for a while?”

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"black swan" starter prompts

“Sweet girl.”

“Did you suck his cock?”

“The only person standing in your way is you.”

“I just want to be perfect.”

“I felt it.”

“What did you do?”

“You put something in my drink.”

“You just took off in the morning.”

“You fantasized about me!”

“Did you have some sort of wet dream about me?”

“You slept over.”

“You could be brilliant… but you’re a coward.”

“Stop being so fucking weak!”

“Perfection is not about control.”

“I never see you lose yourself. Ever!”

“I’m so sorry to hear you’re leaving.”

“What did you do to change his mind?”

“You fucking whore!”

“What happened to my sweet girl?”

“He picked me!”

“We all know the story.”

“It’s okay. I’m here.”

“My show is tonight.”

“You’re staying in here until you feel better.”

“Your role is destroying you.”

“We dance in the same company.”

“That was me seducing you.”

“It needs to be the other way around.”

“I don’t want there to be any boundaries between us.”

“You’re not a virgin, are you?”

“So, you’ve got a boyfriend?”

“Honestly, would you fuck that girl?”

“You’re in a good mood.”

“It’s my turn!”

“No, please! You’re not well!”

“Let go of me!”

“You can’t handle this!”

“You were amazing.”

“Holy shit, you blew me away!”

“I know that things got all messed up between us.”

“She walked into the street and got hit by a car. And you know what? I’m almost sure she did it on purpose.”

“I got a little homework assignment for you.”

“Go home and touch yourself.”

“Live a little.”

“This is your moment.”

“I don’t think we’ve ever officially met.”

“I would be losing my mind.”

“Are you freaking out?”

“You must be so excited.”

“Get out my room!”

“Must’ve been pretty humiliating.”

“Rough start, huh?”

“I’m not sure you’re up to it.”

“My little princess.”

“Do you have any idea what time it is?”

“What else have you been doing?”

“Oh, you wanna know their names?”

“I fucked them both.”

“You’ve been drinking.”

“Has he tried anything with you?”

“He has a reputation.”

“I just don’t want you to make the same mistake I did.”

“I hope he’s not taking advantage.”

“I have a right to be concerned.”

“It’s just in case.”

“No, please believe me!”

“She’s trying to replace me!”

“Nobody’s after you.”

“I’m not perfect. I’m nothing.”

“You make the most of it!”

“Have you announced it?”

“I really don’t want to talk about that.”

“I can’t believe he calls her that. It’s so gross.”

“I think it’s sweet.”

“Go ahead, jump!”

“You’ll be fine.”

“Sex. Do you enjoy it?”

“Everything will be better in the morning. It always is.”

“We sucked.”

“Wish I could’ve been there.”

“Sounds like quite an evening.”

“Give me a second.”

“I came to apologize.”

“I have my ways.”

“How do you know where I live?”

“What about drinks?”

“Sweetie, you need to rest.”

“How about I take you out to dinner?”

“Look, I just feel really shitty about what I did and I just really want to make it up to you.”

“It’s called privacy.”

“I’m not twelve anymore!”

“What are you going to do? Run home to mommy?”

“It’s a fucking disaster.”

“What’s she doing here?”

“Perfect. I was perfect.”

[elviscontrolled-m-blog]

        IN MY MOVIE, DARLIN’, YOU GET TOP BILLING. 

                    sideblog to chaoslived // penned by the actual clarence worley.

[bluesmemethings]

the ultimate heathers lyric starter meme ( act 1 )

BEAUTIFUL

❛  I believe I’m a good person.  ❜

❛  I like to think there’s good in everyone.  ❜

❛  Here we are. First day of senior year.  ❜

❛  I look around at these kids I’ve known my whole life and I ask myself: What happened?  ❜

❛  We were so tiny.  ❜

❛  Then we got bigger, that was the trigger.  ❜

❛  Welcome to my school.  ❜

❛  This ain’t no high school.  ❜

❛  This is the Thunderdome.  ❜

❛  Hold your breath and count the days, we’re graduating soon.  ❜

❛  College will be paradise if I’m not dead by June.  ❜

❛  But I know life can be beautiful.  ❜

❛  I hope, I dream, I pray for a better way.  ❜

❛  If we changed back then, we could change again.  ❜

❛  We could be beautiful, just not today.  ❜

❛  Things will get better, soon as my letter comes from Harvard, Duke or Brown.  ❜

