Jay's Babies

[garrettauthor]

I got real petty over on the Facebook page and IT WAS GLORIOUS.

[wintergrey]

This is me, going to check out Legendary Books now…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Publisher: We think that the way the fantasy genre treats women is problematic so we’re going to try and do better

A Fool: If you don’t like it why don’t you make your own!

Publisher: That

That is literally what we just said we are doing

[garrettauthor]

GUESS WHO’S BACK, BIGOTED FUCKWADS?

BOY it feels good to be back in this particular saddle!

[garrettauthor]

AHAHAHAHAHA we have a winner for today!

[snigepippi]

*Snort*

[loopy-lolly-loo-deactivated2023]

@princessjellyfishie

[notyourplayground]

if anybody like me a) lol’d and b) wanted to get my hands on that book series, here’s the link

[seanchaidh101]

This is magically what I’m looking for right now.

[tragedybunny]

Hi Legendary Books, I’ll take one of everything.

[garrettauthor]

Happy to oblige!

https://underrealm.net/books

<3

[maggiemae873]

I literally don’t have the space for any more physical books, but I’ve downloaded every Underrealm book on Kindle. I read The Alchemist’s Touch specifically because of this post and I seriously can’t recommend the Underrealm books enough. they are absolutely fantastic.

[holycafe]

I don’t really read anymore, not like i used to. And of i get a masters this year like i am planning to then that isn’t going to change. But hell yes I’m going to go and buy these books because THIS is exactly the kind of thing that i want to support!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[vigilantsycamore]

One day I will have a job and a bank account and I will have money from the job in the bank account and I will use some of the money to purchase these books

[garrettauthor]

HEY TUMBLR

You’ve always been wonderful to me, twisted little hellsite though you be. Now check this out.

A Cloak of Red is on sale for $0.99 today

Do you like wizards? Do you like girlfriends?

Do you like WIZARD GIRLFRIENDS?

(Of course you fucking do)

Stick your entire face into a fantasy adventure where two kickass lesbians of color magic the shit out of every asshole they see

Support a queer disabled author

And do it for a buck.

A BUCK

And this is INTERNATIONAL

Send this sucker up the bestseller charts

A bunch of people out there don’t think books like this can ever be successful.

Fucken prove them wrong, babes.

[garrettauthor]

I made this into a video:

[embersandbadgers]

Aurora’s Sorting

↬ Aurore Nadine Scott ↬ Mentioned: Kamryn Fein, Elli Greyrose, Ellery Pichard ↬ 328 Words ↬ Written On: March 21st, 2019 ↬ In Character Date: September 1st, 2008 ↬ Canon @pleasantprefects

“Fein, Kamryn!” “Slytherin!” “Greyrose, Elli!” “Gryffindor!” “Pichard, Ellery!” “Hufflepuff!” “Scott, Aurora!” Excitedly, the first year bounded towards the stool, her curls bouncing behind her. This was it; this was what her father had spoke to her about her entire life, and it was finally here. The day she would be sorted into a house, and not just any house. The perfect house. The house she belonged in. She rubbed her hands together as the hat was put on top of her head. “Scott, huh? Mother attended Beauxbaton, Father was a Slytherin here…” the hat thought aloud. “Your older sister, sitting at the Hufflepuff table, eh? Would you like to join her?” “It doesn’t matter to me,” Aurora answered, wishing the hat would hurry up and pick a house; it couldn’t be that hard, could it? Just throw her in the house she belonged in—

“Oh, it’s not that simple little missy. There are so many factors that go into picking a house. This decision affects all of your experience here at Hogwarts, you know! Now, let’s go through the houses. “Gryffindor, I can see. You’re definitely a brave one, aren’t ya? Chivalrous, that’s another story. I don’t know if you are… “Hufflepuff, maybe? You’ve got a sense of loyalty, but I don’t think you’re very patient, are you? Even know, you’re urging me to hurry up and make my decision. “Ravenclaw, then? I must admit, you seem like the creative type… You could work on your wit, a little, though, but maybe? “How about Slytherin like your father? You’re certainly ambitious. A world famous seeker? That’s a tough thing to be… I think you could be very resourceful, don’t you? But again, you lack cunning, leadership abilities…” “You’re wrong,” Aurora protested. “One day, I’m going to be Quidditch Captain, and I’m going to be the best leader there is!” she hissed at the hat. “I see, and how do you plan to do that, exactly?” “Practice, motivation, the sort. I’m going to take care of my team, so they play good.” “Interesting. Most just stop at practice. I’m impressed, I have to say. Well, my decision is made up.” Slytherin, just like Papa, Aurora thought with a toothy grin. But no sooner did she think it did the hat proclaim: “RAVENCLAW!”