Incorrect SSO quotes

Call me Dorian! A collection of things the NPC's of our favorite pixel horse game have definitely probably said. Not spoiler free! My main blog is @dorianwolfforest and I like stuff from there

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Chiyo: Isn’t it crazy how in 100 years everyone in this room will be dead.

Mr Sands: Not me tho, I’m built different.

Darko: May 21st, 2025.

Mr Sands: Bro what.

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WJERE OP GON

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Darko: Chat, how do we feel about this?

Katja: Darko, stop calling us that.

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MC: It is what it is. As the french say, soo la voo, or whatever.

Ydris: saoulez-vous? (get drunk?)

MC:

Ydris: Mais avec grand plaisir!!! ça il faut pas me le dire deux fois, tu ne sais pas quelle année j'ai passé- (oh but gladly!!! no need to tell me twice, you have no idea what kind of year i've had-)

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Jessica: How did hanging out with Justin go?

Katja: I want to throw him in the ocean.

Jessica: Well, you can’t do that.

Katja: I know. He can swim, so there’s no point to it.

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[at Evergray's funeral]

Avalon: *places his hand on the headstone and sobs*

Avalon: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

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Anne, writing in her diary with a pink glitter pen: I am losing my sense of humanity.

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Xin: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Ydris, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

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Linda: You know archaic Latin?

Jessica: I got bored with classical Latin.

Linda: You know normal Latin?

Jessica: Yeah, someone from my knitting club taught me.

Linda: YOU HAVE A KNITTING CLUB?

Jessica: You don't know everything about me, soul rider. Now do you want a sweater or perhaps a scarf?

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Anne: Complex PTSD? I find it quite simple.

Lisa: Chef’s kiss? Do they really?

Alex: Based? Based on what?

Linda: The bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that.

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Katja: “Why’s he making that funny noise?”Sabine: “He’s English Katja, that’s the way they talk.”

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“If anyone is feeling anxious, worried or maybe you just want a chat, please, please do not come crying to me.” - Ms Drake to any GED staff

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Ydris texting MC: Saw a snail today... Effervescent.

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MC: Fine, maybe I don’t get the… recommended amount of sleep. But! Can other people do this?

MC: *stands and immediately smacks onto the floor*

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Sabine: Whenever Katja gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on our jars so she has to ask me for help.

[sounds of glass shattering in the background]

Sabine: It hasn’t worked yet, but it will.

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"she let me hit because of my disagreeable past and gruesome aura" -galloper thompson, probably

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