about me: i’m a waterboy (dispatch) fictive in a osdd system. i like bath time and my favorite show is big comfy couch☺️ i also like to color and watch movies
i accept multiple caregivers, please please please interact if you’re a friend from source!
no romance please :(
disabilities: i’m disabled which is a big part of my life, for example i have: autism, C-PTSD, chronic pain, severe hearing loss, auditory processing disorder as well as muscle disorders. i use a cane and hearing aids
idk how many can relate but im a transgender age regressor, so my agere experience is kind of confusing because i enjoy boyre content a lot but girlre content sometimes speaks to my personal experiences more as someone who was born female and was raised with a “girl childhood”
ANYWAY this moodboard is for those who can relate to that feeling, for the trans regressors who had a childhood experience that doesn’t align with their current gender identity, boy regressors who grew up as girls, girl regressors who grew up as boys, and everything in between 😁
youre valid regardless of if you were raised as the opposite gender, or if you like regression content of the opposite gender!!!
(side note: don’t come for me about stereotypes because some may not relate but some DO, and someone’s lived experience shouldn’t be called a stereotype)
Reminder: buying from shops that advertise as kink doesn’t make you “invalid” or “yucky” because we usually don’t have other options! With that said, only buy from these brands if you are over 18!!!
Have a suggestion or want your store to be added? Just suggest/ask in the comment section! Also will tag your store’s tumblr account (if you have it)!
⤷ Other lists: Baby furniture look-a-likes by moo-moos
⤷ Pacifiers—
⤷ Deco:
Will promote SFW stores only!
Babybluebunco (Tumblr and Instagram) (link)
Justdreamypacis (Tumblr and Instagram) (link)
Snugglesquares (TikTok) (link)
Soft.n.coping (Instagram) (link)
Playcraft.co (Instagram) (link)
Kittyscutecollection (Instagram) (link)
Littlest._.creations (Instagram) (link)
⤷ Plain:
You need to be 18+ or older to buy from these brands, for your safety and comfort! SFW deco pacifier stores will also offer plain pacis on occasion, check them first!
Amazon (Or other similar websites, the only brand I say to avoid anything of is Little For Big/LFB)
Diapersharks (or other resellers)
CutieplusU (Checking their website I saw some photos were made using AI so I wouldn’t recommend supporting them, some of “their” stuff can be found on sites like Amazon but being sold by other stores because they sell some “generic” items that come from bigger manufactures)
Rearz
Lil Comforts
The Dotty Diaper Company
Landofgenie (They market as ABDL but the seem to be very nice to regressors and even partner with fully sfw regressors, excluding the ABDL tags from post featuring those partnerships)
⤷ Diapers—
⤷ Medical diapers:
Anyone can buy from these brands, also, you can always look online for websites that provide free samples! Usually urology related ones will have it :]
Northshore (free samples, they have their own name brand and others, also have colorful ones)
Trest
Forsite (adorable patterns + colorful ones)
Sunkiss (they have some colorful ones)
DryDirect
Tranquility (free samples)
Depend
Goodnites (The bigger sizes can fit adults!)
⤷ Non-Medical diapers:
You need to be 18+ or older to buy from these brands, for your safety and comfort!
ABUniverse
Tynkables
Crinklz
Rearz
DiaperU
Lil Comforts
Kiddo Diapers
Bambino Diapers
The Dotty Diaper Company
Landofgenie
⤷ Cloth Diapers:
Most of the brands mentioned before (both medical and non-medical) offer fillers for the cloth diapers
EcoAble (From what I could see it’s a fully SFW store focused on incontinence care for all ages)
Etsy (You can check if the store is kink affiliated or not before purchasing, you can buy sewing patterns or pre-made)
Lil comforts
Bambino Diapers
The Dotty Diaper Company
⤷ Clothing—
⤷ Onesies:
Etsy (You can check if the store is kink affiliated or not before purchasing, you can buy sewing patterns, custom made or pre-made)
ODU (Onesies Down Under)
Rearz
ABUniverse
Lil Comforts (Bigger sizes; 2x, 4x, etc. Seem to not work well for shorter bodies, might need modifications to fit well)
DiaperU
The Dotty Diaper Company
CutieplusU* (Some of “their” stuff can be found on sites like Amazon but being sold by other stores because they sell some “generic” items that come from bigger manufactures)
Landofgenie
⤷ General clothing:
Local stores/thrifts (Not agere specific but can have cute shirts!)
