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maid pomni + jax โฅ๏ธ
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searching for spockโฆ.
Peeling off the broken breastplate of a stoic knight who only fights and never speaks, just to realize thereโs nothing in there. Not metaphoricallyโthe armor is literally empty. It doesnโt appear to affect him. If the armor stays mostly in the shape of a knight, he just gets back up to keep fighting. But with the chest plate off he just sits there, equally impervious to curiosity as I reach up into the cavity where his body mightโve gone. Stubbornly, no answers are found anywhere in there.
So I forge him a new breastplate and on the inside, because I know he has plenty of room, I put a little pocket. Not big enough to hold anything functional of course. Just a little extra piece to see what heโll do with it.
instead of Oppenheimer, you should instead watch:
Crank (2006)
instead of Barbie, you should instead watch:
Crank 2: High Voltage (2009)
robot fuckers will jsut say shit like "Ah fuck ๐ซฆ๐ซฆ๐ซฆ they've got a problematic DDR clock speed gap ๐ซฆ๐ซฆ๐ซฆ" and y'know what yeah that kinda makes sense
Old Amiga lesbian who's tired because she's not been #hot# for many years who meets a young spry alienware girl and they fuck nasty and y'know what I think you get the point
This is what the arrogant Zionists who proudly hang pins in the shape of a noose against the Palestinians and the Palestinian people deserve. Thank you, Slovenia, you have done what many countries could not.
Slovenia has barred the war ministers and architects of destruction, the Nazi leaders and perpetrators of ethnic cleansing of our time, Netanyahu, Ben-Gvir, and Smotrich, from visiting, declaring them unwelcome on their soil. Thank you, Slovenia, for your solidarity and for preventing these murderers from entering your country. This is what they deserve: banishment from the entire world.
This is what all countries in the world should do. These three said that more than 70,000 Palestinians in Gaza were killed in a two-year war that destroyed everything in its path. Even today, the killing continues. Please, if you are able, donate to us so we can escape the hell of war. Please donate, because I deserve to live.
Please donate to Nader. He needs all the support and help you can get. Winter has arrived, and Nader and his family are shivering from the cold. Please donate if you are able. They need every donation. Please donate $10 or $5; it will help them cope a little with the winter cold.
Please donate to Nader now. Please help them; they can barely stay warm in the bitter cold of Gaza. Please donate to them.
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It's so cold, guys. It's freezing cold. I can barely stick my hand out to write this. Please help us and donate. Please donate. We want to live like you. Please donate.
Please help Nader; I desperately want my friend to survive and anything you can do helps keep this man and his family alive
This image was projected into my mind one morning, so I had to make it.
The original hand-built wirewrap prototype Amiga computer... that's a dozen boards of mostly 7400 series logic to approximate chips that hadn't been created yet.
VCF Midwest 20
Israel refuses to move to the second phase of the agreement without justifying the reason, and refuses to allow aid to enter as part of the agreement and to open the crossing for patients and travelers. My brother Mahmoud has been stuck outside Gaza for more than two years and cannot return.
You can offer your help here if you are able. Thank you all. Any donation makes us happy and makes a difference
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me: so this should the place yea. i saw a weird ass fuckin dog in these sewers. nasty ass fucker. yeah it should be around here. oh yeah real quick just a reminder you can use the right trigger to equip your flashlight and aim it an enemy
my friend: can you stop saying shit like that its weird. i dont like it. (takes her flashlight out and points it down the empty sewer)
me: (smirking like a total piece of shit) oh yeah if you wanna reholster it you can use the b button to attatch it to your belt
my friend: (holstering her flashlight) i know how to holster a flashlight dude. why do you keep mentioning buttons.
me: no reason. the weird dog should be somewhere up ahead. i know its loading zone is near. oh by the way, totally random piece of advice, but when near a non playable character or enemy, you can use the L+R triggers at the same time to grapple them and then hit a to kiss them on the mouth passionately
my friend: ...... ew (suddenly grabs me and
I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted
If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)
There's more to do actually, now
go to About:config find media.mediasource.enabled and toggle it to false find media.cache_readahead_limit and change it to 9999 find media.cache_resume_threshold and change it to 9999
additionally if you'd prefer mp4 to webm
also in about:config, find: media.encoder.webm.enabled media.mediasource.webm.audio.enabled media.mediasource.webm.enabled media.webm.enabled and toggle them all to false
note! this will limit video to 1080p
and use https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/dont-accept-webp/ to kill WebP Fuck Google
Works great :)
has anyone made fanart of gordon freeman as a trans girl yet
Gwen Freeman
There's a veracity to this drawing that made me tear up a little. It should be such a shitpost idea, but there's real thought to the design here- it looks like Gordon Freeman transitioned, not like she was hit with a magic ray that gave her idealized facial structures and proportions.
Thanks for making and posting this, it legitimately made my night better. She's perfect.
she's just like me fr ๐ญ๐
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