I Like To Sit On My Pancakes

I'm Emily. I post whatever the crap I want, mostly stupid jokes, but also a lot of cute animals, Disney stuff, and whatever else I like. I always follow back! Send me a message; I'm there for you if you need someone to talk to, or if you just want to rant. Enjoy my blog! :)

[itseasytoremember]

my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push ‘em over they’re just like 

“oh i’m lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!’

[mizshylock-deactivated20151216]

Whereas you push little dogs over and they’re all like “Vengeance! Death before dishonor!”

[tortillas-deactivated20170612]

this website got me so fucked idk whether yall r analyzing and dragging spongebob squarepants ironically or for real anymore

[sickwitchkid]

[ruinedchildhood]

Life lessons courtesy of the Powerpuff Girls

[kaenks]

[projectendo-deactivated20210112]

reblog if you’re the worst

[emmypoodleb]

me: *is drawing*

person: *walks by*

me: *covers drawing using entire arm*

[eternal-adamnation]

that’s it that’s the show

[pinkcronut-deactivated20170614]

So true?

[sonicknuckles-deactivated201210]

in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

[bleventeeen]

i yearbooked

i yearbooked hard

have some pines twins, grades 9-12

[the-disney-virtues]

I don’t even watch this show but this has always been one of my favorite posts

[mononoke-himes]

This is beautiful

[eyes-above3491]

[ronfancy]

THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.

[illkim]

When the teacher groups you up with your friends for a project

[allteeensrelate]

home alone? more like

[princessrhcenyra]

[tayzawa]

[phdbitch-deactivated20150805]

I love how they use background music in animal documentaries to signify danger. It’s like damn, I thought this caterpillar was chillin but clearly something bout to happen that neither I nor the caterpillar know about.

[toocooltobehipster]