Etsy (You can check if the store is kink affiliated or not before purchasing, you can buy sewing patterns, custom made or pre-made)
Stitchedwithklouds (Etsy, Fully SFW) (link)
BigTots (Etsy, uses kink tags)
Lil Comforts
ABUniverse
⤷ Mittens:
Getmittens (Etsy, SFW) (link)
SecondStoryStitching (Etsy, SFW) (link)
PhairMade (Etsy, SFW) (link)
BraunWear (Etsy, SFW) (link)
⤷ Others—
⤷ Bottles:
Local stores (Will be baby sized tho)
Babybluebunco (Tumblr and Instagram, Fully SFW) (link)
Amazon (Or other similar websites)
Rearz
⤷ Accessories:
Local stores/thrifts (Have fun looking for shoes, bows, jewelry etc!)
Babybluebunco (Tumblr and Instagram, Fully SFW) (link)
Playcraft.co (Instagram, Fully SFW) (link)
⤷ Sensory items:
Local stores/thrifts (usually in the toy or baby sections)
“Shhhhh, it’s okay baby mamas got you. I know it’s sooo late. Someone is really really fussy hm? Poor baby, it’s past your bedtime mama should’ve put you down sooner”
I love you regressors who cherish fandom as a huge part of your regression. Whether that means playing a beloved childhood video game to feel small, shipping and writing fanfics with the same glee you did as a teen, regressing as a fictional species, finding comfort in a fictional caregiver, and more!!
Tags: Watermech, Age Regression, Little ! Waterboy, CG! Robert Robertson
Words: 1.9k
Age Regressor Herman and his doting Daddy Rob share a cozy morning together ♡
Also on ao3 !
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Herman's never slept as soundly as when he gets to share a bed with his boss-turned-boyfriend-turned-caregiver.
Usually haunted by dreams of puddles and soggy, crumpling paper- waking up softly to sunlight streaming in through the window on a sweet, lazy, Saturday morning, next to the person he felt safest with in the world- is pure bliss.
Looking up at his sleeping caregiver with bright shiny eyes, Herman thinks to himself about the gorgeous man in front of him. He admired his boyfriend's sleeping face, tan skin peppered with freckles and dark, brunette hair feathered across his forehead. His Dada is just plain handsome, even when he's sleeping… even when he’s sleeping with his mouth slightly agape, and a tiny trickle of drool coming out of his mouth. Hermie giggles at the silly sight.
His giggles cause Robert to stir in his sleep- the other man had always been a light sleeper. He mutters something under his breath, dark eyelashes fluttering. Wishing to see his Daddy's deep brown eyes, Hermie lifts a slender hand high above the sleeping man's face. After a few seconds, a single drop of pristine water sweats from Waterboy's palm, trailing down his finger, until it finally drips, splashing right onto his lover's nose with a tiny plink.
Robert startles awake, eyes blinking rapidly at the sudden splash.
“What the-?” His surprise is met by an explosion of tiny giggles. He turns to see his baby sporting the silliest grin he’s ever seen on the boy.
Since getting closer, Robert has instilled quite a bit of confidence in the younger man. Herman can be himself around Rob without fear of being bullied or ridiculed. Robert is his safe space. Especially safe to be the fun, carefree kid he’s always wanted to be- even if he can be a little bit of a prankster.
“You little rascal,” Robert's morning voice sent shivers up the young man's spine. He lets out another childish flurry of giggles before pulling the blankets over his head.
Tugging the blankets up high caused his socked feet to poke out from under the blankets. Robert sits up in bed and stretches a bit before reaching down to grab at the boy's foot playfully.
“You know I can still see you, right, silly?”
Hermie shuffles his feet together before tucking them back under the blankets, followed by “N-Nuh uh!”
“No? Where did my silly kid go, then?” Robert props himself up on his elbow, looking affectionately at the boy's form.
“I-I’m right here!” Herman chirped, finally throwing back the blankets.
