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Me after a glass of red wine:
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Me: I’m shy
Me after a glass of red wine:
today the icebreaker question at work was "what are you dressing up as for halloween" and everyone's answers were "i don't think I'm dressing up this year" "i don't really dress up but my kid wants to be spiderman" "um i don't know maybe a zombie or something" and then it got to me and i had to be like "im being cloth mother and my roommate is being wire mother from the 1950s sociological experiment"
Still Life with Magic Wand by Severin Roesen.
dude why did you just walk up to me and quicksave
Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.
Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.
If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.
Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.
That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.
Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.
"america has been sliding into fascism since trump was elected" "america has been sliding into fascism since Reagan" the founding fathers owned people.
people in the notes and comments going "fascism is a specific different thing" bitch the us has been doing ethnic cleansing since before the concept of a fascist was a twinkle in the mind of mussolini's grandfather. don't try to fucking lecture me about how years of chattel slavery and ethnic cleansing is actually not fascist bc that's not a word that existed when they started doing it
just realized that my mindset has been "i'm not perfect enough to be a perfectionist" for as long as i can remember and i think that says smth about me
Am I the only person thinking this is just a two-year-long piece of security theater? The desired outcome has never been to ban the app, but to force the Chinese owners to sell it. Either Musk or Zuckerberg will end up owning tiktok, and it'll become an alt-right pipeline just like twitter. It occurs to me they'll have a trifecta: Fox News (and Facebook) for old people, Twitter (and Threads or Meta or whatever it is) for the midrange, and Tiktok for the youth. Vertically integrated propaganda!
(Bonus points if they don't bother to audit and overhaul the code and whatever security risk it does actually pose stays there.)
Oh it's always been security theater. Zuck wants TikTok destroyed bc it's a threat to Meta.
Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.
DO NOT FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT.
it was a stunt.
they plastered his name all over these alerts. and wasn't even down for a full day.
don't be a fucking idiot. he's not your tiktok savior. they're both playing you.
Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.
But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.
And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.
And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.
And the funniest part of all of it is they were right. You show up and the hospital tries to kill you.
A wizard, his "cat", and a quiet morning read
ok i hope everypony has a faggotful 2025. goodnight
me, procrastinating: haha it’s okay I work best under pressure! :)
me, working under pressure:
here’s my response to everybody saying “coronavirus is just a flu, there’s nothing to worry about”
You're in her Dm's. I'm in her daydream fantasies of domestic houselife. We are not the same.