❛  Then I can blow this town.  ❜

❛  Dream of ivy-covered walls and smoky french cafes.  ❜

❛  Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze.  ❜

❛  (name), third year as linebacker and eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick.  ❜

❛  What did you say to me skank?  ❜

❛  We were kind before, we can be kind once more.  ❜

❛  We on for movie night?  ❜

❛  Yeah, you’re on Jiffy Pop detail.  ❜

❛  I rented the Princess Bride!  ❜

❛  Woah, again? Don’t you have it memorized by now?  ❜

❛  What can I say? I’m a sucker for a happy ending.  ❜

❛  He is the smartest guy on the football team… which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf.  ❜

❛  Hey! Pick that up right now!  ❜

❛  I’m sorry, are you actually talking to me?  ❜

❛  My buddy (name) just asked you a question.  ❜

❛  I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend?  ❜

❛  You’re a high school has-been waiting to happen. A future gas station attendant.  ❜

❛  You have a zit right there!  ❜

❛  Dear diary: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.  ❜

❛  Why do they hate me?  ❜

❛  Why don’t I fight back?  ❜

❛  Why do I act like such a creep?  ❜

❛  Why won’t he date me?  ❜

❛  Why did I hit him?  ❜

❛  Why do I cry myself to sleep?  ❜

❛  Give me some hope here!  ❜

❛  They float above it all.  ❜

❛  Her dad is loaded, he sells engagement rings.  ❜

❛  No discernible personality but her mom did pay for implants.  ❜

❛  She is a mythic bitch.  ❜

❛  They’re solid teflon. Never bothered, never harassed.  ❜

❛  I would give anything to be like that.  ❜

❛  I’d like to be their boyfriend.  ❜

❛  That would be beautiful.  ❜

❛  I’d like them to be nicer.  ❜

❛  I’d like to kidnap a (name) and photograph her naked in an abandoned building and leave her tied up for the rats.  ❜

❛  Grow up, (name), Bulimia is so ‘87.  ❜

❛  Maybe you should see a doctor, (name).  ❜

❛  Perhaps you didn’t hear the bell over all the vomiting. You’re late for class.  ❜

❛  (name), wasn’t feeling well! We’re helping her.  ❜

❛  Hurry up, get where you’re going.  ❜

❛  This is an excellent forgery.  ❜

❛  I crave a boon.  ❜

❛  Let me sit at your table at lunch. Just once. No talking necessary. If people think you tolerate me, they’ll leave me alone.  ❜

❛  Before you answer I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes.  ❜

❛  Shut up, (name)!  ❜

❛  Sorry, (name).  ❜

❛  For a greasy, little nobody, you do have good bone structure.  ❜

❛  If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I’d have matching halves. That’s very important.  ❜

❛  Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds.  ❜

❛  This could be beautiful.  ❜

❛  Get this girl some blush and (name) I need your brush.  ❜

❛  Let’s make her beautiful.  ❜

❛  Out of my way, geek!  ❜

❛  I don’t want trouble.  ❜

❛  You’re gonna die at 3pm.  ❜

❛  Don’t you dare touch me!  ❜

❛  Get away pervert!  ❜

❛  What did I ever do to them?  ❜

❛  Who could survive this?  ❜

❛  I can’t escape this!  ❜

❛  I think I’m dying!  ❜

❛  Who’s that with (name)?  ❜

❛  You hope, you dream, you pray and you get your way.  ❜

❛  Ask me how it feels lookin’ like hell on wheels.  ❜

❛  My god, it’s beautiful.  ❜

❛  I might be beautiful!  ❜

❛  When you’re beautiful, it’s a beautiful frickin’ day!  ❜

CANDY STORE

❛  Are we gonna have a problem?  ❜

❛  You’ve got a bone to pick?  ❜

❛  You’ve come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?  ❜

❛  I’d normally slap your face off, and everyone here could watch.  ❜

❛  I’m feeling nice.  ❜

❛  Here’s some advice. Listen up, biatch!  ❜

❛  I like looking hot, buying stuff they can not.  ❜

❛  I like drinking hard, maxing dad’s credit card.  ❜

❛  I like skipping gym, scaring her, screwing him.  ❜

❛  I like killer clothes, kicking nerds in the nose.  ❜

❛  If you lack the balls you can go play dolls, let your mommy fix you a snack.  ❜

