In Love With Mr. J

🔫 Stressed, Depressed, and Band Obsessed 🔫 kik: you_need_me_ed sc: vivido xx ig: livv_twisted ❤

[touchyourblood]

My parents have been married thirty six years and my dad had to work a few hours early this morning (he refs hs football for extra cash), while he was gone my mom went to Dunkin Donuts to get breakfast and bought him his favorite muffin to surprise him when he came home and when he did it was with her favorite muffin from Dunkin Donuts and you know what I’m so not interested in all the cynical bs about love and marriage being fake like if that’s not some romantic shit right there idk what is.

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

That’s so sweet ohmygosh

[emo-tional]

first semester goals: get a 4.0 gpa, do all readings and have comprehensive notes, attend all my lectures, start my papers three weeks in advance

second semester goals: don't kill myself or become an alcoholic

[emo-tional]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[cigarettesmokeandexyracquets-de]

“Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “Sorry Daddy I’ve been bad” both mean very similar things but have wildly different connotations

[aureliagaming]

How do I delete someone else’s post

[moonshine-whiskey]

Source:so–yen

[m-orphine]

[son-of-the-hell]

[bloody--cherry-deactivated20180]

Warm Bodies (2013)

[h-i--s-a]

[s-u-b-i-t-a]

snapchat: wxsfp

[o-l-y-m-p-e]

snapchat:crlhariel

[trapgrl]

Instagram.com/heylizyy

Snap: lizyynovais

[oli-sykes-love3]

[sassyabrahamlincoln]

*goes in for a high five but misses and slaps ur ass instead*

[formandalign]

Awkward velocity.

[fakepxnk-deactivated20210507]

im gonna start ending my posts like they’re youtube videos

anyways i hope you guys enjoyed this post, if you did then please be sure to give it a like and a reblog and follow my blog for more posts like this, i make new posts every 3.65 minutes. but anyways, insert unique outro phrase here, byeee

[infinnitte]

🌌

[scntrx-deactivated20191108]

[greelin]

“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent

[cause-karma]

I wish I had an off and on switch for sleeping.