[emilkyy]

It’s good to be back.

[slimetony]

I’m going to bed fellas if you’d like to hang out astral project into my dream space but if you have a chakra lower than indigo please don’t touch me directly or you be booted from the dream and be trapped in the aether permanently

[slimetony]

I forgot to talk about this before I went to work but SOME OF YOU manifested in my dream as darkmen and tried to steal my smooth stones and crystals and that is NOT cool thats how I’m able to achieve perfect lucidity those are my minerals not yours

[emilkyy]

This is why I miss Tumblr

[tvneon]

[emilkyy]

Both of my grammas are going into hospice so that’s cool, 2018 is off to a bangin start.

[emilkyy]

They both died and so did my grampa all within a month of one another so that was wild and sad

2018 has truly been a roller coaster ride

[emilkyy]

Disappointed in myself for not chronicling my dating escapades on here what is wrong with me

I made a stealth Twitter account instead but it got boring

[emilkyy]

I haven’t been single since 2005 and I have this weird feeling that dating has changed a lot since then?

I could be wrong.

[emilkyy]

lmaoooo I have a hot nice boyfriend now so I guess I figured it the fuck out????

[emilkyy]

Me: I’m saying yes to things! 2018 is the year of saying yes!

My friend: we really need a sub for my volleyball league PLEASE its just one v chill game

Me: I caaaaaan’t sorryyyyyy

[emilkyy]

Both of my grammas are going into hospice so that’s cool, 2018 is off to a bangin start.

[mulderscullyfiles]

Mulder smiling because of Dana Scully → Requested by Anonymous

[emilkyy]

BUMBLE IS A DUMPSTER FIRE

I REPEAT

BUMBLE IS A DUMPSTER FIRE

I just had to swipe left on TWO dudes I know who have NO business being on dating apps!!!

[emilkyy]

BOOS LOUDLY . . . . . . #todayonthebus #portland #pdx #portlandoregon #oregon #trimet #transit #publictransportation #buslife #thebus #doooooont (at Portland, Oregon)

[emilkyy]

Queen of the Damned is on Netflix so I’m watching it bc Aaliyah but tbh my immediate takeaway is what the fuck did Charlize Theron see in Stuart Townsend??? He’s a bad actor and an uggo.

[emilkyy]

My second takeaway is that this movies fucking suuuuuuuux.

[emilkyy]

Queen of the Damned is on Netflix so I’m watching it bc Aaliyah but tbh my immediate takeaway is what the fuck did Charlize Theron see in Stuart Townsend??? He’s a bad actor and an uggo.

[rottentomatoes]

100 Movies to See in 2015

[emilkyy]

THOUGHTS:

Pan - Re-think Hugh Jackman’s wig in those promo pics.

Kitchen Sink - I hate it based on those promo pics.

The Last Witch Hunter - Vin Diesel + hair + beard = Yes I will watch this

Maggie - I’m listening…

Clouds of Sils Maria - Two of my favorite babes

It Follows - I will be first in line for this

Southpaw - Jake Gyllenhaal I am happy to follow you on your journey into darkness

Goosebumps - I feel feelings, but maybe not good ones??

Magic Mike XXL - I am ready

In the Heart of the Sea - Chris Hemsworth and Ben Wishaw together might kill me

The Sisterhood of the Night - The Craft 2?  Sure, okay.

Scouts vs. Zombies - Barf city to the max no thanks, not even a hate-watch

Sisters - Duh, I will love this blindly

Everest - Looks like it will make me feel cold in the theater

True Story - I almost beat up some guys in the theater the other day for making fun of the trailer for this like, really loudly?  I wanna see it.

Vacation - Ummm?  Lots of feeeelingsssss

Victor Frankenstein - I’m just so over Frankenstein right now

Sinister 2 - Shannyn Sossamon lives!  Will watch for her beauty

Sicario - I will watch anything by Denis Villeneuve

Rock the Kasbah - I’m on the fence until I see a trailer

The Bronze - Ugh, kill me

Get Hard - Ugh, kill me

Hot Pursuit - I will attempt to hate-watch this and will end up liking it probably

Dope - I am obsessed with coming of age movies, so yes.

Cinderella - I’m bored already

Tom Hardy - I’ll pretty much watch anything he does (except This Means War.  couldn’t pay me)

Trainwreck - I’ll pretty much watch anything with Bill Hader

Tomorrowland - I’m…  on the fence

Ted 2 - KILL ME

She’s Funny That Way - PETER BOGDANOVICH???? 

San Andreas - Sure, why not.  Who doesn’t like The Rock.

Paddington - THAT PROMO PIC!!!

[emilkyy]

wow I stand by my 2015 opinions.

[emilkyy]

I was very suddenly woken up by a party in an apartment below that had loud bass so I went downstairs to talk to my neighbor and after several minutes of knocking he FINALLY answered the door and I was like hey turn your music down, I can hear it.

And he was like wait where do you live?? And I was like

.......upstairs

And he said I thought Jonah lives upstairs???

And I said I don’t live DIRECTLY above you I live up and over and I’ve been knocking for several minutes!

AND THEN he was like sorry I thought I invited all the neighbors and then I yelled I DON’T CARE JUST BE QUIET!

And he stared at me and I whispered just be quiet and he whispered back okay and I whispered be quiet again and he whispered okay again so then I left and it was just really weird.

[emilkyy]

I haven’t been single since 2005 and I have this weird feeling that dating has changed a lot since then?

I could be wrong.

[everythingfox]

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Watch for your own good

[emilkyy]

The longer I live without a fox in my life the longer I question my existence on this planet.