❛  Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke, in my Porsha with the quarterback.  ❜

❛  Honey, watchu waitin’ for?  ❜

❛  Step into my candy store.  ❜

❛  It’s time for you to prove you’re not a loser anymore.  ❜

❛  All you have to do is say goodbye to Shamoo.  ❜

❛  That freak’s not you friend.  ❜

❛  If she had your shot, she would leave you to rot.  ❜

❛  ‘Course if you don’t care, fine, go braid her hair. Maybe Sesame Street is on.  ❜

❛  Forget that creep and get in my jeep.  ❜

❛  Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn!  ❜

❛  You just gotta prove you’re not a pussy anymore.  ❜

❛  You can join the team or you can bitch and moan.  ❜

❛  You can live the dream or you can die alone.  ❜

❛  You can fly with eagles or, if you prefer, keep on testing me and end up like her.  ❜

❛  (name), look! (name) invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he’s been thinking about me!  ❜

❛  Color me stoked.  ❜

❛  I’m so happy!  ❜

❛  Time for you to prove you’re not a lame-ass anymore.  ❜

FIGHT FOR ME

❛  Hey, Mr. No Name Kid, so who might you be?  ❜

❛  Could you fight for me?  ❜

❛  Could you face the crowd? Could you be seen with me and still act proud.  ❜

❛  Could you hold my hand?  ❜

❛  Could you carry me through no man’s land?  ❜

❛  It’s fine, if you don’t agree.  ❜

❛  I would fight for you, if you would fight for me.  ❜

❛  let them drive us underground, I don’t care how far.  ❜

❛  You can set my broken bones and I know CPR.  ❜

❛  Woah! You can punch real good.  ❜

❛  You’ve lasted longer than I thought you would.  ❜

❛  If some night you’re free, wanna fight for me?  ❜

FREEZE YOUR BRAIN

❛  I’ve been ten high schools, they start to get blurry. no point planting roots ‘cause you’re gone in a hurry.  ❜

❛  My dad keeps to suitcases packed in the den, so it’s only a matter of ‘when’.  ❜

❛  I don’t learn their names, don’t bother with faces.  ❜

❛  All I can trust is this concrete oasis.  ❜

❛  Seems every time I’m about to despair, there’s a 7-11 right there.  ❜

❛  Each store is the same from Las Vegas to Boston.  ❜

❛  I pray at my altar of slush.  ❜

❛  I live for that sweet, frozen rush!  ❜

❛  Freeze your brain, suck on that straw, get lost in the pain.  ❜

❛  Happiness comes when everything numbs.  ❜

❛  Who needs cocaine?  ❜

❛  Just freeze your brain.  ❜

❛  Does your mommy know you eat all that crap?  ❜

❛  When mom was alive, we lived half-way normal.  ❜

❛  Now it’s just me and my dad, we’re less formal.  ❜

❛  I learned to cook pasta, I learned to pay rent. Learned the world doesn’t owe you a cent.  ❜

❛  You’re planing a future (name).  ❜

❛  You’ll go to some college and marry a lawyer.  ❜

❛  The sky’s gonna hurt when it falls, so you’d better start building some walls.  ❜

❛  Swim in the ice, get lost in the pain.  ❜

❛  Shut your eyes tight, til you vanish from sight. Let nothing remain.  ❜

❛  Fight pain with more pain!  ❜

❛  Forget who you are, unburden your load, forget in six weeks you’ll be back on the road.  ❜

