Roses are dark.

22 yrs|Scorpio|5w6|Slytherin|Erudite|Chaotic neutral|rogue|INTP ASK me anything MBTI, I'm the boss

[just-shower-thoughts]

People never tell you when it’s their first rodeo, but are always eager to inform you when it is not.

[barbed-dark-rose]

My intention: *Have a good day*

My anxiety triggered words: "Enjoy the nxt 24 hrs" cute smile

[jodiefoster]

me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it

[yamelcakes]

I need to plaster this on every surface of my house tbh

[barbed-dark-rose]

INT* difference

INTP: *assumes everything whatever anyone is saying is true at face value and work from there onwards*

INTJ: *never assumes anything or whatever people say as true and mentally branches the conversation on different possible scenarios*

As an INTP, I tried reading Andrew Rowe's (INTJ) novel and was surprised a lot of times and generally it was a strange experience being and things from INTJ 's perspective.

[barbed-dark-rose]

Can you type me please? I seem to be stuck between ENTP and ENTJ.

Well the simplest way to differentiate is that, when both of them are explaining something new to another person,

ENTJ tend to give many *vague* examples, each time saying "That's another way of thinking about it"

ENTPs are conscious of explaining things correctly and if they feel they can't break it down and do it justice, they tend to say, "There's no other way to describe/say it"

Hope that helped!

[barbed-dark-rose]

"I wanted to say I really admire your bravery."

"Bravery?

"For being who you are,and doing so unflinchingly.."

"That's not bravery, it apathy"

[barbed-dark-rose]

Real quotes from Real INTJs™ (mostly Elon Musk)

1. "You can make any theory work on PowerPoint but having a working model of whatever it is you're working on is what convinces people"

2. "I look at the future from a standpoint of probabilities, its like a branching stream of probabilities and there are actions that we can take that either accelerate certain things or slows them down."

3. "No I didn't think that it was a destined failure, but I thought that success wasn't a possibility. And in general if you want to embark on something you want to figure out if success is a possibility, because failure is one of the possibilities for sure."

4. "I think most thinks look successful on a theoretical level because you could publish some useless paper..because most papers are pretty useless. I mean how many PhD papers are actually used by someone?"

5. "If you explain the why of things,then that does a huge thing for motivation,because then they understand the purpose"

6. "A very small percentage of my mental energy is focused on the big picture, like you know where you are generally heading for and the actual path is going to be some sort of zigzaggy thing in that direction. You're trying not to deviate too far from the path essentially."

7. "If you wanna make something, you want it such that if you tell it to an objective person they'll be excited and look forward to it"

8. "After graduating, I went to Russia to negotiate a price for two ICBMs (biggest rockets) "

9. "If you want someone to get something they don't understand, rather than using an analogy, boil it to the most basic form you can imagine. If you can't do that, you don't really understand it yourself."

[gh0stcity]

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

[gh0stcity]

For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.

[jennitheodd]

Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice. 

[razorlightt-deactivated20161221]

I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key

[whiskey-and-a-wry-smile-blog]

my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.

[minero-tan]

Bee confident

[88thparallel]

This is funny but also true, and a huge tip when traveling. Act like you belong, and you won’t be bothered like other tourists might. Especially on public transportation… do your research ahead of time and look like a disinterested commuter and you’ll blend right in.

[butterfly-bandaid]

Fun Fact about Bees: they use pheromones to communicate and the pheromone to signal ALARM is the same chemical that makes bananas smell like bananas so if you eat a banana and then breathe on a beehive you will regret it and this seemed relevant when i started writing it

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Fun tip for enemies

[camaronez]

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

[plasmalogical]

self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys

No self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

[plasmalogical]

self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes

[condensedchaos333]

Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting

[plasmalogical]

if you touch my birthday cake ill make you eat your hands

[rainbowkittenmagic]

REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

if you wanna be my lover you gotta be able to rip a log in half with your bare hands

[podencos]

[dutchster]

[robynjaja]

This is one of the most adorable comics I’ve ever read

[hungoverandhard-up-blog]

I’ve been waiting for this to pop back up on my dashboard.. we are way too hard on ourselves.

[bitchycode]

So you can breathe but not text me back ???