[willowcrowned]

thinking about bank robberies in the 30s makes me soooooooo angry. those days you could just pull out some guns with your friends and get away scot free. now you have to deal with security cameras and metal detectors and they don’t even have big vaults full of gold like they used to. technology ruined the bank robbing industry

[helenvaughans]

if you hate this Thing, then the Thing you hate is actually just the female form

[helenvaughans]

like................................be serious

[despazito]

sometimes you just gotta pokemon stadium nidoqueen your tiddies

[despazito]

[despazito]

Happy women’s day

[supermariomamafucker]

[clockmocker]

[depsidase]

[transfaguette]

hate that english makes you say things like "that that" and "do do"

[monemin]

yeah. hate that that's something i do do sometimes

[transfaguette]

im screaming and crying and throwing up

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

[blujayonthewing]

[guidancerune]

scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

[gay-irl]

[snorlaxatives]

kinda miss social media in 2012 where the concept of an influencer didn’t exist and everyone was using instagram’s premade filters and posting pictures of random shit like a handful of skittles or an overexposed sunset those were the days

[parakeet]

Losing my mind at this pigeon that looks like a seagull god he’s so cool

[l0stvegas]

this headline i just saw is making me lose it. searching ‘dracula’ on google images and scrolling the results for an hour every morning nodding solemnly at each pic like they’re motivational quotes before clocking into work

[authorizedpope]

excuse me?????

[texasbama]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[oneheadtoanother]

[funnytwittertweets]