ok... cis male, tall and lanky, brown hair that i always hide under my hat (i don't leave anywhere without it!), italian/japanese, kind of a nervous wreck, terrified of ghosts and my fav color is green!
aw omg would date u sound adorable
KIROKAZE
Xuebing Du
RMH
d e v o n
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Mike Driver
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almost home
wallacepolsom
tumblr dot com

ellievsbear
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
sheepfilms
Not today Justin
Sade Olutola
Jules of Nature
One Nice Bug Per Day
Peter Solarz
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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@emo-deadpool
ok... cis male, tall and lanky, brown hair that i always hide under my hat (i don't leave anywhere without it!), italian/japanese, kind of a nervous wreck, terrified of ghosts and my fav color is green!
aw omg would date u sound adorable
does whatever a sipdre cna
living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!
I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again
Me, from the roof of a Kroger with a megaphone:
-and they were both on before their time and didn’t ever get the true appreciation they deserved. They were cut short, and I want them back!!! I WANT THEM BACK
Swat team guy in charge of negotiations on his own megaphone:
ma’am, we are prepared to listen to your demands, but no one here has the power to put Flapjack or Camp Lazlo back on the air,
Why would you leave Class of 3000 out like that :,(
THE THEME SONG OF THAT SLAPS SO HARD I CANT EVEN BEAR TO THINK OF IT
when i say i was born in the wrong generation, i don't mean i wanted to be a teen in the eighties, i wanted to be an og emo kid in the two thousands
people on twitter will say "remember being on tumblr???" and still scour this site in the year 202X for posts to steal verbatim for the clout 😔
he’s got a point
countless innocent krill are scooped up by whales every minute and all you people do is stand around fantasizing about bernie sanders and his… big beautiful eyes… his soft rosy cheeks
No hair dye strand test we dye like men
*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town
he dropped his eyes
PUT THOSE EYEBALLS BACK IN YOUR HEAD, SON
Smells like disappointment
oh fuck you
op has michigan in their url this is propaganda
more astronauts are from ohio than anywhere else. coincidence? i think not
Imagine being a child in Ohio wanting to go to space just so you can experience something for the first time in your life.
No gay has all 5:
- A job
- Good relationship with father
- Neurotypical brain
- Ability to top
- Driver’s license
this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.
I have two of these and neither of them are good
i have none atm
idk what it is about sitting in chairs and having both feet on the floor but it’s so uncomfortable and awful and i’ll never willingly do it if there’s literally any other option