summary 彡 nsfw alphabet with max verstappen, which entails a bunch of headcanons.
warnings 彡 nsfw content, literally just headcanons with filth. (2.6k+ wc)
a/n 彡 first nsfw alphabet done! really wanted to do daniel first but alas i thought it'd be better to get someone else on the account already. i have some in my inbox i want to do, but i reeaally want to do josh allen next. total curveball but idc!! need that man. asks + requests open!
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
max is so good after sex, i think he’d be very attentive to your needs, absolutely puts you before himself. no matter how the night goes, whatever position he’s in, as soon as the scene is over, he’s instantly at your service.
even after he plays the submissive part, he’ll gently cup your face and ask if you’re okay. it always gets a giggle out of you, and you remind him you should be the one asking that question.
when you’re both cleaned up and back in bed, he’s very cuddly. prefers when you’re facing him so he can hold you into his chest, gently stroking your hair while his other hand draws shapes on your sides.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
he loooves his hands. he’s known that you’ve loved them well before you both started dating, so he’s always used them to his advantage, when you’re both fighting for the upperhand.. those fingers work magic.
he loves the size difference, how small your hand is compared to his. it’s the first thing he notices when he’s watching your held hands swing back and forth as you walk. but he also notices it when he’s pinning you down by them, too.
max absolutely adores your thighs, they’re his favourite thing ever .loves to use them as a pillow during the day, but what he loves even more is when they’re shut tight around him as he eats you out like a starved man.
he likes wrapping his arms around them as he does so, hands digging into the soft skin. sometimes he even pushes your thighs tighter around his face, feeling the need to be suffocated by them.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
earlier years max likes to come on you– stomach, thighs, sometimes even your face. he likes seeing you marked with more than just his lovebites, so it’s a perfect finisher (literally) to the night. he does clean you up after, though.
later years max loves to come inside you, though. the more your relationship goes on and evolves, the more he thinks about having a family with you. develops a breeding kink after he knows this is serious serious. he never comes inside you just once though, it has to be multiple times.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
loves fucking around with a remote bullet vibe in public. if he can’t be there, then he should be able to play with you, even if just a little.
he’s a gentleman in the fact he wants to keep you satisfied and content when he isn’t there. what isn’t very gentleman like though, is the fact he enjoys it even more when he teases you with it. edging you a little before he really gives you what you want.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
max is very experienced, he knows what he’s doing. it works perfectly when you both want to try new things, he always has an idea or two from the get go.
if you get with max in his younger years, though (2016-2018ish) then he’s pretty average. he knows the basics, knows a few tricks from the hook-ups he’s had, but you both learn with each other.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
he loves any position where he can see your face.
missionary may be basic, but it’s more than enough for max. he loves looking at your face as he pounds into you, watching it contort with pleasure, seeing your eyes get teary at the overstimulation. he needs to see what he’s doing to you.
on the contrary, he loves cowgirl when he’s subbing. again, it may be basic, but it really does it for max. loves to look at the smirk on your face as you tease him, just as much as he loves watching your tits bounce.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
not usually humorous during sex, he’s usually pretty serious. always guaranteed to be serious when he’s domming you, especially after a bad qualifying or race. otherwise he’s not as serious, but he’s not one for making jokes or anything.
the small times he is a little more humorous, it’s usually because he’s pretty shitfaced. can’t hold himself together and just has to let out a little giggle before going back to worshipping your body.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
has a decent bush down there. it’s not wildly overgrown like some others, but it’s not exactly neat and tidy, either.
doesn’t have anything fancy or proper he trims with it, just a pair of scissors. and he doesn’t really have a routine for trimming, either. just trims as he pleases.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
he’s quite the romantic in my opinion, but he has his moments where he’s rough and chasing an orgasm.
he’s more the former though, he wants you to know he loves and appreciates you. always lets you know how good you are, how you make him feel and how much he loves you.
