idiot

soup mode 😌💕

[gonzocoded]

she think on my therefore til i am

[stonedtiger]

@emburgess evil

[emburgess]

[blackarachnya]

send that man to the penis explosion room immediately.

[thecutestofthecute]

[outtie5000-deactivated20181218]

English Bulldog puppy at the sea

[hashtag-balls-deactivated202003]

Me in 2019: 2020 is gonna be my year!!

Feb. 1, 2020:

[hiraethade]

[intricatelogic]

Fixed it!

[strawberryedibles]

i have decided i will be deleting one timblr account every second thank you goodbye

[strawberryedibles]

@tumblr pls grant me this power so I'm not a liar

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[catchymemes]

[aristo-twat]

[dunknewton-deactivated20210211]

so i sent this email/“essay” to cards against humanity and uh

i didn’t expect to get this far

[dunknewton-deactivated20210211]

update:

[coffee-and-cogs]

Lmao, this is amazing

[noxystem]

[dogcoding]

[crwnly-deactivated20150506]

actual picture of an actual texan on a typical sunday afternoon

[stability]

[crowswritetoo]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Small your dick

Unsmall your dick

Your dick

Bad

[frottinq]

There’s a spell to small your dick but not to unsmall it???

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

What do you think this is? Marvel? Actions have consequences

[twitterlols]

[mapsontheweb]

US climate with equivalent cities from around the world.

Keep reading

[shabbytigers]

This is the greatest map I have ever seen. I want an interactive version where you can click on any city in the world and get a pop-up list of all the climate-equivalent cities.

[shabbytigers]

so it turns out this exists and it makes a fine rabbit hole for passing the time during a conference call