hey joe! tell him it’s okay! sabata!

j (just the letter) | they/them | 26 | finely curated bad taste || simblr @daddymortimer || formerly georgegordonbyrons & dwightfryes

[jalapenyochips]

a guy and his ghorse

[rngrn]

[corrya]

[l-ile]

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[rylandsgrace]

Sinners (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

[ohmovie]

She was amazed to discover that when he was saying, 'As you wish,' what he meant was, 'I love you.'

The Princess Bride (1987) dir. by Rob Reiner

[centaurself]

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

[starberry-cupcake]

[unusual]

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[creepymutelilbugger]

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

[minecraft]

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

[shodaisatellite]

[vent-fucker]

back on my bullshit

[markodragic]

[coffinflop]

i can’t talk rn, i’m doing hot girl shit *reanimates a corpse*

[coffinflop]

the duality of woman

[hardwrench]

pregnant with a bag of peas

[hardwrench]

congratulations + absolutely anytime

[barghest-land]

*studies his face under a microscope*

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]