when he’s chasing an orgasm or being rough, it’s usually because he’s had a shit day and needs something to help him. no matter what the reason is though, afterwards he makes sure to tell you he loves you, pressing kisses into your cheek
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
he really only masturbates when you aren’t there with him in person. phone sex, sending nudes, looking at photos of you he has in a locked folder in his photos app– all things that happen when he’s away and you can’t be with him.
usually prefers phone sex out of the three though, as he loves to hear your voice. moaning his name as you touch yourself, whimpering when you’re close; if he closes his eyes then sometimes he can imagine you’re there with him, which causes him to come much sooner than usual.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
praise - he needs to be told he’s loved, and it stems from his past. he loves hearing you compliment him, telling him he’s the only man for you, how he’s ruined you because you’d be the only man who can ever make you come again.
body worship (giving & receiving) - he loves praise, like i mentioned previously, and when you’re praising everything about his body, it’s like he’s on cloud nine. it’s his favourite thing when he’s feeling insecure, because afterwards he feels like the hottest man alive. adores being able to worship you even more, though. you’re gorgeous in every way, and he can’t believe he managed to be the lucky guy who got you. so he’ll make sure you know that, praising every curve, every nook and cranny, until he’s marked all over you.
breeding kink - it’s something he developed over the years, because the thought of having a family and settling down with you is what gets him going. will come inside you multiple times “just to be sure.” seeing you when you’re pregnant does things to him, and he has to restrain himself.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
at home, for sure. like i said previously, the idea of being domestic and settling down with you is heaven for him, so doing it in the comfort of your own home just feels right. plus, there’s no need to worry when it’s in there either.
in his driver room, but exclusively for quickies. the thrill of fucking you between media promos gets him going, and where better to do it than there?
his private jet, because of-fucking-course he’s part of the mile high club. does anything else need to be said?
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
big fan of you begging for him to fuck you, especially when he’s in a teasing mood. likes to play on it before giving into you.
adores seeing you in mv33/1 apparel, shows everyone that you’re his and off-limits. bonus points if you’re wearing his apparel though, especially when he comes home to you in nothing but his shirt.
when he’s out shopping and sees a lovely lingerie set that would hug your figure so well, he’s hard right then and there at the thought. takes a picture of it and sends you it, before going into buy it. cuts his trip short because he needs to see you in it immediately.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
even though he can get rough, he’s never really been fond of physical violence– giving nor receiving. the most he’ll do is smack your ass as he fucks you, but that’s all. he doesn’t like the thought of hurting you, especially on purpose.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
he loves to give and receive equally, it’s never anything over the other.
eating you out does as much for him as it does for you. he gets pussy drunk easily, and he adores the pretty sounds you make for him. usually likes to eat you out twice, likes how sweet you sound when you’re sensitive.
could go on for days about how much he loves when you suck his cock. he grows to like it more as your relationship develops, you grow to learn what he likes and you always use it to your advantage. he’s usually a babbling mess while you take his cock in your mouth, praising and thanking you.
occasionally when he’s playing the more dominant role though he’ll hold your head and fuck your face. but he always checks on you afterwards.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
totally depends on what the vibe is.
if he’s pissed, he’s fucking you fast and rough. needs an escape from the anger and your cunt is usually the best way for that.
if it’s a more intimate moment, he’ll be slow and sensual. wants you to feel all of him, and wants to praise you as much as he can before you both come. therefore, he takes it nice and slow.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
not his favourite thing in the world, as he likes the longer fucks. however, he isn’t opposed to them, especially if it’s all he can get at that moment.
quickies usually only happen if he’s on a time crunch, i.e. he’s got a small slot of time before an interview.
still does his best to make you feel good though, even if he’s on a time limit.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
honestly, i don’t think he’s fond on risks. mainly to risks in public.
if the adrenaline is running through him, sometimes he’ll consider a semi-public quickie. usually the riskiest he’ll go is fucking you at a party in one of the free rooms. he prefers your private lives kept.. well, private.
he’s willing to try new things, but only if you are too. he likes looking into it and discussing it first, rather than going in with a blind eye. either way, if it’s something you really want to do, then who is he to deny that?
