Watermelon Sugar

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[reniadeb]

[sky-bears]

@smol–jelly I can’t-

[thebootydiaries]

[clubdreamm-deactivated20210114]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[fakehistory]

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

[funnytwittertweets]

[emilaystyles]

[emilaystyles]

now seems like a really good time to post this again, rip trevor

[lastvalyrian]

I haven’t seen anyone mention the greatest cultural impact Yahoo Answers made yet

[useless-germanyfacts]

good evening to this guy

[cerothenull]

Antistealth technology

[pagetbrewstar]

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

[glutko]

[bittern]

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

[egberts]

honestly? good for d.b. cooper

[freakun]

[joshpeck]

[mysharona1987]

[meangirlnurse]

anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were

[lunarconception-deactivated2021]

literally no…i remember seeing bad handwriting & thinking “oh these other kids must be orphans or something”

[meangirlnurse]

fascinating to hear from the other genre, thanks for your contribution

[bladesrunner]

Obi-Wan Kenobi Series Stage Reveal with Ewan McGregor ★