❛  When the voice in your head says you’re better of dead, don’t open a vein.  ❜

❛  Try it.  ❜

BIG FUN

❛  Dad said ‘act our age’, you heard the man. It’s time to rage!  ❜

❛  Drink, smoke, it’s all cool.  ❜

❛  Let’s get naked in my pool!  ❜

❛  Punch the wall and start a fight!  ❜

❛  Ain’t nobody home tonight.  ❜

❛  Come upstairs and rest your head.  ❜

❛  Let’s rub each other’s backs while watching porn on Cinemax.  ❜

❛  The folks are gone.  ❜

❛  It’s time for big fun!  ❜

❛  When mom and dad forget to lock the liquor cabinet it’s big fun.  ❜

❛  Ok, ok, ok, so it’s salt, and then lime, and then shot?  ❜

❛  You’re doing it wrong!  ❜

❛  Really? cause I feel great!  ❜

❛  (name) you are looking good tonight!  ❜

❛  A hot guy smiled at me without a trace of mockery!  ❜

❛  Everyone’s high as a kite.  ❜

❛  Is that weed? I want a hit.  ❜

❛  Fill that joint and roll it tight.  ❜

❛  Dreams are coming true when people laugh, but not at you.  ❜

❛  I’m not alone! I’m not afraid!  ❜

❛  I feel like Bono at LiveAid!  ❜

❛  Crack open one more case.  ❜

❛  I think that’s what they call third base.  ❜

❛  Way to show maturity.  ❜

❛  Quit it jackass! Get off of me!  ❜

❛  I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence.  ❜

❛  I hate freshmen! Where are you little pricks? I’m coming for you!  ❜

❛  Aw, thanks, (name) but I don’t really have to vomit right now.  ❜

❛  You need a jello shot!  ❜

❛  I can’t believe you actually came.  ❜

❛  I brought sparkling cider!  ❜

❛  Showing up here took some guts, time to rip ‘em out.  ❜

❛  Why d’you gotta be so weird all the time?  ❜

❛  People wouldn’t hate you so much if you acted normal.  ❜

❛  There’s no alcohol in here! Are you trying to poison me?  ❜

❛  Our folks got no clue ‘bout all the shit their children do.  ❜

❛  Why are they surprised whenever we’re unsupervised?  ❜

DEAD GIRL WALKING

❛  The demon queen of high school has decreed it.  ❜

❛  She says monday, 8 am, I will be deleted.  ❜

❛  They’ll hunt me down in studyhall, stuff and mount me on the wall.  ❜

❛  Thirty hours to live, how shall I spend them?  ❜

❛  I don’t have to stay and die like cattle.  ❜

❛  I could change my name and ride up to Seattle.  ❜

❛  Wait, here’s an option that I like: spend these thirty hours gettin’ freakay!  ❜

❛  I need it hard.  ❜

❛  I’m a dead girl walking.  ❜

❛  I’m in your yard.  ❜

❛  (name)? What are you doing in my room?  ❜

❛  I’m sorry but I really had to wake you.  ❜

❛  See I’ve decided I must ride you ‘til I break you.  ❜

❛  (name) says I got’s to go.  ❜

❛  You’re my last meal on death row.  ❜

❛  Shut your mouth and loose those tighty whiteys.  ❜

❛  Tonight I’m yours.  ❜

❛  Get on all fours.  ❜

❛  Let’s go, you know the drill.  ❜

❛  I’m hot and pissed and on the pill.  ❜

❛  It’s ‘cause you’re beautiful.  ❜

❛  You say you’re numb inside, but I can’t agree.  ❜

❛  So the world’s unfair, keep it looked out there. In here it’s beautiful.  ❜

❛  Let’s make this beautiful.  ❜

❛  That works for me!  ❜

❛  Full steam ahead!  ❜

❛  How’d you find my address?  ❜

❛  Let’s break the bed!  ❜

❛  I think you tore my mattress!  ❜

❛  No sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew.  ❜

❛  Get your ass in gear! Make this whole town disappear!  ❜

❛  Slap me, pull my hair.  ❜

❛  Touch me there and there and there and no more talking.  ❜

❛  Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! OW!  ❜

THE ME INSIDE OF ME

❛  What would she say?  ❜

❛  Believe it or not, I knew about fear, I knew the way loneliness stung.  ❜

❛  I hid behind smiles and crazy hot clothes, I learned to kiss boys with my tongue.  ❜

❛  The world it held me down, it weighed like a concrete prom queen crown.  ❜

❛  No one thinks a pretty girl has feelings, no one gets her insecurity.  ❜

❛  I’m am more than shoulder pads and makeup.  ❜

❛  No one sees the me inside of me.  ❜

❛  Jesus! You’re making me sound like air supply!  ❜

❛  Keep going. This has to be good enough to fool the cops.  ❜

❛  Woah! Is it murder?  ❜

❛  No, look, here’s a suicide note.  ❜

❛  They couldn’t see past my rockstar mystique, they wouldn’t dare look in my eyes.  ❜

