FATED HEIR.

noctis lucis caelum, as written by kit. side-blog to atlaslain.

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‘ i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet. if there are any cats in outer space, i love them too. ’

meme.          /          @flammadecorde

          “hmm, valid.” but noctis thinks he might personally love this cat the most: a stray winding its way about his legs, meowing insistently as it goes. the cat’s large, more fluff than anything else, and coloured a silky gray. noct is already plotting ways of sneaking it down his shirt and into the regalia. “think she’s hungry?” he asks, nodding at the still-mewling cat. “she looks hungry.”

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‘ my heart is guarded but like… very poorly. the kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an r-rated movie. ’ [ Prom! ]

meme.         /         @argentumtonitrua

          “sounds about right.” bluntness aside, there’s affection in the wry smile he turns on prompto. the guy doesn’t quite wear his heart on his sleeve, noct muses, but like --- just beneath the sleeve. barely protected by flimsy fabric and not much else. the metaphor’s running away from him but what he thinks he means is, prompto’s an open person. laid bare, but for those few small parts of himself he keeps hidden. “if y’wanna reinforce your heart guards, i have a whole fortress with a moat around mine. you can have some.”

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hiraitz replied to your post “‘ my heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something...”

this is so cute but also imagine noct teaching tidus how to use a phone

noct: so anyway this is a meme,,, and this is king’s knight. if u don’t like king’s knight we can’t be friends. and this is tumblr,,, u may wanna stay away from that.....

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‘ life tip: if nothing goes right go to sleep. ’

meme.        /        @flamereign

          “you’re thinking too small. go to sleep all the time. go to sleep even when it’s going right. go to sleep.” it is very difficult to be the only truly cultured person around. axel has much to learn. but he has the right idea. noctis favours him with a vague smile because he appreciates that. “nothing can go wrong at all if you just snooze the day away.”

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‘ my heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and they thought of me. ’ ( THGRFDTGHYTGDF, but this is also me too )

meme.          /          @hiraitz

          “that’s...” cute. not so much the busting-a-nut imagery, but the other parts. noct doesn’t quite get around to delivering the compliment and the sentence trails off awkwardly into the air --- far too late to salvage it now, so he mumbles, “my friends usually do that with me when they see something dumb. like that one meme of the really smug cat with the knife to its face. they’re always like ‘ha, that’s you’.” does tidus know memes? does whichever world he’s from have memes? gods, this is a disaster.          “i, uh. i hope your friends think of you for --- nicer things.” 

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‘ i’m gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife) ’ [ Omen! ]

meme.          /          @argentumtonitrua

          “why are you like this,” noctis muses, regarding omen with with his nose wrinkled. so violent. so knife-y. ( ignis might say he isn’t very knife. noctis refrains from descending into puns because he has class. ) still, hint of a smile pulls at the corner of his mouth. he rests his chin on the palm of one hand and declares, “then i’m replacing my bones with balloons. if anyone tries to punch me, i’ll just float away from this bullshit.” 

