Quando vier a Primavera - Alberto Caeiro

• Crow • 25 • she/her • Portugal • Bi-ro Ace •

[eepym0th]

1-4: CLAIR DE LUNE

[crowbrewcoffee]

Intermission

Killing is not permitted in the elevators

[vegasolari]

Small, itsy bitsy V2 headcanon of mine:

V2 uses any and all pronouns because of their love of humans. They're fascinated by humans, and love learning about them. In V2's mind, whichever pronouns we default to for them says something about us and is an opportunity to learn more about the humans they love. Like, I just imagine them excitedly going, "Oh, you used 'she!' What made you choose that pronoun? Do I come across as feminine? Is it the color, maybe my demeanor?" Or "You used 'they!' Do you default to 'they' when you don't know a human's pronouns? Do I come across as androgynous to you?"

I love V2 aouahahhgafdhas

[birdsmybeloved]

The world is hers?

[v4viscose]

woaw

[eepym0th]

1-4: CLAIR DE LUNE

[neonlazycat]

clair de lune

[neonlazycat]

clair de lune

[rexuality]

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

[rexuality]

[citisstreets]

i never draw for posts but something about this overtook me so sorry op

[megahertzmaroon]

It’s my pleasure to say that I’m so fucking proud sobs.

The End of all known Land and its final chapter: HERE

[sandmandaddy69]

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

A "salad" of radishes on the side would make this dish perfect.

[wanderrealms]

You could add mozzarella pearls to the radish salad. Soften the pepperiness of radishes a little.

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

Do they sell mozzarella balls that small?

[wanderrealms]

Yeah, they're sold as mozzarella pearls. The idea is that you can throw them into a salad, instead of shredding a normal sized mozzarella ball.

Some stores have mozzarella in a tube shape and it's firmer. You can slice pieces and put them on pizza and they keep the shape better.

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

Yup, balls and bricks are what I'm familiar with.

But yeah, more spheres for the sphere menu! xD

[recess-is-in]

could have mochi for dessert

[mrcloudyfun]

At the Tumblr Ball Pit Diner

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

You can't just hide this in the notes @theadveragecanadian! xD

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

life and death and love and birth and peace and love on the planet earth

[for-the-sake-of-fuck]

[toolusingmammalgirl]

The best part of this is that "virgin Molotov Cocktail" would itself be a great nickname for a jar of piss

[a-sentient-cup]

[greenekatgrey]

I see your piss and I raise you used tampons.

[teaboot]

Piss and blood can both be DNA tested

DNA testing is time and labour consuming

DNA is harder to definitively match when contaminated by three or more sources

PROPOSITION:

Either so many people start throwing piss that they run out of resources to pursue everyone who does it, or everyone shares The Communal Piss Bucket for maximum anonymity

[jingerpi]

hate hate hate how sites are increasingly trying to make right click saving images impossible. facebook, instagram, reddit (app), pinterest*, etc... all make you jump through hoops just to save an image. can you guys not please. how ddo i make them stop. can we get one of those EU regulations or whatever that makes them all comply, or are we going to have to wait for global socialism for that. ugh

[desktop-assistant]

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[sioltach]

Switching between these every day

[jortsbepis]

Every few months the stars will align and I'll actually color something...

[om340700]

i am frustrated. have a belphie

[flagversion]

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my entire life

[lliveonthesunn]

[redstonedust]

acquaintance dropped into the group chat to request we try out out he/him pronouns for him and the response was a string of "yes sir" "sure king" "we got u bossman" . local discord server turns into a gang of gender affirming henchmen.