Robert feigns a surprised expression.
“There he is!” Herman welcomes his Daddy with a tight hug. “Aw, I missed my baby boy. Did you have a good dream?”
Hermie nodded, instantly cozying up in his Daddy's arms.
“Was Flippers in your dream?” Rob teased, grabbing Herman's duck plush and making it do a little wave. The plush was extra special to him, as Rob had won it in a carnival game for the boy on one of their first dates. Very romantic.
Hermie just shook his head, too little and happy to even formulate a response.
Given his stutter, he wasn't a very talkative little. Even when big, he had to make a considerable effort just to spit out a single sentence. When regressed, the struggle can easily make him upset and frustrated, so he likes to talk in short sentences, or just not speak at all. Robert finds this adorable, as the little one will often communicate in hand gestures, whines, and best of all: lots and lots of giggles and wiggles.
Suddenly, there appeared the sound of claws clacking on hardwood, before a surprisingly heavy lump hops on the bed.
“Beef!” Hermie called out, extending his arms as the rotund pup slowly meandered towards the boy's lap before being promptly scooped into a hug. Herman loves Beef, but Little Hermie is just obsessed with Beef! The little dog accepts his place in the boy's arms, leaving a few kisses on Hermie's wet face. (Or maybe he was just thirsty?)
“Hey Hermie, I think it's breakfast time!” Beef says. Herman lets out an explosion of giggles.
“B-Beef dun talk- sound like that!”
Robert ignores any and all critiques on his Beef voice.
“Sure I do! And I'm thinking… Pancakes!” Robert continues his silly voice. Herman visibly lights up at the prospect of pancakes, tucking his long legs underneath him and bouncing with excitement.
“Pancakes!” Hermie lifts Beef up in the air, as if the dog had really suggested such a yummy breakfast, before cuddling him close again, nuzzling into the short fur of the pet.
Robert lets out a contented chuckle, finally dragging his body out of bed and stretching out his tight muscles.
“C'mon, kiddo!” Rob calls out, as he heads to the kitchen to make breakfast.
On the menu was a dad classic: Boxed-mix Pancakes. He quickly whips up the simple batter- just adding milk and eggs before heating up a pan on the stove. Herman plays happily with Beef on the carpeted floor of the living room. Robert smiles contentedly. It feels… domestic.
Robert never thought he deserved a family of his own. The Robertson bloodline was going to end with him, he had decided on that long ago; Or so he thought.
Inside of him still ached the desire for someone to take care of, someone to mentor, to teach. Someone who he could be a proper father to, like he could somehow undo the damage his own father did to him by being the complete fucking opposite of him. And late one night, when that desire threatened to burn a hole right through his chest, did he stumble upon anyone but a discouraged Waterboy.
Ever since their talk in the janitor's closet that night, he couldn't help but feel a paternal instinct towards the budding hero- almost like Waterboy was something of a son or protege to him, as strange as that sounds. He wasn't even that much older than the rookie hero, but his feelings just continued to grow as Waterboy went from a stuttering, nervous janitor to a (comparably) confident and capable hero.
This affection and paternalism towards the boy all clicked into place when Herman opened up to him as being a regressor. Robert picked up being the boy's caregiver slowly, but he was everything Herman could ever dream of in a Daddy. He was sweet and patient, gentle and silly, not to mention handsome and strong- Just the best Daddy in the world, in Herman's eyes.
The first scoop of pancake batter sizzled onto the hot pan. Hermie's ears perked up at the noise, hopping up from his place on the carpet to investigate. The taller man appeared at his caregiver's side, fidgeting with his fish shaped silicone chewelry necklace.
“There’s my little duckling,” Robert practically purred. Herman smiled at the nickname. He was a lot like a little duckie, often following after his caregiver as the older man did chores around the house- He can't help it, he just loves being around his Dadda!
“You wanna help Daddy make breakfast, sweet boy?”
Hermie shook his head, nibbling at his necklace.
“J-just mess it up, maybe- probably.”
“What? No way, I'm sure you'll do a great job, kid. Anyway, it's hard to mess up pancakes.”
Herman was still unsure.
