emmahaslan

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[klezmermaid]

“abortion is a permanent decision”

so is…having baby…..

[renoirs]

I ran into a hot guy at the grocery store last week and he hasn’t tracked me down and proposed to me yet. This is why I hate movies.

Renoirs (via renoirs)

[renoirs]

In retrospect, I guess “One drunken night of stupidity” wasn’t the best response when my son asked where babies come from.

Renoirs (via renoirs)

[guy]

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

[doom-tech]

[zackisontumblr]

[wannajoke]

[emmahaslan]

My love.

[emmahaslan]

This is how i apologize to my snap chatters.

[emmahaslan]

My widdle nose gobbler. #Relationship #Couple #NoseLover #Happy #SillyTimes

[onlytwitterpics]

[emmahaslan]

🌙🌌 #Braid #Bed #GrinchPJs

[emmahaslan]

My life is all math. Im trying to add my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time and avoid multiplying.

[emmahaslan]

Quack quack.

[emmahaslan]

Needs to find a new home. Drop off or pick up available. food and bowls included. Loves selfies. & is trained.

[emmahaslan]

👶

[emmahaslan]