❛  Just underneath was a terrified girl who clings to her pillow and cries.  ❜

❛  My looks were just like prison bars, they left me a myriad of scars.  ❜

❛  No one thinks a pretty girl has substance, that’s the curse of popularity.  ❜

❛  I am more than just a source of handjobs.  ❜

❛  Our children are dying!  ❜

❛  This is the loveliest suicide note I’ve ever read.  ❜

❛  Box up my clothing for Good Will and give the poor my Nordic Track.  ❜

❛  Donate my car to crippled kids or to those ghetto moms on crack.  ❜

❛  Give them my tapes and my CDs, my hats, my pumps, my flats my three TVs.  ❜

❛  I weep for all failed to be.  ❜

❛  Maybe I can help the world by leaving.  ❜

❛  Maybe that’s the me inside of me.  ❜

❛  I never knew about her pain.  ❜

❛  Her life had hit a rocky patch.  ❜

❛  Deep down she wasn’t cruel or vain.  ❜

❛  She didn’t mean to be a snatch.  ❜

❛  (name), you’re very quiet. What’s on your mind?  ❜

❛  Maybe (name) realized that in order to be happy she had to give up her power, and that the only way to do that was death?  ❜

❛  My god! Look what we’ve done, we’re breaking through! (name) would be so proud of you!  ❜

❛  No one thinks a pretty girl can touch you.  ❜

❛  She’s made us better than we were.  ❜

❛  (name) is dead, but she will live inside me.  ❜

❛  Holy crap! This is awesome!  ❜

❛  Our sins fell on her shoulders.  ❜

❛  (name) died so we could all be free.  ❜

❛  I’m bigger than John Lennon!  ❜

❛  She’s the dove that sings outside my window.  ❜

❛  She’s the twin from whom I’m separated.  ❜

❛  She’s the horse I never got for Christmas.  ❜

❛  (name) sees the me inside of me.  ❜

BLUE

❛  You’ve got a left hand, use it.  ❜

❛  Don’t talk mean like that!  ❜

❛  You’ll hurt their feelings!  ❜

❛  You make my balls so blue.  ❜

❛  What did they do to you that you hate them so?  ❜

❛  Don’t run from me.  ❜

❛  They’re all beat up like a tackling dummy.  ❜

❛  They long for your embrace.  ❜

❛  Just look at them glow.  ❜

❛  We’re begging you!  ❜

❛  Open the door!  ❜

❛  Once you were geeky and nerdy, but they knew you’re dirty.  ❜

❛  Look! Booze! Drink!  ❜

❛  Baby you gots to come through.  ❜

❛  Teach them to smile.  ❜

❛  Please make their dreams come true.  ❜

OUR LOVE IS GOD

❛  They made you cry, but that will end tonight.  ❜

❛  You are the only thing that’s right about this broken world.  ❜

❛  Go on and cry.  ❜

❛  When the morning comes, we’ll burn it down and then, we’ll build the world again.  ❜

❛  Our love is God.  ❜

❛  Are you okay?  ❜

❛  I was alone.  ❜

❛  I was a frozen lake, but then you melted me awake.  ❜

❛  See, now I’m crying too.  ❜

❛  You’re not alone.  ❜

❛  We’ll raise our city here.  ❜

❛  How did you know it was a fantasy of mine to have two guys at once?  ❜

❛  Uh… lucky guess?  ❜

❛  Meet me at the cemetery, at dawn.  ❜

❛  We can start and finish wars.  ❜

❛  We’re what killed the dinosaurs.  ❜

❛  We’re the asteroid that’s overdue.  ❜

❛  They died because god said they must.  ❜

❛  The new world needed room for me and you.  ❜

❛  I worship you.  ❜

❛  I’d trade my life for yours.  ❜

❛  They all will disappear.  ❜

❛  We’ll plant out garden here.  ❜

❛  Woah, is that real?  ❜

❛  When the morning comes, they’ll both be laughing stocks.  ❜

❛  Let’s go hunt some jocks!  ❜

❛  Take it slow (name). Strip for me.  ❜

❛  I was hoping you could rip my clothes off me, sport.  ❜

❛  (name)? You’re just unconscious, right (name)? (name)!?.  ❜

❛  Get off the fence! Get off the damn fence!  ❜

❛  I don’t understand!  ❜

❛  Stop being a dick!  ❜

❛  What does that mean?  ❜

❛  What the fuck have you done?  ❜

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the ultimate heathers lyric starter meme ( act 2 )

MY DEAD GAY SON

❛  You wait just a minute, (name)!  ❜

❛  It’s ignorant, hateful talk like yours that makes this world a place that they could not live in.  ❜

