[emohamsters]

phoebe bridgers but living under various aliases (pb, pheebs, peebee). california baby who was supposed to be a witch, but my nutritionist said i can't be so cowboy was my next option. currently postponing my third album by staring at the ceiling, walking my dog around in a baby carrier, and hoping the aliens take me first. google chats: camouflagesmiles

[emohamsters]

one day i won't be vibrating off of coffee but it's not today

[hallucin8]

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

[emohamsters]

[emohamsters]

no one told me owning a record label meant waking up at 2 am for a meeting

[emohamsters]

[emohamsters]

what's with this Dr. Pepper and pickles thing anyway

[emohamsters]

im giving jo a lesson on masking tape

[emohamsters]

[emohamsters]

diet coke save me 🙏

[emohamsters]

still dreaming of fried pickles

[midwestvalleygirl-moved]

if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

my wife can stab me a little bit i dont care

[emohamsters]

my head is pounding, when will i be free?

[disgustinggf]

i'm not wearing all black bitch my thong is pink

[angelbabymikaa]

i don’t flirt i just say weird shit until you tell me i’m pretty & wanna kiss me

[emohamsters]

everyone is trying to steal my dog, alert the media