Seductive Raisining

bread: the bread of angry men

[diamantefangs]

[bruzum]

[i-am-the-oyster]

[nostalgic-retrosexual2]

Julia Louis-Dreyfus The Tonight Show (1994)

[cocainesocialist]

lilith here making the iron clad case for free public transport

[bob-belcher]

Russian Doll, The Great Escape (S01E02)

[heedra]

well...you'd better watch out for my venomous tooth

[heedra]

all ill say on the matter

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

"a genus of new world pigs" sounds like something rage against the machine might call the american capitalist class. but in fact it refers to the humble javelina

[importantcatpics]

[mlarayoukai]

fucked up cat thing from the pacman cartoon

[toyastales]

1905 Lacloche Frères Pig Bag

Discover the quirky and whimsical allure of this pig-shaped evening bag, a dazzling 1905 creation by Lacloche Frères. With ruby eyes and diamond details, this signed, numbered, and hallmarked piece from Sotheby's Collection is a true objet d'art.

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

on their clit like morse code

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

"S.O.S. we're going down"

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

fuck dont be funnier than me on my own post

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

No stop that

[foone]

... - . -. -.. . -.-.

[oddlysexypancake]

uhh?

[foone]

In 1947, an British flight from Buenos Aires, Argentina to Santiago, Chile reported their status over Morse code as "ETA SANTIAGO 17.45 HRS STENDEC". That last word is nonsense, so the tower asked for clarification. They repeated: STENDEC. STENDEC.

They were never heard from again. 11 people vanished, apparently along with their plane, and the only clue is that last word.

And no one knows what the fuck "STENDEC" means.

[monsata]

She STEN on my DEC until I'm never heard from again.

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[bagofcoldnoodles]

Is it licking boots?

[pansyfemme]

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

[sandmandaddy69]

[theartofmadeline]

two pictish ladies

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[dogpuppy]