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
he’s an athlete, he can go as long as he needs to. he has the stamina for as many rounds as possible, but coming every time is a different story. prefers not to be milked dry.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
the remote bullet vibe mentioned earlier is the main toy used in your relationship. it’s used a decent amount considering max and you are apart every few weekends, especially when you can’t attend a race.
otherwise none, really. you might have a vibrator from before you got with him, which he likes to use on you occasionally.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
he really only teases you when he’s feeling particularly mean, and more dominant than usual. likes to rub circles into your clit and pull away just before you’re about to cum, and he’s fond of sending you pictures of his hard cock through his boxers when he knows you’re in an important work meeting.
on the contrary, it’s easy enough to get him back. and he secretly loves when you tease him. whispering filthy things into his ear while out in public, rubbing his clothed dick through his slacks while you’re out for dinner with friends, and his favourite of all is when you deny him an orgasm. he doesn’t like it much in the moment, because he’s so pleasure-driven, but the orgasm he gets after you’ve edged him is heavenly everytime.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
younger years max didn’t know how to control his volume very well, so he was pretty loud every time you fucked. not that you were complaining though, the mix of groans ans whimpers that hit your ears were delightful.
older max is definitely more controlled, but he isn’t quiet by any means. he thinks it’s good to let you know how much you affect him, so the string of moans he lets loose when he’s fucking you are a welcome addition to the sex.
when he’s subbing, he’ll whimper and eventually babble all night for you, constantly telling you how much he loves you and how good you are to him, with little whines mixed between.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
definitely up for a threesome with daniel, no matter the year. daniel has always been a good friend and mentor to him, and you’re pretty fond of daniel yourself in more ways than one. it’s a no-brainer when you’re all drunk together one night that daniel should be allowed in on the fun.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
maybe larger than average in length, but definitely thicker, too. it’s not too much for you to take in your mouth, and your cunt eventually gets used to him, so there’s no complaints from either party.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
at it’s peak at the beginning of the relationship in his earlier years, when he’s still figuring everything out. as soon as he has a new thought he wants to try, he’s hard and begging you to come to the bedroom with him.
it’s a little lower as he gets older, but not by much. the main difference is he knows what he wants now. he’s more focused on you than the orgasms that come with the sex, but they’re always a bonus. you’re the priority, of course.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
like i mentioned in the beginning, his aftercare is great because he’s focused on making sure you’re alright. but once you’re sorted and he’s sure of it, he’ll start to slowly doze off.
usually after domming he’ll want to stay awake until you’re asleep, which he succeeds in most times. there’s the odd occasion where he’ll fall asleep first.
after subbing that boy is practically out cold. he still tries to be attentive to your needs, but when you tell him it’s okay and to rest, as soon as his eyes are closed he’s drifted off into a deep slumber, snuggling into your arms.
sorry ive been dead after moving accs oops. thinking abt bringing back a ff staple (nsfw alphabet) so lmk if theres anyone in particular wanted. daniel and max are already being written ofc.
no lando please tho i cannot be bothered with him rn<3<3
I didn’t think she’d really get the video because there were so many people. And she told me yeah he‘s here, i’ll try everything to get the video but i thought the staff there would be like "one pic and then the next in the line“. i literally cried while watching it. it feels so surreal😭 I wanna rewatch it every single second but i can’t
💕anon
AWHHH i’m SO happy for you!! it’s so amazing when you have friends who’re able to go to events your favs are at, and even manage to snag a photo or video for you. smiling so much reading this, SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!! <3<3<3
the pictures of daniel at that austin pop-up..... my legs spread automatically 😵💫
- beard lover anon lmao
i didnt even know we had photos til you sent this.. im frothing AT THE FUCKING MOUUTTHHHHHH. i need him in between my thighs instantly while i tangle my fingers in those glorious curls
hiiihii !!! i'm so glad you're back i had missed reading you 😩 hope you're doing well <𝟑
i was thinkingg... maybe if you're feeling like it... danny with a gf that matches his freak? like they're all down bad 4 each other and one night (maybe after a party or something) they go back to their home to worship the hell out of each other? (if it's post-retirement better... like look at him he looks so soft i want to BITE HIM)
(and hey... if we give extra attention to that nose of his... i ain't complaining 👀👀)
got 2 excited sorry. i like to ramble about him, he's just bfjwbfj
— 🥂 anon (can i be 🥂?)
