C'est moi!

Cal Poly student, majoring in engineering and being a nerd, sorority girl, Tumblr addict.

[basketcasemp3]

i hate them skjafhkakjg

[darktrainer]

“A heᵉᵉᵉˡˡˡᵐᵉeeettt!”

[note-a-bear]

“….David”

[brucebocchi]

[appointment78]

[neutralxxistance]

“Would Sir like his usual offal cuts today?” “MROW” “Ah, a change of taste, a good choice sir. Will you require the whole pack?” “MROW” “Very good, I’ll just get that for you now. Here you go!” *nom*

[jackjames-exe]

This is so fuckin’ cute oh my gosh

[homoz]

[homoz]

[soviettart]

[thenamesjavii]

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

One more and the Gayfinity Gauntlet is complete

[iamtheaardvark]

Bobby doesn’t feel fear he redecorates the bedrooms of heterosexuals

[mens-rights-activia]

[sam-xaviel]

why the fuck does tumblr keep recommending me this post i don’t even know what tf does it mean

[mens-rights-activia]

What part of this post is confusing for you 👀👀👀

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[girl-debord]

[allthingslinguistic]

New favourite example of pragmatic ambiguity: 

“Have you seen my cat?” “He is not lost, he is just too cute. Thank you for your understanding.”

[a-luchadork-deactivated20191020]

[flawlessbeautyqueens]

Maya Rudolph & Amy Poehler photographed by Art Schreiber for Vanity Fair

[wwwwwwwwwwww12]

maybe i should

[messruksi]

maybe I should

[stephencolbertly]

Colbert: All The Other Reasons Trump Is A Bad President

[earthdad]

this is how i talk to ppl i match with on tinder

[books-in-order]

SCIENCEBOYE helping to save endangered species

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

A time lapse of a cat through the day:

I relate so much to this…

[humorblr]

[lakevida]

i’m familiar with self care