Someone must have a full-time job!

♡The Tomodachi Life: Livin' the Dream stays on during sex. Bee || 🔞 || 29 || 🏳️‍🌈 || Icon picrew pinned || I've gotta be the worst 10 year-old driver in town || currently NOT doing drugs in my car♡ || 👁👁 = jaxpom tag ||

[emoditzydisko]

Hey yall!! I've had several asks requesting where my profile picture comes from! This is one of my favorite picrews so I'm always happy to share!

[emoditzydisko]

Momo from the hit k-pop group twice

[hellenhighwater]

This is a double batch of meringues--8 eggs total.

And this is Jane.

[hellenhighwater]

Size comparison of Jane v Meringues was requested. To clarify:

The size of Jane is an unpredictable variable.

Smaller than Malice, though.

[hellenhighwater]

Mayhem Jane is bigger than meringues!!!

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[girlballs]

Tumblr is awesome.

[cinturongazo]

im not using wojaks. get on my level

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[shes-unforgettable]

This is my new favourite image ever

[susiedraws]

[vanishingmoments]

I've seen hundreds - maybe even thousands - of images over the years. and so i've become somewhat of an expert on the topic

[catmask]

it is not actually hard to see that a trans girl is going to be a girl in a story if you dont hate or actively avoid thinking about women. you too can develop this skill by caring about them in real life and not just when they are characters. and talking to them even

[mollybeenoel]

[ethernalium]

Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[borderlands-disorder]

[talontarget]

jkr is literally posting upskirt photos to her social media. when will it finally get through to harry potter fans that their support makes her feel confident and correct enough to do things like this

[agirlwithachakram]

sea shanty themes

hearing an old man saying something

Captain’s an asshole

Captain’s awesome (same captain)

first mate sucks

whiskey

the girls out here

the girls back home

ship is terrible

ship is great

Cape Horn

seriously why are we always running around Cape Horn this place sucks ass

want to go home

did NOT want to go home, somehow ended up there anyway

Sally and various sex acts we can do with her

beach party

rolling, heaving, hauling

where we’re bound

sea beasties threatening us and/or assisting us

stormy weather but we’re together

setting out to sea

coming in to harbor/taking shore leave

too much whiskey

punishing naughty crewmen

Let Me Tell You About This Guy

Goodbye!

Hello!

let us bother this fellow

oh man I should marry that one girl if I ever get back home

befriended an animal, call my parents if you don’t believe me!

you ever been to Place?

I have been grievously misled

sailors gotta sail

let’s get this bread, boys

don’t forget your old shipmate

faldee raldee raldee raldee rye-eye-doe

[helenvaughans]

[helenvaughans]

the thing is that for all its supposed faults, i would take this brand of 90s utopian globalism over whatever the fuck we’ve been doing for the last 10 years in a heartbeat

[catmask]

ive had trans men ask me before how to overcome the insecurity/fear that they are transitioning just to escape misogynist treatment and wondering about the validity of their identity. the simple solution is that u must continue to engage and fight misogyny even when you are not a woman. prove your fear wrong

[catmask]

u really cannot out-validate an insecurity that u do not do the work to fight against the structure that supports it u know. i am the gender i am simply because it looked fucking yummy. the reason i dont experience doubts w it in this way is because any time i do i turn around to face the thing im 'running from' and punch it

[catmask]

💯💯💯