“ great . just fucking great . ”
“ any ideas on how to get us out of this mess ?? ”
“ this is the last time i go anywhere with you . ”
“ haven’t you done enough already ?? ”
“ don’t worry , i have a plan . ”
“ well , that didn’t work . any plan c , genius ?? ”
“ you know , i genuinely don’t think this could get any worse . ”
“ how did you manage to do everything incorrectly ?? ”
“ this is wrong . all of this is wrong . ”
“ looks like we’re stuck here . ”
“ admit it ; you have no idea where you’re going , do you ?? ”
“ we’re completely lost . ”
“ of all the people in the world i could end up stuck with … ”
“ well . was this your idea of a fun vacation ?? ”
“ how is the tank almost empty ?? i thought you said you got gas before we left !! ”
“ there’s a gas station five miles / eight kilometers from here . we’re just gonna have to push the car there . ”
“ the good news is , i found someone who i think can help us . the bad news is , i don’t think they speak [ language ] . ”
“ thank god , it’s about time you showed up to help !! ”
“ could you run any fucking slower ?! ”
“ i can’t get any signal out here . ”
“ someone stole my fucking wallet . ”
“ we are below rock bottom right now . we’re , like , in hell . ”
“ are you really just going to leave me here ?? ”
“ okay , you being dramatic is not going to help us find a way to fix this . ”
“ are you bleeding ?? ”
“ i’ll try to find us somewhere to spend the night . ”
“ i don’t know what to do !! i’m not a doctor !! ”
“ of course this happens to me . i can’t even be surprised . ”
“ i can’t walk … you’re gonna have to carry me . ”
“ things could always be worse . at least you don’t have flesh - eating bacteria , right ?? ”
“ don’t panic , but i’m pretty sure we’re being followed . ”
“ maybe some music will help you calm down . ”
“ my glasses are broken … ”
“ i didn’t have enough rocks to write out ‘ help ’ so i just spelled out ‘ hell ’ . ”
“ maybe we can play a game to pass the time until someone notices we’re missing . ”
“ okay , i swear this is not what it looks like . ”
“ there’s a killer storm going on outside , so unless you want to disappear under mysterious circumstances , i suggest you get comfortable . ”
“ how long was i out ?? ”
“ well , at least i’m trapped here with you . ”
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