❛  They were not dirty!  ❜

❛  They were not wrong!  ❜

❛  They were two lonely verses in the Lord’s great song.  ❜

❛  Our boys were pansies, (name)!  ❜

❛  Yes! My boys a homosexual, and that don’t scare me none.  ❜

❛  I want the world to know, I love my dead, gay son.  ❜

❛  I’ve been thinking. Praying. Reading some magazines.  ❜

❛  It’s time we opened our eyes.  ❜

❛  Well, the good Lord created the universe.  ❜

❛  The Lord created man.  ❜

❛  I believe it’s all a part of His gigantic plan.  ❜

❛  I know God has a reason for each mountain and each flower, and why he chose to let our boys get busy in the shower!  ❜

❛  I never cared for homos much until I reared me one.  ❜

❛  He loves his son.  ❜

❛  Jesus says it’s cool!  ❜

❛  They just had flair!  ❜

❛  They were desperate to be free!  ❜

❛  They took a rebel stance, stripped to their underpants.  ❜

❛  I can’t believe that you still refuse to get a clue after all that we’ve been through.  ❜

❛  I’m talking you and me, in the summer of ‘83.  ❜

❛  That was one hell of a fishing trip.  ❜

❛  Our jobs are now continuing the work that they begun.  ❜

❛  They were good men!  ❜

❛  We’ll teach the world to love.  ❜

SEVENTEEN

❛  Fine, we’re damaged. Really damaged, but that does not make us wise.  ❜

❛  We’re not special. We’re not different.  ❜

❛  We don’t choose who lives and dies.  ❜

❛  Let’s be normal. Watch bad movies, sneak a beer and watch TV.  ❜

❛  Don’t you want a life with me?  ❜

❛  Can’t we be seventeen? That’s all I want to do.  ❜

❛  If you could let me in, I could be good with you.  ❜

❛  People hurt us, or they vanish, and you’re right, it really blows.  ❜

❛  We let go, take a deep breath.  ❜

❛  Don’t stop looking in my eyes.  ❜

❛  Is that so hard to do?  ❜

❛  Let us be seventeen, if we’ve still got the right.  ❜

❛  So what’s it gonna be?  ❜

❛  I want to be with you.  ❜

❛  Yeah, we’re damaged. Badly damaged.  ❜

❛  Your love’s too good to lose.  ❜

❛  Hold me tighter. Even closer.  ❜

❛  I’ll stay if I am what you choose.  ❜

❛  You’re the one I choose.  ❜

SHINE A LIGHT

❛  Deep inside of everyone there’s a hot ball of shame.  ❜

❛  If we show the ugly parts that we hide away, they turn out to be beautiful by the light of day.  ❜

❛  Every day’s a battlefield when pride’s on the line.  ❜

❛  I attack your weakness and pray you don’t see mine.  ❜

❛  If I share my ugly parts and you show me yours, our love can knock our walls down and unlock all our doors.  ❜

❛  Who wants to share what’s in their heart?  ❜

❛  No volunteers? Fine, I’ll start.  ❜

❛  I live alone. My husband left. My kids are grown.  ❜

❛  In the 60s love was free, that did not work out well for me.  ❜

❛  The revolution came and went – tried to change the world, barely made a dent.  ❜

❛  I’ve struggled with despair.  ❜

❛  I’ve joined a cult.  ❜

❛  I chant, I prayed but God’s not there.  ❜

❛  (name) I’m ending our affair!  ❜

❛  I faked it every time.  ❜

LIFEBOAT

❛  I float in a boat in a raging black ocean, low in the water with no where to go.  ❜

❛  The people smell desperate.  ❜

❛  We’ll sink any minute so someone must go.  ❜

❛  Everyone’s pushing! Everyone’s fighting!  ❜

❛  There’s no where to hide.  ❜

❛  The captain is pointing. well who made her captain?  ❜

❛  Still, the weakest must go.  ❜

SHINE A LIGHT (REPRISE)

