[mysterypuppys]

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

[fullmoonguidance]

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

[creekfiend]

they should invent something that reduces the amount of pain you are experiencing.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

stylish little bakeries are like "everything is so much better with old cereal on top" and their hearts are in the right places but it isnt entirely correct

[nina-iseri]

[torstherapy]

[flunkett]

nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back

artemis: no worries

nasa when they return: so how was it

artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[bobdylanyaoi]

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[archacovercosine]

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

[konoko]

[hexjulia]

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bace-jeleren]

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[farcryfromhere-moved]

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less