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Julia. 20 Ive been here for 5 years so give me money so I can go to therapy paypal.me/juliagulia88

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[cheddar-baby]

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

[ghost--bot]

[heehoothefool]

[silverhawk]

i BETTER get bitten by a werewolf AND/OR a vampire tonight!!! its halloween and im fucking gay!!!

[gay-irl]

gay💉irl

[catchymemes]

[ottermatopoeia]

[funnytwittertweets]

[glumshoe]

I really think Rasputin lucked out, in that being remembered by history as some species of giant unkillable sex wizard is something most of us can only fruitlessly aspire to.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Security at every level of airport is insane until you get to the baggage claim. Then it’s like take whatever bag you want.

[kitschcowboy]

[dies in the saw trap bc the little puppet video instructions played only once without subtitles so i don't know what i'm supposed to be doing]

[right-2-rebel-deactivated202210]

i can barely afford heating

[pocketcolors]

my job in the leftist commune is to reset the microwave clock after the power goes out :)

[seoscribbles]

John Oliver is so crazy cus you see him and he's british and he's wearing a suit in front of a fake new york city skyline and you're like yeah another white Democrat making jokes at late night but then he starts buying and cancelling millions of medical debt and saying defund the police years before it was widely-held conversation and drawing rats fucking each other and before you know it this owl in human skin has made you a radical leftist

[seoscribbles]

A lot of people in the notes have been talking about how great he is for liberals and moderates to introduce them to more “radical ideas” and that’s true !!! He is great !!!! And it’s wonderful !!!! But also like, even for already radicalized people he is often exploring and exposing things that aren’t talked about and I’m still learning a lot from the videos he posts because a lot of genuine hard work and research goes into it. I often learn more from last week tonight than I do from a lot of other blatantly leftist sources. the moral of the story here is that appearances and tone should be separated from politics and morality ok thank u

[lastoneout]

Never gonna forget how he had one of the best segments on sex work I've ever seen from mainstream media and actually brought up the truth that I've only heard in radical leftist spaces that is essentially "if you have a problem with people being forced to sell their bodies to make enough money to live you don't have a problem with sex work you have a problem with captialism" like the whiplash of hearing someone actually say that on TV was incredible.

[hidiane]

pride and prejudice is a comedy because mr darcy thinks the tension comes from ust and meanwhile lizzie just genuinely hates his guts

[hidiane]

mr darcy engaging in his latest round of witty banter with elizabeth bennet: this is great, i’m getting a good grade in enemies to lovers :)

lizzie inventing the car in her mind so she can imagine running him over with one: i hope you die

[the-maidofmischief]

I’ve missed them

[benjamingross-deactivated202302]

So just to sum it up, three things happened in the US today:

The Supreme Court officially overturned Roe vs Wade. Abortion is no longer a federal right, so it's up to states to determine whether or not to allow safe and legal abortions within their jurisdiction.

They also ruled that there is no documentation necessary for conceal/carry. Anyone can carry a firearm at any time regardless of licensing.

Miranda rights still exist. However, it will be nearly impossible to enforce them as authorities no longer can face lawsuits for failing to inform those arrested of those rights.

Welcome to America, everyone.

[dear-ao3]

[mrmitcheru]

This literally happened to me last year lol

[typekast]

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.

[rubykgrant]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

someone once threatened to “put my bones in chronological order” and I think about that. a lot