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it/he/xe // 18 // I've been dubbed the "the cod agere guy"

[em0goose]

My Masterlist....

│I write for SIX, CoD MW, CBP77 & TEW...

┝ ⚠︎ | Call Of Duty Masterlist

┝ ✇ | Cyberpunk 2077 Masterlist

┝ ◈ | SIX Masterlist

┝ ✎ | Original Characters

│Mini-fic & moodboard requests always open (but slow to do)

│I write AgeRe/PetRe too, block the tags if u dislike it!

│Be specific with your requests!! Characters+Plot

│No 'x reader'/reader content

My Ko-fi | My AO3 | Spotify | Insta | Pinterest

(mutuals can ask for my discord / adults can ask for my 18+ blog)

Old masterlists

Detroit: Become Human Masterlist

The Evil Within (1&2) Masterlist

[kaomojiloser]

bickering once again. armando has a lot to deal with ,,,,

[kyra45]

“Commission open? Dm me” - commission scam

“I have something important to tell you but can’t message u pls message me ” - accidentally reported you scam

“I love your story and want to illustrate it dm me at discord” - commissioner scam

“I saw your post looking for artists to draw (x) and would love to draw it it sounds like a lovely idea and im an artist” - commissioner scammer who DM’d you when you didn’t ask

“Did you send me this link for free tumblr premium?” - accidentally reported you scam

“ your account is limited please kindly verify at (scam link)” - verification scam

[xrd]

*does this to you*

[xrd]

Frankly beautiful way of phrasing it

[peri-grine]

The way I'd do anything she asked of me,,,, wowagh

[angel-derangement]

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

[angel-derangement]

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

[ablubluh]

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

[maidslime]

Ok but actually I do think ads should be illegal, most of all billboards because they are distracting to drivers, and most of all especially those electric billboards that light up the entire area or change

[em0goose]

Swapping their silver and gold for their wedding rings... heem heem whimper

[em0goose]

my husband and his stupid pusheen plushie

[petulantpony]

let’s all gain weight and get strong as fuck

[princesonic]

I dunno, stop apologizing for your art. This includes not posting enough, too much, changing style, inconsistent style, repetition, subject. Its your art its your expression. Have fun.

[maskdoll]

parasols are the perfect way to add a bit of elegance to anything

[dykonicdiva]

i am at my clits end

[variegated-fairywren]

everybody start complimenting brown eyes NOW ‼️

[variegated-fairywren]

everybody start complimenting brown eyes NOW ‼️

[ecstasemen]

im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

to help OP out for each day it is healing I will invent a new minion hybrid.

day 1: if a minion and shrek had sex that produced viable offspring

[ecstasemen]

that's okay. you dont need to do that actually

[chemicahs]

Can we please bring back buttons PLEASE can we bring back buttons BUTTONS PLEASE for the love of god BUTTONS THAT YOU PRESS DOWN AND CAN FEEL IT BEING PRESSED buttons please buttons can we bring them back can we PLEASE can we please bring back the buttons