You’d think with all the money we pay this school every year, they’d be able to get me an actual tutor and not some upper classman dweeb that’s never spoken to an actual girl before and needs community service hours to join Nation Honor Society. I came here to get tutored in actual chemistry, idiot. Not to experience you attempting the whole “we’re making chemistry” pick up line and flopping on the delivery.... Long story short, I need someone to explain science to me, please. Any takers? I can pay, pretend to be your friend for a day, whatever the hell you want. Just actually teach me something.