❛  Aw look, (name) is gonna cry.  ❜

❛  Stupid childproof caps!  ❜

❛  Aw look, (name) is gonna whine all night.  ❜

❛  You don’t deserve to live.  ❜

❛  Why not kill yourself?  ❜

❛  Here, have a sedative.  ❜

❛  Whine, whine, whine like there’s no Santa Clause.  ❜

❛  You’re pathetic because you whine!  ❜

❛  You whine all night!  ❜

❛  Your ass is off the team!  ❜

❛  Go on and bitch and moan.  ❜

❛  You don’t deserve the dream!  ❜

❛  You’re gonna die alone.  ❜

KINDERGARTEN BOYFRIEND

❛  He was sweet, he said that I was smart.  ❜

❛  He was good at sports and people liked him.  ❜

❛  At nap time, once, we shared a mat.  ❜

❛  I didn’t sleep, I sat and watched him breathing.  ❜

❛  I watched him dream for almost half an hour. Then he woke up.  ❜

❛  He pulled a scab off one time playing kickball, kissed me quick and pressed it in my hand.  ❜

❛  I took that scab and put it in a locket, all year long I wore it near my heart.  ❜

❛  He didn’t care if I was thin or pretty.  ❜

❛  He was mine until we hit first grade.  ❜

❛  Last night I dreamed a horse with wings flew down into my home room.  ❜

❛  Now we’re all grown up and we know better.  ❜

❛  Now we recognize the way things are.  ❜

❛  Certain boys are just for kindergarten.  ❜

❛  Certain girls are meant to be alone.  ❜

❛  I believe that any dream worth having, is a dream that should not have to end.  ❜

❛  I’ll build a dream that I can live in, and this time I’m never waking up.  ❜

YO GIRL

❛  Oh my god, is she dead?  ❜

❛  Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably.  ❜

❛  keep it together.  ❜

❛  I knew you would come far.  ❜

❛  Smell how gangsta you are.  ❜

❛  I’m so sorry.  ❜

❛  Feel a bit punchy?  ❜

❛  She’s not looking so well.  ❜

❛  You’ve earned that red scrunchie.  ❜

❛  Come join (name) in hell.  ❜

❛  Where have you been?  ❜

❛  We’ve been worried sick!  ❜

❛  Your friend, (name), stopped by.  ❜

❛  He told us everything.  ❜

❛  He’s got your hand writing down cold.  ❜

❛  Please, honey, talk to us.  ❜

❛  No, you wouldn’t understand.  ❜

❛  Guess who’s right down the block?  ❜

❛  I’ve experienced everything you’re going through.  ❜

❛  Guess who’s climbing the stairs?  ❜

❛  Your problems seem like life and death, I promise they’re not.  ❜

❛  Guess who’s picking your lock.  ❜

❛  You don’t know what my world looks like!  ❜

❛  Times up! Go say your prayers.  ❜

❛  (name)’s running on fumes now.  ❜

❛  (name)’s totally fried.  ❜

❛  (name)’s gotta be tripping on shrooms now.  ❜

❛  (name)’s done for, there’s no doubt now.  ❜

❛  Notify next of kin.  ❜

❛  Too late, he got in.  ❜

❛  Sorry for coming in through the window, dreadful etiquette I know.  ❜

❛  Get out of my house!  ❜

MEANT TO BE YOURS

❛  All is forgiven baby!  ❜

❛  Come on, get dressed! You’re my date to the pep rally tonight!  ❜

❛  You chucked me out like I was trash.  ❜

❛  For that, you should be dead.  ❜

❛  Then it hit me like a flash: what if high school went away instead?  ❜

❛  Those assholes are the key.  ❜

❛  They’re keeping you away from me.  ❜

❛  They made you bling, messed up your mind.  ❜

❛  I can set you free!  ❜

❛  You left me and I fell apart.  ❜

❛  I punched the wall and cried.  ❜

❛  I found you changed my heart and set loose all that truthful shit inside.  ❜

❛  So, I built a bomb!  ❜

❛  Tonight our school is Vietnam.  ❜

❛  Let’s guarantee they never see their senior prom!  ❜

❛  I was meant to be yours.  ❜

❛  We were meant to be one.  ❜

❛  Don’t give up on me now.  ❜

❛  Finish what we’ve begun.  ❜

❛  In the rubble of their tomb, we’ll plant this not explaining why they died.  ❜

