when u find out ur goat washed

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when you find out your goat washed

adult girlblogger

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i gossip and talk shit to cope with being a 2020-2023 boober

That Foah Corrupt Me

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the ffth interviews are actually batshit like i totally expected him to be all vague and dodge any personal questions just like he’s done with all of his other music. but no he’s actually talking about how half the album is about someone he’s in love with who he has to be long distance with because of both their jobs and he makes a point to emphasize the words partner/spouse and gender neutral pronouns. like woahh

right when foah is at an all time high too ?? he has to know how this is coming off as... and #whoRemembers finn liking noah's grad ig post for the first time in months a few days before performing the album for the first time

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the interviews he gave for ffth though were insane. follow is straight up about a long distance relationship and nice to meet you again has "sneaking off for 40 minutes" i thought he'd give some bullshit answer and say these were about his cat or his mom or something again but confessing they are romantic when the majority of speculation is about one muse. randomly changing the lyric to "a dog and a spouse" .i'm noticing...

I was genuinely weirded out when he said it was about his mom like actually what is wrong with him

a song about pressing someone against your window in a trailer after dark and calling them darling is about your mom. whatever meaning you want bro.

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Eh even dnfing in 2023 was a bit crazy considering how public Dream’s hookups were

exactly why i had left the bus by then, but you should've seen dnfblr back then. my favorite guilty pleasure lurks. i was more intrigued in how all these coincidences had managed to line up with their narrative, but i already knew dnf was patient zero corporate yaoi by then

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its sad there's no real foahblr these days. not even a visibility locked blogs black market. we've lost ebblr recipes

They haven't interacted in so long there's nothing to talk about other than finns gay ass lyrics and horrible singing 😭

i hate that finn's name is attached to his music because i fuck with some of happy birthday. although i really dont like his voice and in some songs its straight up unbearable temu alex g. but the jangle-ish genre is up my alley with the bands i like. i hate his voice in "wait" and "objection!" is one of my least favorites. "choose the latter" has no right being exactly like something i'd add to my playlist i liked "happy birthday" too. "you" and "trailers after dark" i enjoy for foah purposes but surprisingly they are some of the best on the album too. wow. noah really does make finn make better music

i haven't listened to most of ffth yet but i can already tell i enjoyed the sound of happy birthday better. i'll let you finish does get stuck in my head from time to time. it's funny that finn is obviously inspired by all these old bands and is a music nerd but i'll let you finish sounds like a 2018 wallows song or prime era COIN. i also liked ntmya live more than the studio version. shocker i know because he always sounds a mess live. but the intro instrumentals sounded sweeter and i was a bit disappointed it didnt sound that way on streaming. i've seen people say this tour he sounds better but i honestly don't hear it.

the interviews he gave for ffth though were insane. follow is straight up about a long distance relationship and nice to meet you again has "sneaking off for 40 minutes" i thought he'd give some bullshit answer and say these were about his cat or his mom or something again but confessing they are romantic when the majority of speculation is about one muse. randomly changing the lyric to "a dog and a spouse" .i'm noticing...

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its sad there's no real foahblr these days. not even a visibility locked blogs black market. we've lost ebblr recipes

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i wanna ask if you know any blogs that are phannies/post about dan and phil 🩷

@missgaslighter is an og phannie if you wanna check her out she was present when the deep lore was written altho she mostly posts about heated rivalry nowadays

prev phan anon ^^ Ur wish has been granted

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this is giving me crazy crazy throwbacks to when i would avoid this side of the fandom when i was like 14-15 but i kind of said fuck it when a post very conveniently landed on my tl and sent me down a rabbit hole literally two years ago and i've been on and off lurking but not very much so on Here but i believe i've gone through your account before. idk i dont rlly gaf but my nosiness cancels it out. Just wanted to share because it's evident i have nobody to talk to about this <3 thanks

oh? hi anon welcome back. i totally get u, back when i was drolo down i'd actually want to blackout looking through critblr (and im old as hell back when it didnt even have a name for that) it was so bad

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ranboo wanting to buy the deltarune rape allegory ring for his gf….. can he use his brain for literally 5 seconds

i watched that entire clip for anon mind u he kept going on about how beautiful it was and how much he wanted it 😭😭😭 not confirmed if he was going to get it for moonzy but idk man.. strange

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definitely not an engagement ring, that's the thorn ring from deltarune. its an item you get on the "weird route" that you can later forcefully equip to Noelle in a pretty dark scene. so if they are getting it for someone else there's some concerning layers there lol

Yeah ranboo blowing bands on hyperfixation slop makes a lot more sense

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NO ON MY GRANDPA'S GRAVE I WASN'T LYING ABT THE RING they show it around like 38:20 on their most recent stream (the laptop stream) and it's very obviously moonzy's style

"i wanted it so bad but it's out of stock" idk i would take that as an omen if i were u... and lets entertain this for a sec. engagement ring for 2k? oh he's in debt debt

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ok you know what you're right i actually have no recollection of how i felt in the moment about billboo. i was genuinely into them too but at one point the insanity got a little too much and my tubbo rsd (remember that term. good times) got so bad i had to physically pull back and my view of them soured. they had something crazy toxic codependent and very gay going on that we can all agree on and i did fuck with it i have to admit like i really did

you'd think literally almost fucking dying back in 2024 would make bill reconsider his life choices moving forward but apparently not 😭😭 you lived it you loved it but you do not need to relive this yaoi please take your pills and FREE YOURSELF!!

i was looking back at some billboo clips the other day and i was like man they could not have been more obvious 😭 i will admit tho finding out bill wasn't staying at ran's place for days on end for gay reasons but bc they all lived in the same complex did break me a little

i wanna know whats tea so bad... what is bill and ran's deal now...

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hii i'm trying to get back into lurking critblr / whatever this community is called again and i wanna ask if you know any blogs that are phannies/post about dan and phil 🩷

hiii anon welcome back <3 and no not that i know of.. but whoever they are can use this as self promo since anon is On the hunt

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Dnf is so crazy looking back because they were soo full of shit. They were pandering to the highest levels and it was obviously never gonna happen. But also if you were there around then as a fan, you were apart of the delusion. I could understand thinking it was gonna happen. But in 2026?? They gotta put 2026 dnf believers in a psych ward.

it was 2020-2021 i was a level 0 rpfer (there's levels to it) who thought that typical dudebro jokes meant they were having 15 hour long passionate e-sex behind the scenes. i gave up back then but i DO see why ppl were truthing up until 2023 because...yeah..

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I just watched a horse tiktok that used a ranboo audio and it was both unsettling how many knew it was ranboo and got excited about it ... the amount of ranboo my beloved comments .....

the only reason anyone remembers ranboo with any joy in their hearts is because he's only associated w 2020 dsmp in their minds

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ranboo is showing 'cool rings' on his stream that are very much engagement rings..........

this scared me so bad that i genuinely booted up a ranboo stream for the first time in over two years . god how is he still so unfunny anyway didnt see anythinmg can people lie to me better next time

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did u once suffer from dnf psychosis

Oh you don’t even know the half of it.