Land of the lost.

Jake english here and no i dont want to compare guns. Mine are OBVIOUSLY bigger.

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Im too much of a baby to eat a peanut.

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Pooplord.

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SHIT THATS RIGHT. I HAVE TO WEAR A LOIN CLOTH!!!

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Buttwipe.

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Excuse you, john. Language.

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Lets have a spring wedding and ill wear the prettiest yellow dress.

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Im going to eat a peanut on thanksgiving.

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DAVID.

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HENRY

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I LOVE YOU DAVID.

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DAVID.

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I THINK IM GOING TO CRY.

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DEAR GOD IM A PEDOPHILE.

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My name is jake english and i like to talk about my boyfiance more than i like to talk about movies.

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Dave is actually like my own personal prince that i can take care of and spoil and stay with forever.

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frick i just got called back to work brb until 2 az time

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Thank you? I suppose!

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No, its dumb and kind of pointless? I mean after writing it down and deleting it i feel a bit better. :)

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I went to post something to my vent blog only to realize i dont have one.