That one quest summed up
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That one quest summed up
A teenager gets sent to join a summer camp, unaware that it’s actually a cult.
The premise of Star Stable Online.
what if instead of star stable it was called freaky stable and instead of saving the world you just start kissing whatever hot npc u wanted
For the peoples saying that nobody asked for the upcoming Global Horse Store, may I propose a concept for consideration?
Non-Star Rider is a category of players that exists.
Non-SRs can only reach Moorland, Fort Pinta, the zonies at the circus, the pony championship, and most events that have portals in one of those areas.
They used to have access to Ferdinand's Horse Market, full of ancient models that are relatively affordable, but they have been deprived of that for quite a while now. Non-SRs have to wait for the bazaar to have a similar, if slightly more expensive, setup.
Those who can't buy lifetime, or even a monthly subscription, also have to depend on the rare SC codes SSO gives out. So they may pull together enough SC to get one horse after 2-3 years, if they're extremely frugal.
Having a global horse store that will have every horse, hopefully including Ferdinand's, is a dream for a non-SR. They'll finally be able to get a breed they want and in the color they want.
Certain breeds/coats may still be locked by player level/rep, just like the tack and clothes in the current global store, but at least non-SRs will get some of what they once had either way. _
No, having a global horse store will not discourage exploration all that much, if at all. SSO and players alike already forget that Dino, Mistfall, Redwood, and Wildwoods exist. Players who don't like the GHS can do the same thing as players who complain about Instagram comments they don't want to see: Practice self-discipline and not click the button that would reveal it.
And no, it will not screw up reputation-building because older/less popular models already get moved to higher-level areas like Epona. SSO nullified the logic of it themselves. _
TL;DR please think a little bit less about "nobody asked for it" and a little more about "what kind of players might benefit from it." I hear being inclusive is a good thing to do.
"No you can't be a cunty horse with he/she pronouns" my honest reaction;
this star stable promo picture is so funny to me. why is it side-eyeing me from behind a tree like I’ve committed a crime that only it has beared witness to.
Wake up SSOblr
I have two finals this week and I just got invited for a PowerPoint evening on Friday so I have to make a funny presentation Friday afternoon. I settled on the topic
"War crimes, Cult-like behaviour and other questionable things in Star Stable Online"
Give me your worst ssoblr. From drugging security guards to recruiting 18-year-olds for your cult. I need the worst of the worst. It doesn't need to be canon it just has to be absurd.
There’s a lot but off the top of my head:
Local ringmaster kidnaps teenage girls to perform in his circus (and also turns them into horses)
Prestigious baroness kidnaps and imprisons her assistant after she uncovers information about her first marriage. The baroness is still regarded as a highly respected member of the community after this incident.
Horse thief/mad scientist turns himself into a literal monster and attacks a city. He is then recruited by a cult.
Stable boy joins a cult in an attempt to connect with his long lost grandfather. He is rescued and then imprisoned by a second cult for being a member of the first cult. After he is broken out of cult jail (by members of the cult itself) he fucks off to the middle of nowhere for awhile to preserve his sanity. The second cult still expects him to help their cause.
Morally-questionable, bright blue, alien squirrel leads a cult centered around teenage girls fighting an ancient space octopus. He will not tell his members any useful information or contribute to this fight in any meaningful way.
Painting of Anne Von Blyssen
My painting of Anne Von Blyssen from Starstable Online
You can look at my process and wips on my ig @wilma_darkrider
Goldspur family POV while I’m hunting for their little devil children
angus goldspur: hey can you go feed the animals
the magical purple tornado from hell who has been here since 7 months: 🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️⚡⚡⚡⚡🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️🌩️
MC: It is what it is. As the french say, soo la voo, or whatever.
Ydris: saoulez-vous? (get drunk?)
MC:
Ydris: Mais avec grand plaisir!!! ça il faut pas me le dire deux fois, tu ne sais pas quelle année j'ai passé- (oh but gladly!!! no need to tell me twice, you have no idea what kind of year i've had-)
there is no bond like the bond that, albeit briefly, is formed between two completely random players just trying to get all the equestrian festival races done
When you just want to compete in dressage but you also have to face your past mistakes when facing the judges.
fripp when you ask him what to do
oooo when garnok rises i'll pay for this? It's hard to sound threatening when you're surrounded by purple spring flowers and a bubbling river. like ok edward. lie back down bitch.
looking ass bitch
Me logging into a busy server