❛  Our burned bodies may finally get through to you.  ❜

❛  Your society churns out slaves and blanks, no thanks.  ❜

❛  We’ll watch the smoke pour out the doors.  ❜

❛  Bring marshmallows, we’ll make s’mores.  ❜

❛  We can smile and cuddle while the fire roars.  ❜

❛  I can’t make it alone.  ❜

❛  You were meant to be mine.  ❜

❛  I am all that you need.  ❜

❛  You carved open my heart, can’t just leave me to bleed.  ❜

❛  Open the door please.  ❜

❛  Can we not fight anymore?  ❜

❛  (Name), sure, you’re scared, I’ve been there.  ❜

❛  (Name), don’t make me come in there.  ❜

❛  I’m gonna count to three. 1, 2, fuck it–  ❜

❛  Oh my god.  ❜

❛  Please don’t leave me alone.  ❜

❛  You were all I could trust.  ❜

❛  I can’t do this alone, still, I will if I must.  ❜

DEAD GIRL WALKING (REPRISE)

❛  I wanted someone strong who could protect me.  ❜

❛  I let his anger fester and infect me.  ❜

❛  His solution is a lie.  ❜

❛  No one here deserves to die, except for me and the monster I created.  ❜

❛  Heads up (name).  ❜

❛  I’m a dead girl walking.  ❜

❛  Can’t hide from me.  ❜

❛  There’s your final bell.  ❜

❛  It’s one more dance and then farewell.  ❜

❛  (name) told me you just committed suicide?  ❜

❛  Yeah, well, he’s wrong about a lot of things.  ❜

❛  I through together a lovely tribute, especially considering the short notice.  ❜

❛  What’s under the gym?  ❜

❛  That’s it.  ❜

❛  What’s that sound?  ❜

❛  Give a great big yell!  ❜

❛  Step away from the bomb.  ❜

❛  This little thing? I’d hardly call it a bomb.  ❜

❛  This is just to trigger the packs of thermals upstairs –those are bombs.  ❜

❛  I wish your mom had been a little stronger.  ❜

❛  I wish she’d stayed around a little longer.  ❜

❛  I wish your dad were good.  ❜

❛  I wish grownups understood.  ❜

❛  I wish we’d met before they convinced you life is war.  ❜

❛  I wish you’d come with me.  ❜

❛  I wish I had more TNT!  ❜

I AM DAMAGED

❛  I am damaged. Far too damaged.  ❜

❛  You’re not beyond repair.  ❜

❛  Stick around here, make things better.  ❜

❛  You beat me fair and square.  ❜

❛  Please stand back now.  ❜

❛  Don’t know what this thing will do.  ❜

❛  Hope you miss me.  ❜

❛  Wish you’d kiss me.  ❜

❛  I’ll trade my life for yours.  ❜

❛  Wait, hold on!  ❜

❛  Once I disappear, clean up the mess down here.  ❜

❛  Not this way!  ❜

❛  Say hi to God.  ❜

SEVENTEEN (REPRISE)

❛  Listen up kids, war is over.  ❜

❛  Brand new sheriff’s come to town.  ❜

❛  We are done with acting evil.  ❜

❛  We will lay our weapons down.  ❜

❛  We’re all damaged, we’re all frightened, we’re all freaks but that’s alright.  ❜

❛  We’ll endure it. We’ll survive it.  ❜

❛  (name) are you free tonight?  ❜

❛  High school may not ever end.  ❜

❛  Still, I miss you.  ❜

❛  I’d be honored, if you’d let me be your friend.  ❜

❛  We can be seventeen.  ❜

❛  If nobody loves me now, someday somebody will.  ❜

❛  There’s still time to make things.  ❜

❛  One day we’ll change the world, but let’s kick back tonight.  ❜

❛  Let’s go be seventeen, take off our clothes and dance.  ❜

❛  This could be our final chance.  ❜

❛  We’ll make it beautiful.  ❜

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FIRST THREE IN MY INBOX GET KISSES

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A note about shipping with me

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ventusdraconis:

I probably already ship it

not that I deliberately start rp’ing with people for the purposes of shipping, but if there’s chemistry, if there’s interesting interaction, then yeah, I probably ship it

you don’t have to ship it too; it’s fun to torture the muse with unrequited feelings okay

I will never pressure you into a ship

if you feel like i’m pressuring you, let me know and i’ll do my best to rectify the behavior

if you want to ship a thing, pitch it to me. the answer is probably yes.

that said, don’t assume it without at least mentioning it to me ooc first.

ships are usually in their own separate verses unless we’ve discussed something else.

if you ship with me I’ll ruin your life

xoxox i love you bbies