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i have to listen to myself even when i’m not talking  ’ ‘  why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had your back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.  ’ ‘  i like wearing your clothes. they smell like you and your scent is home to me.  ’ ‘  *therapist voice* you are stupid and gay.  ’ ‘  i like to blame myself for everything just in case.  ’ ‘  the realist thing you can do for me is keep your word.  ’ ‘  love yourself enough to set boundaries. your time and energy are precious.  ’ ‘  i haven’t done anything but i sure could use a break.  ’ ‘  sometimes you just need to hear how much you mean to someone.  ’ ‘  who needs april fools. my entire life is a joke.  ’ ‘  i wish i could be near you, my heart misses you.  ’ ‘  i’m not trying my hardest but i’m very tired which i think should be taken into consideration.  ’ ‘  me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare.  ’ ‘  so what’s next? you heal. you grow. and you help others.  ’ ‘  my kink is not setting an alarm for the next morning.  ’ ‘  if you think i’m cute send me money.  ’ ‘  one day i will take a good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry.  ’ ‘  not a day passes where i don’t embarrass myself but it’s ok because i’m on the path to destroy my ego so i won’t be embarrassed anymore.  ’ ‘  there is no reason not to love with you whole heart.  ’ ‘  i hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years.  ’ ‘  sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and send that text.  ’ ‘  ‘i can see your nipples through that shirt’ first of all stop being ungrateful.  ’ ‘  so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ’ ‘  i heard you like bad girls. well i’m bad….. at everything.  ’ ‘  yes, i am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but i still wanna be like……. loved and stuff.  ’ ‘  i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot.  ’ ‘  let me show you just how good i can be.  ’ ‘  i’m just tryna chill on a beach somewhere at 3 am.  ’ ‘  i have a serious weakness for thigh grabbing and hickeys.  ’ ‘  i’m a snail and god is salting me.  ’ ‘  i hate texting people who don’t use a billion emojis and a trillion exclamation points in their messages. just say you hate me and want me to die.  ’ ‘  being called baby?????? holding hands????!? being KISSED?!!!?!???????  ’ ‘  i hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years.  ’ ‘  my heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and they thought of me.  ’ ‘  i have hella heart eyes for you.  ’ ‘  you’re cute. i wanna kiss you for a whole hour.  ’ ‘  it’s pretty iconic to like yourself.  ’ ‘  i am so jealous of animals that get to hibernate, like what the fuck, why can’t i just sleep for four months and then return to real life.  ’ ‘  stop feeling sad and acting weird you bitch (the bitch is me)  ’ ‘  i’m still obsessed with you like it’s day one.  ’ ‘  to quote hamlet act iii scene iii line 92, ‘no’.  ’ ‘  i would have a cuter room if i wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor.  ’ ‘  on two hours of sleep i’m either way too happy or violently homicidal.  ’ ‘  let’s go on a date and by date i mean lay in bed and make out for three hours.  ’ ‘  alphabet soup. more like times new ramen am i right.  ’ ‘  tbh it’s okay if no one else thinks i’m funny because i think i’m a riot.  ’ ‘  catching feelings is bullshit. i’m just eating french fries, why i gotta think about kissing you? fuck you.  ’ ‘  smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness.  ’ ‘  self care is putting absurd amounts of parmesan cheese on your pasta.  ’ ‘  you didn’t go through all of that for nothing.  ’ ‘  get you a girl who loses her shit every time you send a selfie.  ’ ‘  i wish i could be there to take care of you right now.  ’ ‘  home is where the heart is and my heart has always belonged to you.  ’ ‘  i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash, and no responsibilities.  ’ ‘  ok but platonic forehead kisses.  ’ ‘  my heart is guarded but like… very poorly. the kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an r-rated movie.  ’ ‘  what doesn’t kill me doesn’t kill me (unfortunately).  ’ ‘  do you ever look at a boy and wonder if he moans as pretty as he looks.  ’ ‘  life tip: if nothing goes right go to sleep.  ’ ‘  by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean i look 12?  ’ ‘  cats are very pickupable and i think that was a really good choice on their part.  ’ ‘  don’t depend on anyone. handle your own shit.  ’ ‘  there isn’t one alternate reality where i didn’t fall in love with you.  ’ ‘  being my ex must be the worst thing. imagine losing me?  ’ ‘  if i say ‘backstreet’s back’ and you do not say ‘ALRIGHT!’ we’re not friends. burn in hell, you sick fuck.  ’ ‘  i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet. if there are any cats in outer space, i love them too.  ’ ‘  my mom is really that bitch and i’m that bitch jr.  ’ ‘  you know you’re fucked when their voice turns you on.  ’ ‘  don’t look at my fucking boner when we fight.  ’ ‘  not all heroes wear capes. a lot of them wear collars and are called dogs.  ’ ‘  it’s you. it will always be you.  ’ ‘  why do tattoos cost so much? i’m paying you to injure me.  ’ ‘  thank you for being the biggest light in my life and saving me from the darkness.  ’

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HEADCANON.     /      let it be known that his royal highness had a love-hate relationship with his training and was eventually only convinced to put his heart into it when gladio told him if he got stronger he’d be able to pick up really big dogs. he did it for the dogs.

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          SO UH, NOCTIS LUCIS CAELUM, HUH?     hey, i’m kit and i’ve made a grave mistake. u may know me from @atlaslain, my other blog featuring a pretty blue-eyed boy who made me cry. my portrayal of noct’s likely gonna dance around canon with a few divergent verses thrown in bUT WE’LL SEE HOW IT GOES.           if y’all could give this a like or reblog if you’d be down to interact, that’d be great! this is a sideblog so i follow back from my main!