emily

don't be mad cause im doing me better than yo

[godscythe]

hey everyone i just thought of a rly good original joke r u all listening

[godscythe]

ok haha so in high school i used to be a pretty Edgy kid…..but these days i guess im more………. ……. ………………..Well Rounded

[c3po]

didn’t like it at first but changed my mind

[godscythe]

thats fair! Thank you for your feedback im glad you liked my post i hope everyone has a great night

[poofyoddish-blog-deactivated202]

you know what i realized. maybe i’m a leslie knope. maybe i won’t meet my ben wyatt for like another ten years.

you want to know why? because if i met him now, he’d be the mayor of fucking ice town and i can’t handle that shit.

but when i meet him, he’ll be ben. he’ll be sweet and kind and geeky and have a slammin’ booty. it’s a long way away, but that’s okay.

[barthvader]

this? is the most? motivational thing? I’ve ever read?

[jonathanlows-deactivated2014072]

btw at dinner tn my mom said harry styles looks like a monkey and my brother looked her in the eyes and said “these meatballs are shitty and youre fucking rude” 

[tanookitoes]

me: *is constantly treating myself*

me: you know what? i’m gonna treat myself today

[joshpeck]

‪Outkast singing “If what they say is nothing lasts forever then what makes love the exception” in Hey Ya was too deep when it was released in 2003 and it’s still too deep today‬

[slimetony]

I’d really love to be a skeleton at the bottom of the ocean with a treasure chest some day

[rcktpwr]

what if someone takes the treasure chest and leaves you all alone

[slimetony]

Its better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all

[blurrypicturesofmikewazowski]

i love mike wazowski but i wouldnt hesitate to slam dunk him into a basketball net if i had the chance  

[bob-belcher]

[karlidagdanserin-deactivated202]

[switchbutch]

A moment of peace

[myanacondadontexist]

the water is so clear….. he’s flying

[idkcake]

[thedarklordkeisha]

Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[fuckabbott-deactivated20200923]

[yermemeblog]

[intoasylum]

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[stability]

[enterheavenalive]

[pineapplejarritos-deactivated20]

Cause it slaps next question