so many fandoms, so little time

I'm in too many fandoms to count, and ship waaaay to many things. I also do photography things. Asexual, bi-romantic, 21 years of age They/Them/she/her instagram (its honestly mostly cats): emilyphotographyninja

[sketchmatters-deactivated202112]

a nice christmas bonfire in the middle of the room

happy holidays~

[kirusei]

TACTICAL VISOR ACTIVATED

[kirusei]

PASS INTO THE IRIS

[madejsbridge]

[micshrewart]

These guys

[kdinjenzen]

TIL that most of you didn’t know that One Hundred and One Dalmatians was based on the book The Hundred and One Dalmatians …

And that the “would be sequels” (aka 101 Dalmatians II: Patch’s London Adventure [Animated] and  102 Dalmatians [Live-Action]) are WAY WAY WAAAAAAAY different than the ACTUAL book’s sequel.

What IS the book’s sequel? It’s called The Starlight Barking.

The Starlight Barking is about the dogs from the first book (Pongo mostly, but lots of others) learning that they are actually technically aliens.

They find this out after waking up and finding ALL LIFE ON EARTH IS ASLEEP EXCEPT FOR DOGS!

Other things happen… but what results is the dogs of Earth (again, MOSTLY PONGO) having to make the choice of all dogs abandoning humans and the planet to “go home.”

They are asked to “go home” by Sirius… LORD OF THE DOG STAR … because the humans are about to begin a NUCLEAR WAR and Sirius wants to save all the dogs on Earth from the coming war, but that would mean ABANDONING THE HUMANS AND ALL LIFE ON THE PLANT!

The other option is to STAY on Earth and attempt to help humanity grow, learn, and be better… to again, AVOID NUCLEAR WAR!

So again, TLDR:

Book 1: Evil rich lady wants a dog coat.

Book 2: Dogs are aliens, humans are about to go on an all out war, dogs decide humanity is worth saving and -stay- to help avoid war.

Anyway, go read the books, they’re great.

[catsi]

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

[ultracrashunderride]

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

[elegyofikana-deactivated2018102]

Link?

[chaxtic-love]

yeah it was link

[kirboob]

link, after waking up not knowing anything but anger:

[max-out-of-ten]

The current record is 27.5 minutes. Knowing that speedrunners skip the Great Plateau tower, this means that they don’t get the cutscene where Ganon and his Guardians awake until they reach Hyrule Castle. Ganon doesn’t even know Link is awake until Link is at his doorstep, which is about 16:50 into the run.

Less than three minutes later, Link kills the first of Ganon’s Blights with a single arrow and swiftly takes down the next three. Within five minutes of Ganon being face to face with his arch nemesis, he is killed.

Ganon had a total of 10 minutes and 40 seconds to stop Link.

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

Ganon fucking wishes. Link comes flying in on a paraglider at like 80 mph just because he jumped off a bokoblin’s head. I can only imagine Link screaming “FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU” all the way (about 50 seconds in the run but 30 seconds without lag)

[kyri45]

TODAY IS THE DAY!! @rebeccasugar , we will never forget this incredible gift to us that is your show. Let's give one last goodbye to one of the best show I ever seen in my life. Thank you for all the lesson you tought me, thank you for all the emotions you made us feel, and thank you for the amazing journey that have been the last 7 years of my life with you, so thank you steven universe !

PART 1 / PART 2

[petit-cottage]

Crystal Palace: Small Lady: 茉莉 Neo-Queen Serenity: うさこ Small Lady (manga ver): rionsakura Princess Serenity (Crystal ver): 鶏肉 Princess Serenity (Manga ver): 綾見りあ

[pelcrow]

i did a ‘draw this in your style’ of @kk-atelyn‘s gorgeous pic of Stan! Please check out her original piece here! i had so much fun with this and i was having super bad art block so it was nice to punch my way out of it with this pic

[the-deadlights]

P o OR  STANLEY

[kikicolors]

i love ronald mcdonald and his 7 kids

[thetootster]

@ Richie

He's gonna sing about it!!

[dashinslashin]

ko-fi request for @becauseimrichandican!

[pelcrow]

i redrew a picture i did back in 2017! it was something i was really happy with at the time so i was excited to do it again almost two years later and i’m really happy w how it turned out!

[the-deadlights]

[ :D ]

[dykesummers]

me, after watching the steven universe movie:

[chcaraballo]

white diamond is so extra and dramatic and iconic I STAN

she really said

"was your planet always so..." *waves in direction of poison* "destroyed?"

LMAOOOOO

[dement009]

Two continuation commissions of Per’s adventures in the savannah X)

[kedreeva]

Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: “what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or…?” And i admitted there in front of god and the world “oh I feed it to my peacocks.” And she just looked so taken aback that I said “I’m sorry that’s not the answer you were hoping for”

And that’s how I learned other people don’t really know what to do with kale either. We’re all pretty sure it’s edible, though.

[kedreeva]

People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food

[godith024]

I’m sorry I’m hung up on the part where op owns peacocks

[kedreeva]

Purple ones:

And peahens. This one sleeps on a fluffy rainbow unicorn stuffed animal:

Her name is Artemis and she’s allergic to food.

This is Stan. His color morph is called Cameo so I named him Stan Lee:

He’s Artemis’ boyfriend.

They both love kale. I suppose someone’s got to.