OHMYGOD. HELLO. HELLO 🥂ANON. THIS IDEA HAS SENT ME. IM DOING GOOD, HOPE U ARE TOO!! <3
please never apologise this is what i WANT. it makes me so incredibly happy hearing people ramble in my inbox, and especially about my favourite guy.
this idea? fucking fantastic. AND THE FACT ITS POST-RETIREMENT?? softer, hairier, greyer daniel… oh he’s getting worshipped for-fucking-ever. and he’s SO do the same back.
this is going on my to write list (so probably my next fic 🥴) but PLEASE come back asap!! i love rambling with anons <3<3
i love how we're equally insane for that concept 😭
YESS!! though i still need a new au for max, this is absolutely another au im starting and VERY motivated for. bearded daniel nonnie (if this is you..) or anyone else, PLEASE fill my inbox with ideas because i havent had this much motivation since divorced dad!daniel.. thats how you know its good
i saw a reel about about australian cowboys which i never knew existed as a concept (besides daniel lmao) but yeah like... going to australia to be like an au pair or something and there's this handsome, beefy, bearded cowboy in the little town you come to 😵💫 and he tips his hat at you and calls you "miss", and he always tries to charm you... and yeah, maybe you end up riding him in his truck with his cowboy hat on your head 😵💫
DOOONT because ive been thinking about this since you sent it in and its stuck with me. this was meant to be like.. an answer to an ask with no much elaboration but. FUCK im so into this idea i couldnt help myself hhhh
you hear about a local nicknamed 'cheshire' due to his big grin he usually has on his face, and everyone deems him as the friendliest person in the area. turns out your lucky enough to be staying just a few doors down from him, according to the woman you're going to be doing housework for tells you.
you don't see this supposed 'cheshire' at all on your first day, in fact it takes a couple days before you see him. you're hanging out the laundry on the the ranch's clothing line. granted it's.. a bit wonky, and the breeze isn't helping as you try to hang the clothes up.
"that post's been leaning for just about a year now," comes a low, aussie drawl, and it catches you by surprise. you do a 180 and you're met with a— oh.
though you've never seen him before, you can tell who it is. you've never seen someone with such a grin, and after all the stories you've been told...
"sorry to spook you, miss," he apologises, still smiling wide. he tips his hat at you before continuing to speak. "name's daniel, but you might hear me be referred to as—"
"cheshire," you interrupt, finding yourself smiling at the way his face lit up. he walks closer, leaning on the small fence that separates the land between you.
"so you've already heard of me, huh?" "not much, just the story behind your nickname," you tease softly, fluttering sensations arriving in your chest as he lets out a low chuckle.
"well i'd like to hear about you, miss. no matter how much or how little," he winks, and you can feel the flush on your face instantly. you try to think of how to reply— if you should tease or give in— but you're both interrupted by a voice coming from your ranch, the homeowner calling you in for breakfast.
"i guess i'd better let you go," he surrenders, standing up straight as he flashes you another bright smile. it's only then that you really take him in...
tanned skin, a fluffy, grown beard that matches the curls that escape from under his tan cattleman. his flannel has a few popped buttons, which allow the dark chest hair trapped within have some air to breathe. the sleeves are rolled up, leaving his hairy, toned arms on display, allowing you to imagine the rest of him.
you quickly shake yourself from those thoughts, giving him a shy smile in return for the last time that morning. "yeah, yeah— i'll see you around, cheshire," you wave him off, before picking up the small basket and heading back inside.
you swear you hear him call you sweetheart just before you shut the door, but you come to the conclusion your mind is getting carried away with itself.