Emma's Ephemera

A collection of things absurd, and awesome, alluring and arcane.

[ostolero]

[surreal--memes]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[thebootydiaries]

someone finally said it 😩👏👏☕️🐸

[twocubes]

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

why is that so fuckin funny

[krasna-devica]

Saint-Petersburg, Russia

[therussianmajor]

Can’t wait to spend a year here

[lesstalkmoreillustration]

SHEENA LIAM

[itscolossal]

World Tree: A Branching River Etched into the Ground by Krisztián Balogh

[awwww-cute]

[daily-showerthoughts]

1- Acquire audio file “Woman Orgasm” 2 - Rename file to With Yourself.mp3 3- Upload to Amazon Music Cloud 4 - Alexa Play With Yourself

[motivationsforlife]

Great White by George Probst

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[emmasephemera]

act II, scene VI

Juliet: Um, I'm a virgin.

Romeo: Oh, that's okay, we can just have a little play.

Juliet: Oh, no, no, no, we're definitely having sex. I'm just saying I can't do tricks, you know.

[bransonreese]

[sappharah]

i always laugh whenever we have to centrifuge bacteria because imagine you’re just chilling in some broth with your buds and then someone comes along and puts you in a tube and spins you at fucking 14,000 rpm

[sappharah]

[ifeelsinister-deactivated201904]

Dissociation is so weird because half the time i’ll dissociate as a coping mechanism to deal with some kind of stressful event, and the other half of the time i’ll just be chillin eating some pancakes and my brain will be like “u aren’t real and neither are these pancakes” and I’m just like “ok”

[unseelie]

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

[unseelie]

he is here….

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you attempt to rob a bank you won’t have any problems paying rent/food for 10 years whether your successful or not.