[stability]

[vintagezayn]

nope

[studip]

you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot

[artbarfunkel]

[penicillin-pusher-deactivated20]

[epic-humor]

The struggle

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

this is an immaculately produced piece of filmmaking, genuinely

[anotherlucie-deactivated2015071]

[kittiezandtittiez]

[peppermonsterofficial]

the only one of these that has made me happy

[octopussoir-]

[emogertie22]

so me

[ghostsandgoblins]

[squidwurd]

[emogertie22]

and i was like

[hbunot]

I don’t think I’ve ever finished a game of monopoly

[moonbeamastrology]

the “falls in love too easily” squad

pisces, sagittarius, taurus, leo, cancer

[emogertie22]

The signs playing video games

Aries: *plays one level* "let's go out!"

Taurus: knows every single secret level, cheat code, and special feature there exists

Gemini: get so frustrated when the can't pass a level that they forget about the game for 20 years

Cancer: *internally cursing at everything*

Leo: is initially the person who drives the wrong way or starts shooting at their own team

Virgo: violently slams on the buttons while shouting profanities

Libra: you probably never see them playing video games but they can pull an all nighter and play till dawn

Scorpio: sit there gaping as Pisces beats their record

Sagittarius: "I'm only gonna play one level" (27 hours later) "I should probably check if my family is still alive or not"

Capricorn: is so good that they just sit there with a smug smile as the glide through the levels

Aquarius: they look like they're just sitting and watching the most boring thing ever as they pass the level you had been stuck on for ages on the first go and get a gold on it

Pisces: probably has no idea what the game is but when they know the controls they're gonna win it

-Poiroiti

[emogertie22]

that moment in your life no one loves you to date you

:( :( :( :( :( :(

[emogertie22]

Dick: So yeah... Kori's pregnant

Bruce: *Ominous Stare*

Bruce: *Exits to Batcave*

Bruce: *Walks Downstairs to Secret area*

Bruce: *Enters Contingency Plan Vault*

Bruce: *Passes Justice League Contingency Plans To Back Door*

Bruce: *Reaches Vault Marked [In Case of Emergency]*

Bruce: *Full Body Scan*

Bruce: *Enters Vault*

Bruce: *Picks up "#1 Grandpa" mug*

[emogertie22]

Friend: so, you wanna hang out?

Me: *has 12 AO3 tabs pulled up* *five tumblr tabs off to the side* *has twenty unfinished edits pulled up in photoshop* *is blaring halsey from underneath a mound of blankets*

Me: i wish i could, but i've just got so much shit to do

[autorestefan]

Jen and Tom the fashion bloggers and most likely my favorites, please protect them!!

[emogertie22]

so true