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And I know I can do this because I went to London on my own, and because I solved the mystery…and I was brave and I wrote a book and that means I can do anything.

Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (via lazypacific)

positive-affirmation

For anyone recovering

I’m just really proud of you and all the hard work you’re putting in.

Even on the days that aren’t so good, you’re doing really really well.

Keep it up you incredible people. You’ve got this.

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today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car

onlinecounsellingcollege

Don’t say maybe if you want to say no.

Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

foodffs

CHICKEN POT PIE SOUP

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oldlunchmeat

im gunna go back in time and kick my own ass

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I got the border in my bag of goldfish and it’s creeping me out that I’ve never seen one before

kickbeer

my 2nd favorite cryptid

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look how much goldfish meat they are wasting all the time

emdevy

meat

just-shower-thoughts

The moon is probably the most viewed thing, nearly 100 billion people who have ever roamed this planet must’ve seen it at least once.

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# constant mood

chaintexts

GET READY all you hurricane WHORES. Are you 👉🏼 ready to get WET 💦💦!? It's SOAKIN' 🔫 season BABY. IRMA will make you SQUIRM-A. 😉😉 THIS hurricane 🌪 has got it's EYE on YOU. When Irma CUMS 💦 it's gonna be WET n WILD. So make SURE to get the PROPER 😉 PROTECTION 🍆. Cus the wind 💨 is not gonna be the only thing BLOWIN tonight 👅. SEND to your 1️⃣0️⃣ WETTEST bitches ❗️ Squirt squirt motherfucker 👅👅.