i like pie

You are what you read.

[emilyblaeser]

💯

[minervamax-blog]

A flamingo.

Dancing.

To bagpipes.

In an airport.

I feel like this is the result of some celestial being’s game of madlibs. (x)

[emilyblaeser]

Someone: Have you read this book?

me: no but i know what the book is about, all the characters names, what people think of it, and all the controversy surrounding it. So it's kind of like I read it.

[5oil]

[womaninterrupted]

This is how I’d like to be woken up, but with a croissant instead of cereal. Please and thank you.

[you-matter-so-much]

[littlebluecarrot]

[themountainlaurel-deactivated20]

[isozyme]

Remus Lupin: Sirius you did what.

Inspired by this post and others by lotstradamus

[kiyala]

#i want the 50k story of facepalming remus and panicked sirius with kidnapped baby harry on the run from dumbledore (via meh-guh)

[hollowed-occtis]

theboredomisdeadly

[fuck-biphobia]

Ok but hasn’t it been shown that a single stupefy wouldn’t be enough to have an effect on hagrid due to his giant blood?

[resplendeo]

clearly this means that hagrid pretended that the stupefy knocked him out, gently laid down on the ground so the baby wasn’t jostled, and pretended to snore while sirius ran the fuck away

possibly interrupting himself mid-snore to offer advice

[copperbadge]

*Hagrid sits up*

“SUPPORT ‘IS LI’IL HEAD, YE GREAT IDIOT!” 

*lies down*

*Sirius climbs on motorbike*

*Hagrid sits up again*

“DON’ FERGET TO BURP ‘IM AFTER A FEEDIN!”

*Motorbike zooms off*

*Hagrid sits up, cups hands and yells*

“AN’ MAKE SURE ‘E SLEEPS ON ‘IS BACK!” 

*lies down again for another five minutes for good measure*

[katstes]

[ohmy-morninglovely-deactivated2]

don’t just reblog this.. think.. there are women in this world who have inserted coat hangers into themselves in order to force/create an abortion… because.. men in government thought more about the words in the Bible than the rights of women and their bodies. 

Illegal abortions caused the death of many many women, infertility, horrendous internal damage and infection and royally fucked with the emotional well being of so many woman. 

[rad-feminism]

THERE ARE WOMEN WHO HAVE STUCK HANGERS INSIDE OF THEM IN ORDER TO INDUCE AN ABORTION BECAUSE THE GOVT CARES MORE ABOUT WORDS IN A BOOK THAN WOMEN’S LIVES.

THERE ARE WOMEN WHO HAVE STUCK HANGERS INSIDE OF THEM IN ORDER TO INDUCE AN ABORTION BECAUSE THE GOVT CARES MORE ABOUT WORDS IN A BOOK THAN WOMEN’S LIVES.

THERE ARE WOMEN WHO HAVE STUCK HANGERS INSIDE OF THEM IN ORDER TO INDUCE AN ABORTION BECAUSE THE GOVT CARES MORE ABOUT WORDS IN A BOOK THAN WOMEN’S LIVES.

NEVER AGAIN.

[allbabieson]

Research

[hettolandija]

This counts, right?

[bbcamerica]

Uh oh.

[hmhteen]

When someone mentions going to the bookstore.

[loftliterary]

all of us at the Loft, honestly

[skippinginfinity]

Sketch Dailies today was Hawkeye.  I might be watching too much M*A*S*H. UPDATE: Wow, this has blown up way bigger than I ever expected! Thank you all! I am currently looking into t-shirt and print options to get this as a thing in your hands.  When something is available, I’ll be sure to mention it here on Tumblr, on Twitter, and on Facebook!

[awwww-cute]

I think there’s something wrong with your duck (Source: http://ift.tt/1I8E9xb)

[teachingliteracy]

[emilyblaeser]

owen gatley.

[godotal]