the rock and roller

love and roasts for mr jack white 

[emmaryann]

SIR THIS IS A WENDYS?????

confirmed: jack white lurks on @walkonsalt

[emmaryann]

i’ll only have one question for god when i get to heaven and i’m not going to ask it now

but i will say it involves international rock star jack white and country music legend loretta lynn

[walkonsalt]

In my head, “We Are Going To Be Friends” is mine and Emma’s song. Not just because we’re friends lol, but because of this one specific memory from when we were in college. She came to visit me a few years ago, and she lives over 1,000 miles away so I don’t get to see her often. I was showing her around town and we walked into a Sephora and IMMEDIATELY “We Are Going To Be Friends” starts playing. I gasped and look at her and it took her a second to hear it too. And we laughed and thought it was cute or funny or whatever. But I hadn’t seen her in a long time and I love and miss her a lot, and it meant something to me that we shared a funny little moment like that. It was something so weirdly specific to us. I don’t know if she thinks of it as our song, but it will always make me think of her.

[emmaryann]

🥺

[emmaryann]

you know I’d love to make fun of jack for being such an elvis fanboy but this one is actually so sexy

[walkonsalt]

Just know that every time I dissociate, this is what’s playing in my head. This is my mind’s version of elevator music.

[walkonsalt]

Me at the beginning of Carolina Drama:

I’m not sure if there’s a point to this story but I’m going to tell it again…

Me at the end of Carolina Drama:

anD thE WHiTe MiLk DRiPPEd Down wiTH the BLoOD aNd the BOYfRiEND fELL dOWn dEAd FOR GOoD RigHt nEXt to the PREaCHer wHo WAS gASPIng for Air and BILLY SHouTeD “DADDY WHY’D YOU HAVE TO COME BACK HERE?!?!”

[emmaryann]

[emmaryann]

have you ever wondered what it’s like to lose your mind? wonder no more. just ask @walkonsalt and I how it felt to hear jack soundchecking I Cut Like A Buffalo and then NOT PLAYING IT DURING THE SHOW 

[walkonsalt]

You know what, I deserved BETTER than to be teased MERCILESSLY by fucking JANTHONY WHITE!! I came to see him CHOKE!!!

[emmaryann]

it took almost 4 damn years but he made it right and gave us what we deserved

[jack-white-drank-my-champagnee]

[emmaryann]

this made me bust out laughing so loud it woke my roommate up across the hall oops

[emmaryann]

this again

[emmaryann]

mug shot? idk her

[emmaryann]

mom said it’s my turn to play the xbox

[emmaryann]

just saw the new elvis movie! austin butler did so good!

[walkonsalt]

You use the sun to erase the past/But you think it only erases for you

-Would You Fight For My Love?

The sun goes down when I tell it to/But the sun comes up when it wants to

-Eosophobia

[walkonsalt]

I am a menace to society

[emmaryann]

CONFIRMED REALITY

[emmaryann]

SIR THIS IS A WENDYS?????

confirmed: jack white lurks on @walkonsalt

[emmaryann]

bracing myself for the tomatoes…

I skip Icky Thump almost every time 🫣

[emmaryann]

when I want to cry I turn on I’m Bound to Pack It Up

[emmaryann]

grandpas got his readers on

ft @walkonsalt