Emily Krawczyk

Writer. Editor. Photographer. Freelancer. @woolfbites www.thelaughinglesbian.com

[sunsoakedsand]

toni collette: delivers the performance of a LIFETIME in a well made movie that tackles the effects of grief and mental health

the academy: lmao y’all hear sumn?

[differenttypesofpeople]

Types of people: Roses

White rose: Faint smiles. Flowers in their hair. Blushing. Doodles in the margins of books. Hard work with little repayment. Old soul. Sleek clothing.

Yellow rose: Warm hugs. Tucking hair behind ears. Sunny days. Freshly baked cookies. Self-made flower crowns. The smell of grass. Tickle fights.

Red rose: Loves easily. Confident strides. Talking loudly. Leather jackets. Singing off key. Whispered secrets. Declarations of love.

Pink rose: Soft smiles. Flirting. Gets their heart broken easily. Old record. Vintage aesthetics. Innocent. Always kind.

Orange rose: Colourful closet. Elaborate stories. Animated hand gestures. Stickers covering everything. Big cakes. Bad at lying. Loves sunsets.

Green rose: Dirty hands. Leaves in their hair. Loud laugh. Leather bound books. Potted plants. Doesn’t like being told what to do. Skinny dipping.

Peach rose: Typewriters. Soothing voice. Little sketches on napkins. Keeps a lot of secrets. Quiet. Shy. Enjoys spending time with people they love.

Lavender rose: Scented candles. Dancing in the rain. Humming softly. New ideas. Only shares things with people close to them. Forgetful. Paint on their clothing.

[emily-krawczyk]

My wife is a peach rose. I am green.

[quotespile]

“Life happens so hard and fast I sometimes wonder who is me…”

— Sylvia Plath, Letters Home

[fandom-life-chooses-the-follower]

Wouldn’t socks be better than bare feet in A Quiet Place? I walk around in bare feet and it’s like a fucking seal clapping

[emily-krawczyk]

😂😂😂

[emily-krawczyk]

what is your opinion on the following things? 1) black coffee 2) roller coasters 3) 80s music 4) comic books 5) musical theatre 6) ghosts 7) religion 8) the color yellow 9) raisins 10) high heels

1. black coffee: not a fan. I tried it just to be cool. I’m not cool.

2. Roller coasters: I have never been on one, I don’t think I ever will. I get sick in the car....

3. 80’s music: I’m a fan.

4. Comic books: not my thing.

5. Musical theater: yikes, umm, I like always say I don’t like it but I always enjoy it.

6. Ghosts: I have a lot of ghost stories. My grandparents own a 130 year old Victorian mansion. I’ve seen some shit.

7. Religion: Not a fan at all.

8. Raisins: there is a time and a place. Not in cookies.

9. High heels: everyone looks good in heels. And everyone should have one go to pair of jimmies.

Why did I do this? Who is this? Why am I awake?

[soundsof71]

[soundsof71]

Elton John & Cher at the Rock Music Awards, August 9, 1975, by Ulvis Alberts 

[tariqah]

Interspecies lesbianism

[onedeadkitty]

It’s cute guys

[rosalui]

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

[butchflirt]

Butch/Butch couple

[lumpatronics]

This is actually hella interesting, bc in simple terms, tigers are extroverts and lions are introverts. There’s more to it, but that’s the gist.

Whenever zoo’s tried to put lions and tigers in the same enclosures, the tiger would eventually try to groom the lioness and play constantly. The lioness would lose patience and snaps at them

So basically what I’m saying is that you have a regal and refined gf who stands at the edge of a balcony during parties, sipping champagne

Then you have the other girl who drank all of the little flutes on the servers platter, and is now drunkenly pointing at her gf and telling everyone that that’s her gf and doesn’t she look beautiful I love her so much

[hillnerd-art]

So I had to draw them in human form???

[slinkanorabundyblr]

You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.

[antique-scarecrow]

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[somarysueme]

powerful Queen x Dipshit energy

[iridescentclub]

Jennifer Connelly

[midqueenally]

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

when nina simone said “anger has its place. anger has fire. and fire moves things.”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Law & Order SVU

stabler: looks like our vic was wearing red lipstick

olivia: thats not just any red lipstick that’s Rose Supreme Hot n Spicy by Big Ol Cosmetics… that lipstick is $300… and her nails don’t match

stabler: (inquisitive but respectful look)

olivia: no woman would wear $300 lipstick with nails that dont match… our perp has a lipstick fetish

[cheaphalloweencostume]

half an episode later when they catch the guy and Stabler rifles through the perp’s and and finds duct tape and a hunting knife as well as a well used tube of $300 Rose Supreme Hot n Spicy by Big Ol Cosmetics: *holding it up to him as they cuff him* this doesnt seem like your shade

[black-0rpheus]

“I’ve got a broken heart for every light on Broadway. And when one of them goes out, I just screw in another one, okay, hello good-bye.“ To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar (1995) dir. Beeban Kidron

[frostingfem-deactivated20181223]

(art by Gustav Klimt.)

✨spectacular sapphic serpents swimming in the sapphic sea✨

[mydarktv]

Mother! // Darren Aronofsky

[silenceformysoul]

Benjamin-Constant (1845-1902) - La glorification de la nuit

[futurist]

Woman by Ralph Lauren 

[halfsavages-deactivated20200621]

Tennessee Williams, A Streetcar Named Desire (1947)