The little book of calm

Emily, 22, Australia Not a wanker.

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wtf is wrong with this child?

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A Safe Place, 1971 (dir. Henry Jaglom)

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Mads Mikkelsen for Flaunt [ x ]

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My boyfriend and I figured it out. He's hot in a weird way that you can't explain but something says he would smell damn good.

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Best sega game… 

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I have this still!

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if i die resurrect me with this video

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This video makes me proud

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yall think this shit is sexual but this is from kill bill when she was watchin her mom get killed bye

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it me

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so no change

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Can proudly say this is me

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Me two seconds ago

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A perfect match. Watch the full inspirational video here. 

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I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING

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My heart, oh my god.

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Aw Yay :) I thought you were ignoring me and I got all butthurt and unfollowed you haha. Sorry! I'm going really good. Except right now I'm super hung over and struggling to type. I'll message you later on :) I'm glad I found you again

I'm sorry I'm terrible at checking messages! How was your hangover today?

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Illustrated Dad Jokes by @swatercolour Previously: Funny and Cute Illustrations by Jaco Haasbroek

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I am about to attempt the most Australian thing I have ever done… Timtam slamming a glass of goon.

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Okay, I have done it.

It was actually way better than I expected, the fact that you have to concentrate on sucking the goon through the TimTam means that you ignore the taste. The fact the the goon is cold also means that you can drink heaps through the TimTam without it losing structural integrity. And then at the end you have a kind of alcoholic TimTam.

9/10 would TimTam slam goon again.

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Okay so while tumblr was down I did this twice more, the second time was just as wondrous as the first, however the third was a bit eh. I feel like that had more to do with the fact that goon tastes terrible and less to do with the fact that I was TimTam slamming it.

Also, chunks of TimTam are far worse looking when they are floating in goon. 

So after more than one my rating goes down to about 6/10

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Oh god, can people please stop reblogging this. I don’t want this to be a thing.

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Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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This made me teary