reni 🦌

hi, i'm reni, and i will continue to be a nuisance until my needs are met

[bakwaaas]

Euripides (Tr. Anne Carson) / @wholeheartedsuggestions / Jenny Slate / Euripides again

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[redlipstickresurrected]

CJ Walker aka Ceeejus (American, based Queens, NY, USA) - Miss Meep, Risograph

[somebodytolove31]

The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

[hobgoblinhero]

Smash Or Pass should never be about attraction, that's what Hear Me Out is for. A Smash on Mickey Mouse is understandable, even respectable. A Hear Me Out on Mickey Mouse however, that requires a lab dissection

[i-merani]

[skelotan]

I know what it means, but I love to hear from kids what they think it means because it's usually way funnier.

[serpexnessie]

🏳️‍⚧️Coming Out🏳️‍⚧️

I'm trans.

Happy pride month.

[reniadeb]

beebee lubs his new jackson pollock fish

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[escapismroom]

today I was wearing my “yes homo” shirt and some lady told me “you’re going to hell” and I said “with you around it’s like we’re already there” and I swear she made this exact fkn face

[escapismroom]

I cannot believe this post I made in 2015 is still going around…. anyway plot twist this same lady got famous on my town’s facebook gossip group for divorcing her husband for a woman 💅🏻✨ I like to believe my yes homo shirt pointed her in the right direction

[twilightknight17]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’m not sure why I actually did this but here you go. XD

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

THANK YOU!

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

hey everyone should go click on and expand my new header image Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

[spaceoology-deactivated20181211]

REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WAS RIGHT THERE JESUS CRUST

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

jesus crust

[ticktoast]

[trashchancosplay]

I SWEAR IN THIS FANDOM WE HAVE A GIF FOR EVERY OCCASION

[shadysadie]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[gregor-samsa-daily]

today's gregor samsa is: a jester

[halondrus]

Walking into my 9 hour shift and hearing "2 people quit yesterday"

[halondrus]

[beemovieerotica]

one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.

[beemovieerotica]

it's worth adding that my mom is chinese and she always gets embarrassed by this. like she doesn't want to come to the restaurant with us. she doesn't want to be seen with the white man she caught plus the fish that her white man caught. everyone who works at the restaurant thinks my dad is awesome and compliments him + her for choosing him and we all find this very fun except for her.

[bimmyjimmy]

He must join desk activities

[oneheadtoanother]