The Bee's Knees

Im Emily and this is my tiny band 🎷🐝🎺🐛

[uguuuchan]

gimme sammich

[princesstigerbelle]

gib bagul

[gynandromorph]

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like 

[witchlenore]

Always reblog Gib Bagul

[pussyhoundspock]

all these brothers in christ … where are my sisters in sin? 

[memeuplift]

Follow @memeuplift​ for more wholesome memes

[titimylove]

ready for his torah studies & bark mitzvah

[disasterspinch-deactivated20251]

[hungwy]

women… women be

[hungwy]

they are.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want fucking beet root?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

ingredience

[pseudomantis]

tried to step on a bug and it parried me and broke my ankle

[projectiondepartment]

i am sisyphus pushing his boulder (had to decide what to eat for dinner again)

[death-420]

Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[soft-lovely]

f*ck it, here are some silly pet paintings

[funnytwittertweets]

[grenade-maid]

I think like, the death of Vine and Rabbit, Wikipedia constantly needing to beg for money, Discord depending so heavily on venture capital, Facebook turning towards spying on users to generate a return on all the venture capital that got them started, Adobe creative suite turning into a subscription rather than a single product you buy, the strangulation of streaming entertainment as every company pulls their content and makes it exclusive to their service, are all great examples of how like, it really doesn’t matter if something is legitimately useful, efficient, or beloved, it is next to impossible for a service to exist if it doesn’t make shareholders increasing amounts of money year after year. Which may seem like a “no duh” type of statement, but it’s a very simple window into how the profit motive makes products and services worse, not better. And how that’s not just a matter of certain companies or ceos being bad and greedy on an individual level, but is an inescapable factor of an economy where existence is dependent on generating capital.

[ohyeah]

Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence

[pukicho]

Made a fun little bopbip, hooo!

[spearxwind]

GIVE IT UP FOR MORAY EEL MONDAY!!

[curseworm]

bro oh my god … vanilla extract

[curseworm]

vanilla extract smells wonderful but tastes horrific on its own. but mixed with sugar and flour and cream it tastes just like it smells. we need the support of others to reach our full potential

[curseworm]

no man is an island everyone is vanilla extract

[firstfullmoon]

excuse me while i go cry

[text ID: tweet by Heather Christle replying to Danez Smith that reads, “Once a first grader asked me how long a poem had to be and when I said it could be just one word he wrote a poem that was just his best friend’s phone number. 💖]