Emma Jane

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[emmmaryjane]

Such lovely tunes (at The Hawthorne Hideaway) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoyLwXtDA43/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=evqfdpj6esfh

[emmmaryjane]

Sometimes the hair’s just gotta go up 🤷🏼‍♀️ (at The Hawthorne Hideaway) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoyLmQFD5rO/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4vt6np8gfvmt

[paradisiak]

That Blackberry, tho 😩👌🏼

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“Beware of destination addiction: The idea that happiness is in the next place, the next job, or even with the next partner. Until you give up the idea that happiness is somewhere else, it will never be where you are.”

— Unknown

[emmmaryjane]

Funny how when you start to get recognition, everyone who was NOT there for you in the past is suddenly “in your corner” and fake-supportive. I see y’all. Being fake is a lovely way to be forgotten. 👋🏼

[emmmaryjane]

If someone told me two years ago that’d I’d be on local news playing my own damn music, I wouldn’t believe it.

Little victories. ❤️

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

RED VELVET MACARONS WITH CREAM CHEESE FROSTING

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[emmmaryjane]

Time to be up all night in my fucking sadnessssss

Might record in my car if my back allows me to sit up straight. I hate my life rn

[emmmaryjane]

I got so much to say but to sum it up, fuck meeeee

[mizuganei]

[foodffs]

lemon meringue cupcakes

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Is this how you roll?

[theinturnetexplorer]

laser-free diet.

[floatingwithobrien]

y'all need to hear about gerb.

gerb was my high school physics teacher. (gerb is short for mr. gerber.) when we were learning about radiation and whatnot, and we touched on radiation poisoning, gerb decided to tell us a story.

when gerb was in high school, he worked in a supermarket. a cashier. there was this one little old lady, mrs. cassopolis, who was a regular. mrs. cassopolis firmly believed that the lasers used to scan her food items would give her radiation poisoning. they tried to explain that’s not a thing. but old cass wouldn’t hear a word of it.

the employees had to punch in every. last. grocery. item. MANUALLY.

and this woman would buy cartfulls of food every week, like any good grandma trying to feed her five children and eighteen grandchildren every time they come for a Sunday visit. so pretty soon, the employees figured out a strategy to get her on her way and get on with their lives.

one or more employees would distract old cass while the cashier would scan all the items he could as fast as humanly possible while she wasn’t paying attention.

now this supermarket had a rewards program for its most efficient workers. the computer would track how quickly the cashiers scanned items, and how many total they scanned in one day, that kind of thing. so one day, gerb’s boss came to him and said “uh,”

“you scanned three hundred items in six minutes last Tuesday during your shift” and gerb says “i recall” “that’s about four times faster than anything i’ve ever seen” and gerb says “yea ok” “jeremy what happened?”

and gerb says

“i had to save a little old woman from placebo radiation”

[quiet-nymph]

Photography by camillejulia

[pleuras]

Julien Palast

[emmmaryjane]

I need sum _____

[gotsteakhoe-gotbeef-deactivated]

If she gags on it, she cares.