[redstonedust]

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

[hellodarjeeling]

Friendly reminder: there is one touch-friendly Coelophysis and I am not it.

[vulcannot]

[clandestinewhore]

[emmynominatedmullet]

Everything is a Star Trek reference except Star Trek the original series which is a forbidden planet reference

[hano-dakukita]

Played with the star trek title generator

[weepingwidar]

Benjamin Moravec (French, 1977) - A Walk in a State of Awe (2024)

[hellodarjeeling]

I love my wife

[emmynominatedmullet]

Did you guys know that @hellodarjeeling and I had the prettiest wedding ever

[hellodarjeeling]

How it started:

And how it’s going:

Madeleine and I have officially been engaged for about a month now but only recently had the opportunity to pick up our beautiful rings. I’m so excited to share a life with my best friend :) Who knew starting a blog back in 2011 would lead me to such a wonderful, loving, funny partner?

[hellodarjeeling]

How It Is Now!

We did it! :) Two Trekkies, boldly going together. Yes, we had old tapes of TOS playing as we got married and of course we had to get a Trek quote engraved on our rings :) Madeleine and Anne 5ever

[hellodarjeeling]

Your favorite Trekkies got married today :)

[thatsbelievable]

[catboybiologist]

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

[catboybiologist]

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now

[catboybiologist]

So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon

And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska

A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.

[catboybiologist]

Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

BABYLON 5 1993 – 1998・2x04 A Distant Star

[parasocialites]

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

[onetine]

[anarch0possum]

if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

[pmamtraveller]

By Tokuhiro Kawai