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Any SVU fans wanna hit up the city with me next month? Air bnb is already paid for so transportation and food/activities is all you'd need 😁

#svu #law and order svu #mariska hargitay #new york #nyc trip #superfan #chris meloni #bensler

bakwaaas

enemies to lovers romance between me and myself

hopephd

Seizure First Aid.

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.

king-in-yellow

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

lukesvalentine-blog1

I have epilepsy so making sure the word is out on how to help people who do have seizures means a lot to me.

niggazinmoscow

The women all reply with “Actually enjoy my fucking life in safety for ONE day.”

emmaline91

Just felt this needed reiterated:

Someone please make a gif of Meryl Streep in The Prom saying "Ooh, what'd you do?"

#TheProm #MerylStreep #thepromthemusical

niggazinmoscow

The women all reply with “Actually enjoy my fucking life in safety for ONE day.”

theperksofbeingaperk

jinxfmrl

https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947

Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.

republicansareahategroup

don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA

antique-scarecrow

“They knew that they were not strong enough to conquer a unified country. So they split Germany into smaller groups. They used prejudice as a practical weapon to cripple the nation.”

This is how fascism works. And this is how we fall for it.

7thedisasterdyke

so many people have already fallen for it unfortunately…

jillianleedy

geekgirlintraining

This is an important message.

majaminxx22

I will never NOT reblog this.

fuckyahumor

YAS YAS!!!!

isleswoman

Always reblog…for the followers, anons,lurkers and newbies.

fibu-deactivated20231205

anotherrandomblogon

Fear is not consent

nigerian-empress

I WILL REBLOG THIS FOREVER. F O R E V E R

blueymoons

For those in the back;

FEAR IS NOT CONSENT

tvandfilm

deckertar

I want world peace… Oh, and bigger boobs.

no-chill-at-all

wildlyannoyingdoofus

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

epaulettes

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

moodyehudi-deactivated20180519

lol me too , lady

emi--rose

One time I got “that orange fuck” from a very cute little old lady with urosepsis

nezumipi

I have - quite unintentionally - contributed to this phenomenon.

I was waking up from surgery in the post-op observation room, where they kept people before sending them off to the ICU. The nurse was talking to me as I was semi-awake, telling me that as soon as it was ready, I would be sent to room 2008.

I did not hear the word “room”.

I started trying to sit up and get out of bed (entirely unsuccessfully), shouting (mumbling forcefully), “He’s not president yet! I have to warn everyone!”

magimerlyn

That’s awesome. Thank you for trying to warn us

micdotcom

Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.”

darringtonshorthalt

x

science-jumps

King

ohgodshesloose

Worth noting that he protested loudly against the WWE doing a show in Saudi Arabia after the assassination of Jamal Khashoggi, and the company retaliated by making sure he hasn’t been on TV or PPV since. Not fired, of course, so they can keep selling merchandise with his face on it (and keep him from joining the competition), just out of the public eye so he and his protests gets forgotten by the fans.

Picture that: an ubiquitous celeb and household name like John Cena basically got black bagged and vanished for speaking up for human rights. That’s the power of capitalism, kids