“Here, I'll show ya. Look,” Robert poured some batter in the pan, making a small puddle of batter first before pouring a larger one right below it. Then he added an extra dollop touching the side of the small pancake.
“Wh-what's that?”
Robert flipped the pancake with a flourish. It just looked like a weird blob.
“It's a duck.” Robert said with a chuckle.
“Doesn’t look like- I-I don't see a duck!” Herman couldn't help the smile that spread across his face.
Robert slides the cooked pancake from the pan onto Waterboy's plate.
“It’s still gonna be a tasty pancake though, right?”
“Y-yeah! Daddy's pancakes are always yum- the best!”
“Exactly, so you're not gonna mess up, kid. I promise.” Robert smiled softly at his little, placing a warm hand on his cool shoulder. “Ready to give it a try?”
Herman suddenly furrowed his brow and nodded eagerly, newly invigorated by his caregivers encouraging words. Robert handed the ladle over. Herman dripped a bit of batter on the counter, but was quickly reassured by his carer once again. Sticking out his tongue as he worked, he made one big pancake before placing two small circles of batter on top.
“D-Daddy can flip it though.” He said nervously. Rob flipped the pancake.
“See? You did great! Yours is even better than mine, you can really tell it's a bear.”
“Wh-wh-! It's supp-! It’s not a bear, I- I tried- made Beef!” Robert looked down at the pancake again before bursting into laughter, Herman quickly following suit.
“It's great, kiddo.” The man chuckled before sliding the finished pancake onto Hermie's plate. Robert instructed the younger man to get the breakfast table ready while he finished up his own breakfast. Waterboy sat their plates down before carefully filling up two cups with orange juice- a gag mug Robert had gotten at a company secret santa party and a plastic paw patrol cup for Hermie. Daddy said he can even pour the juice because he's a good boy. (And great at cleaning up messes!)
Robert finally places his finished breakfast onto his plate.
Before Rob could finish up his cooking, Herman called out.
“W-wait!” He pointed towards Beef, who was sitting in front of his dog bowl. “We forgot about- What about Beef, Beef's breakfast?”
Robert smiled warmly.
“You're right, kiddo. How could I forget?” He quickly reignited the stovetop and spooned the small amount of leftover batter onto the pan. Soon enough, he was placing a bone shaped pancake onto the dog's bowl. Herman giggled and clapped his hands at the cute sight.
“Hmm… I think it's missing something.” It was like Beef knew something was missing too, as the dog didn't immediately dig into his meal. Robert grabbed a can of whipped cream from the fridge before placing a generous dollop on the doggy pancake.
“Much better.” Robert said, satisfied as the pup began to eat its breakfast.
“Some for you too.” He then said, turning to add an even bigger pile of whipped cream onto his baby's breakfast. He added a mountain of the sweet cream onto his own.
“D-Dada, you're silly.” Hermie giggled at his caregiver's sweet tooth.
“Oh, I'm silly?” Robert said mischievously. He squirted a bit of whipped cream onto his finger before quickly dabbing it onto the little's nose. He snickered as Herman stuttered in surprise.
“Guess I can be pretty silly, huh?” He shot him a grin. Robert sucked the whipped cream from his index finger as he admired the cute surprised look on the boy's face.
Herman wiped the whipped cream from his nose with a tiny pointed look at his carer, but he couldn't help the little grin that began to spread on his face.
“I love you, kiddo.” Robert said warmly, an easy smile resting on his lips. ‘I love you's’ still made his chest squeeze and his heart flutter in anticipation. He gave Hermie a firm, reassuring squeeze on his thigh. “Ready to eat?”
Hermie nodded, shifting excitedly in his seat as he was ready to dig in.
“Dada- Robert? S-sir?”
Beef had finished his breakfast and meandered to rest lazily at their feet. Rob's fingers clutched the handle of his “Number One Dad” mug. Herman looked at him with soft grey eyes, still snug and ever so cute in his jammies. The domesticity made him feel… at peace.
“I love you too.”
Thank you for reading! I'd love to turn this into a series and expand more on all of my Regressor!Waterboy and CG!Robert headcanons. I love watermech agere because I feel like the dynamic adds a lot to their characters and their relationship. I hope you enjoyed and I hope to write more soon ♡
