▌ •.° ☾——— ELENA HAWLEY. ELVIS is my daddy, marilyn's my mother. diamonds are my bestest friend. heaven is my baby. suicide's her father. OPULENCE is the end. we get down every ( friday night ), dancing and grinding in the pale moonlight. mary prays the rosary for my broken m i n d. i sing the body electric. i'm on F I R E, sing that b o d y e l e c t r i c
“yeah, that’s worse. no offense, but why can’t you leave though? and look for something else that won’t make you life suck?,” she said as she rested her cheek against her palm. “it really sucks when someone turns your art into pure trash.”
“ WELL, I GOT the job thanks to my dad, so i kind of owe it to him to stick around for a few years. plus, i don’t hate it. i hate some of the people, but the job itself is fine. ” elena reassured, despite how truly unsure she was of the words leaving her mouth. “ do you wanna talk about ? i love shit-talking, and there’s like a 90% chance i take your side. so, you can rant if you want to.”
“ SO … YOU’RE AN INVESTMENT BANKER , EH ?? “ the woman nodded her head before crossing her arms over one another . “ y’know , i would much rather have you as a banker than someone else . i guess mainly due to the fact that your a woman & you seem pretty smart about all that sooo … . “ she shrugged , looking at the other .
CLOSED FOR: elena hawley ( @elvna ).
LOCATION: somewhere downtown.
“ WELL, I’M FLATTERED, ” elena started, subconsciously batting her eyelashes with a small grin on her face. “ i’d prefer to deal with you then the gross forty year old unhappily married dudes who i have to work with everyday. like, haha, no sorry i can’t date you. your bank statement is impressive, but i have some sort of standard, still. ”
“sometimes i wish i can un-choose who i work with,” she sighed frustratingly, running both her hands through her hair. “some fucking artist made the song i wrote some fucking trash, and i am so…done. i can’t even take it back anymore.”
“ I FEEL YOU, ” elena nodded, letting out a joining sigh. “ i mean, the un-choosing who you work with part, not the song writing part. then again, i didn’t actually choose anyone i work with, i’m just kind of stuck with them. if you ask me, my situation is worse. ” she rambled along, truly blind to how ignorant she could be sometimes. “ your situation sounds like it sucks too, though. sorry. ”
“and these are the free cookies that this newly opened cafe is giving out to every customer.” she said with a warm smile as she voluntarily gave out pieces of cookies to everyone in the room. it was definitely a success, since a famous band that she knows personally lured in a lot of customers. “also, these cookies would be even better if everyone would purchase a drink! also heard they’re giving out 5% discount since it’s our grand opening night!“
ELENA looked down at the cookie, then back up to stare at the girl blankly. “ umm, sure. ” she said, taking it in her hand, but refusing to actually eat it. she just wanted to grab a quick iced coffee on her way to work, she wasn’t in the mood to deal with all this promotion shit being shoved at her. “ i like the discount, though. ” she said, with a minuscule grin, “ you can have this back though, it’s okay. ” elena said, quickly, as she put the cookie back in her hand, and shuffled away.
Phillip was nursing the headache that was caused by the lack of sleep that he had. He decided that he needed an extra shot of caffeine to wake him up so that he can get through the day, and when he heard the woman next to him speak about a man fucking a pig, Phillip knew that he had probably lost his mind. He cringed a little and asked, “I’m sorry, what did I just hear?”
“ THE MAN. fucked. a pig. ” elena repeated, slowly and drawn out, making sure to emphasize every word. “ are you even fucking watching ? because, if not, why are we watching TV ? ”
blue eyes focused on the floor instead of her friend, smile slowly creeping up her delicate features. “ i hate to confirm it to you, but yes indeed. “ cordelia looked up, immediately covering her eyes with her hand, peeking through the gaps. “ we just watched an episode and are now picking another show. “
“ FUCKING thank you, ” elena spoke, a sigh of relief escaping her lips. “ i don’t care if the rest of the episodes aren’t even like that, any show that’s gonna show that is ridiculously fucked up. i need to watch something tame now. what cartoons are on ? ”
“ SO, let me get this straight ... ” elena started, her brows furrowed and arms crossed. “ that man just fucked a pig ? like, i get the circumstances, but he fucked a pig ? what the hell did we watch ? ” to be fair, she warned you not to show her an episode of black mirror.
play along, make-believe
it's hyper real, but i live
in a hologram with you
basics
Full Name: Elena Nicolette Hawley
Nickname(s): El, Lena, “that bitch”
Age: thirty-two
Date of Birth: December 8th, 1986
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
Place of Birth: Brooklyn, NY
Ethnicity: White
Nationality: Whiter
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Pansexual, says she’s straight and “doesn’t like labels”
Romantic Orientation: Straight
Religion: None
Occupation: Investment Banker
Language(s) Spoken: English, Italian, a few words of French
Accent: American, slight Brooklyn accent
physical appearance
Face Claim: Alison Brie
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue
Height: 5″2′, but says she’s 5″4′
Weight: 110
Build: Petite
Tattoos: None
Piercings: Standard lobe, upper lobe, helix, industrial, however she only wears earrings on her standard lobe now. She also got a nostril piercing which she doesn’t wear anymore.
Distinguishing Characteristics: None
personality
Label: there are a good many to choose from here
Positive Traits: drole, fun-loving, open-minded, confident, astute,
Negative Traits: inappropriate, immature, egotistical, cunning, sensitive,
Goals/Desires: to lead her own life instead of following the one her parents set up for her, to make something of herself
Fears: the dark ( but no one knows that )
Hobbies: dancing, writing, secretly psychoanalyzing the people in her life,
Quirks: always talks with wild hand gestures, no matter what
Likes: going out, getting away with things, having the upper hand, being looked up too, being in power,
Dislikes: being called “spoiled” “old” and “naive”, being talked down to, children, waiting for long periods of time,
family
Father: Steven Hawley, works high up at Bank of America
Mother: Laurel McIntyre, a chiropractor
Sibling(s): an older sister (36), and a younger brother (29)
Pet(s): a Pomeranian named Leo, and a Maltese cat named Harriet
Financial Status: upper-middle class
tests
Myers-Briggs: ENTJ
Enneagram: The Performer
Temperament: Sanguine
Hogwarts House: Slytherin
hey guys!! im kris, this is elena, and this is my return to the rpc after taking a month hiatus to focus on school (and the rph community got super wack) NYWHO these are elena’s stats, her wanted plots, and under the cut is gonna be a lil summary of those two
1. “el” or “lena” work. elena only if its formal or ur angry
elena is 32 and works as an investment banker for bank of america because her father works high up there and managed to get her the job when she finished college (i havent figured out an actual position, so i’m just saying elena doesn’t care enough to know)
she got a degree in polisci at NYU but never knew what she wanted to do, she just went to college
i really want a first year college roommate plot and it’s just them reminiscing on dumb college stories a lot
elena’s life was basically planned out for her before she was born, as was her older sisters and her younger brothers, so she did X extracurricular went to Y college got a Z job and now that she’s in her 30s its kinda starting to hit elena that she’s well into adult life and still isnt living her own life
as a teenage she didnt rebel because her parents granted her the freedom to do what she wants, so that phase is kind of coming now
so she’s those 30 yr old insta baddies u see always in bandage dresses getting bottle service at the club and u think to yourself arent u a little old for this
but she’s just havin’ fun and never really had to work for stuff or put in a lot of effort, so trying to take actual control of her life for once is a struggle because she has no idea how to do any of it
so that is elena pls plot w her and love her bc i do and hmu if u want ym discord!! im pumped for this rp so leggo
