i love gilmore girls because its so cozy and cute and perfect as a comfort show but then every five minutes you just gotta be like wow. every single one of these people is insane and toxic
although jess is a very 'don't care' kinda guy, he really goes the extra mile to make sure you're okay after sex. He'll walk you home, run you a shower and be on lookout to see if luke or Lorelei is coming
B - body part:
BIG butt guy. he's constantly squeezing your ass no matter what position you're in.
C - cum:
jess loves to cum in your mouth, most times he'll pull out and have you swallow his cum.
D - dirty secret:
although this isn't necessarily 'dirty', jess loves to rub your head and play with your hair. if you guys are watching a movie normally you'll lay on his lap and he will rub your head loving the silky feel of your hair
E - experience:
jess is very experienced but he makes sure that your up to pace with him, always making sure everything's okay. he's not one to judge if you're not.
F - favorite position:
jess is always torn on what position to have you in. on one hand he likes doggie style because he can squeeze your ass and be a little more rough with you, but on the other hand he also like missionary because he can watch your face as he sinks in and out of you.
G - goofy:
most of the time jess will just make sarcastic remarks while you guys are having sex
H - hair (on fem)
jess is definitely the type of guy to not care, I can see this conversation going down;
"we can't, I haven't shaved."
"so?" 🙇♀️
I - intimacy:
jess very secretly loves to be intimate. he claims that he just does all that stuff because you want him to but actually he loves making sure his girls taken care of.
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K - kinks:
where do I even begin, jess is a very kinky man. he loves fucking you in front of a mirror to have you watch what he does to you, he is always pinning you hands because he knows you like to touch him, and then right when you're on the edge he'll let go. he likes eye contact and when you close your eyes he'll give you a warning before pulling out
L - location:
anywhere. shower, library, car, apartment, bedroom, bathroom, floor, dresser. the only time he won't do anything is in public.
M - motivation:
jess is always motivated, but he likes to make sure you are to. and if you're not he doesn't mind it just takes him a second to turn that switch off
N - no's
literally any guy coming near you, he's also very bug on making you comfortable, if you guys are maybe doing something a little risky and he can tell that your to scared or uncomfortable then he'll stop
O - oral:
he will never admit it, just he loves going down on you, pulling his hair or watching you pull against the belt he uses to tie back your hands.
P - pace:
he loves rough quick aggressive sex, but, he can do that for hours
Q - quickies:
most of his quickies are just maybe getting his baby off, fingering her, maybe eating her out, but he also will do what he has to do. if he hasn't seen you in like a week and you don't have that much time, the back seat of his car is normally where you guys end up.
R - risk:
jess loves the risk because it mean he gets to fuck his babygirl, he doesn't care what the outcome is.
S - stamina:
ALL NIGHT LONG! he will go until you can't take it anymore, that's his deciding factor.
T - toys:
not a toy guy. he likes getting you off himself.
U - unfair:
public teasing. he likes to whisper dirty things in your ear and watch you squirm.
V - vocal:
you really have to work to get this guy to be vocal. he will not give easily.
W - wild card:
he loves to always be touching you, having his arm around you, playing with your hair, if you passing each other he'll lightly squeeze your arm
X - x-ray:
6.5 - 7 inches, enough to definitely do you justice but not so much that your like splitting in half.
Y - yearning:
ALWAYS. always thinking about you and thinking about sex with you.
Z - zzz:
whenever you guys manage to spend the night together its always you falling asleep first, but jess is soon after. jess likes to rub you head and he loves when you two are all tangled up together.
vinnie always pushes you to a breaking point during sex. but he is very diligent when it comes to after care. most times he’ll start the shower knowing that you hate baths. he makes sure to scrub you down with all your favorite products. after he’ll do your skincare and put you in very loose clothing. he’ll make sure you fed and hydrated before turning out the lights and crawling into bed with you.
B - body part
vinnie loves your thighs. he’s always touching them, in the car, at a restaurant, in bed. you always have sweet love bites covering your thighs after a long day with vinnie.
C - cum
vinnie loves filling you up. weather its your cunt or mouth. sometimes he’ll gather the cum that drip out of you and places his coated fingers in your mouth making sure none goes to waste.
D - dirty secret
vinnies loves when he gets to watch you touch yourself. he knows his girl can’t make herself cum without thinking of him which drives him insane.
E - experience
vinnie is very experienced. especially with your body, he know all of the perfect places to drive you crazy.
F - favorite position
vinnie has 3 major favorites:
he loves taking you from behind, he pushes your head into the bed as he aggressively plows into you. but he also love seeing your face while he makes yo cum. so his second favorite is you on your back with your legs over his shoulders. he know how much you love the feeling of this position causing his tip to perfectly hit your g-spot. towards the end when he knows you tired he loves you riding him. he love gripping you ass and playing with your nipples as your overstimulated cunt grinds down onto him.
G - goofy
vinnie loves sex, so he doesn’t waste his time on goofy stuff when he knows that its not going to get either of you off.
H - hair
no thanks! 🫶
I - intimacy
vinnie’s intimacy depends on his and your mood. if hes annoyed you better pray because he is very aggressive. but you also both love sweet vanilla sex from time to time.
J - jack off
vinnie tries not to jack off much, but you both have busy schedules so if needed he will. he will from time to time jack of to you playing with yourself.
K - kinks
vinnie loves praising his girl, letting her know everything she does right, he very dominate in bed, and every now and again like to punish or tie you up when your being a brat.
L - location
vinnie prefers the bedroom because he likes to take his time. but he also likes to see you all flustered scared your going to get caught so every now and again you can find yourself riding vinnie in his car in a parking lot.
M - motivation
anything can turn this man on. weather its as little as you giving him a peck on the lips to you teasing him, if the time is right he will get turned on.
N - no’s
vinnie will not to somnophillia or CNC. he strongly believes that consent is important in the moment not before hand.
O - oral
he LOVES eating you out. the pleasure that it brings him knowing his baby girl is getting taken care of.
P - pace
vinnie is very rough and fast when it comes to sex. he knows you love it when he beats up your pussy.
Q - quickies
vinnie hates quickies, he loves foreplay warming you up. most of the time things result in quickies its because he teases you to the point where your so sexually frustrated you can’t take it.
R - risks
both you and vinnie are willing to take risk. he just knows your a very flustered person when it comes to that which turns him on so much more.
S - stamina
vinnie tends to set his pace around you. if he can tell you can’t take it anymore he’ll finish up but if your still going you best bet vinnie is right there with you.
T - toys
vinnie has a vibrator that he likes to use as a punishment, but thats really the only thing he has.
U - unfair
vinnie loves to tease you. weather its in bed when he edges you, or in public whispering the things he wants to do to you in your ear.
V - vocal
most of vinnies vocal is him praising you, but you’ll get a few loud groans from him every time. he loves when your vocal though. praises his ego.
W - wild card
this man will turn into a giant baby when he’s sick. wanting you to cuddle him and play with his hair. falling asleep on you. but he never admits to it.
Y - yearning
he’s dtf whenever as long as you’re okay with it.
Z - zzz
vinnie never falls asleep before you, always wanting to make sure that you’re okay.
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