EMME.B.ELLE

Canadian. History PhD. Fandom lurker. This is a testament to how much I love the internet.

[traitspourtraits]

[asia1ei]

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

[the-cloud-road]

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

delete this

[kim-jisoo]

Adulthood™

[945865049rgiroigvjrij-deactivat]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Enhance (via arbili)

[asheathes]

Messers Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs // (click to enlarge, insp)

[nobodysflower]

different kinds of tired: 

1. all day at the beach sleepy. warm skin. wet hair. salt and sand and green apple-scented shampoo. bed sheet tides pulling up and down stomach flips into mermaid dreams.

2. milky tired. early nights. wondering if you are getting sick. medicine light bones. eyelids melting closed. dizzy, dizzy, spinning into sleep.

3. drowsy car rides. soft radio buzz. pillow on the window. pulling on your seatbelt. waking up and not knowing where you are.

[blackfairypresident]

you wanna know how your grandparents “worked through” their problems and didn’t divorce?

cause ya grandmama most likely didnt have her own assets or income and depended on your grandfather to support her and the family. she had no choice but to work it out. also the stigma a divorced woman would face? pfffffffft.

trust me alot of yalls grandfathers are/were awful people and your grandmother wouldve left him if she could

[lucidaquarian]

!!!!!!!!!

[closet-keys]

A lot of people act like higher divorce rates are indicative of a loss or morality or commitment in our generation, but to be honest, I always am glad when I see high divorce rates because it means people are leaving abusive and unhealthy relationships at higher rates. It means that fewer women are dependent on men and can decide for themselves what they want their life to be.  Republicans act like higher divorce rates and fewer young adults wanting to get married is a bad thing when really it’s just a sign of social progress and greater autonomy. 

[thingsididntknowwereerotic]

^^^^^^^^^^^^

[theautumnriverleaves]

hufflepuff/slytherin friendships are the best and most terrifying thing ever because i am positive that if 2 people were two take over the world it would be a slytherin and a hufflepuff

[princess-stabbity]

[princessmelia]

[varvarafromgr]

Codename:“The Distraction and The Destruction”

[andillwriteyouatragedy]

[y-o-u-t-h-s]

[wonderwomangrad]

Life problems I anticipated as a child:

- quicksand - ghosts

Life problems I did NOT anticipate as a child:

- the crushing sense of failure associated with botched social interactions.

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[eue]

when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer

[sexyleftistsantaclause]

[funnylime]

[asia1ei]

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

[the-cloud-road]

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

delete this

[hylianns]

[topherchris]

[mistressofthedarkroast]

She is finally free

[stability]